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skiierman
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I just finished a paper for english class drunk and im hadnidn it in like that. haha, what do you guys think ill get for a grade???!?
Sep 19 2006 12:50AM
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D-40
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an f

im just being real
Sep 19 2006 12:50AM
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Jaskittin
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There is a kid that my friends and I have affectionently named Calvin the Dousch bag.  He really enjoys things such as taking off his shirt at all times, geling his hair, wearing pink abercrombie shirts that are 2 sizes small and his personal favorite:  Coming to school beligerently drunk and making sure that EVERYONE knows, because obviously being drunk at school denotes how bad ass he is.  Don't be a calvin.  Great, you're wasted.  The paper is gunna suck, and you will probably realize how bad of an idea that is.  But hey, if you get a good grade, message me and I will be a believer.
Sep 19 2006 12:59AM
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skiierman
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Hey, it's the next morning and I thought I would tell you why I did that and yes I'm still handing it in.
Every week we have to write a four to five page essay on whatever we want, so basically a free writing assignment. I usually write about things that have recently happened because they are easy to write about and make it sound good. Well not much has been happening and last night a bunch of buddies and I where all talking about random shit when the paper came up. I'm not sure exactly how it happened but eventually we led to the idea that writing the paper from a drunk perspective would be interesting and cool to look back on. Well I decided to test this idea and see how it comes out.
Sep 19 2006 7:58AM
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D-40
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well what do you think of the paper no that you have sobered up?

Sep 19 2006 8:12AM
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fukeneh
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america, FUCK YEAH!
Sep 19 2006 8:21AM
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skiierman
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Ummm... it's alright? Well here's a line from it so you can basically get the hint of how the rest is...
"This was a great idea that seemed to me at the time as a great idea."
Sep 19 2006 8:28AM
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NS-SpellChecker
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Coming again to save the motherfucking day ya!



Me being a teacher and all I'd probably spot your drunkeness very easily and fail your stupid ass.
Sep 19 2006 9:54AM
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Ryno
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Drunk ideas can make for very interesting reads, but atleast proofread it and fix the spelling fuckups and make sure the sentences make SOME sense...
Sep 19 2006 11:15AM
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ski_cartel
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thats a interesting idea, but im not sure if my english teacher would take that. She would probably mark it but then id have to talk to a guidence counseler about being a alchie
Sep 19 2006 11:22AM
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3ski6guy0
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my friend turned in his first college paper that he wrote at 6am super tired and messed up. lets just say there were no periods, the whole paper was a continuous sentence. the teacher thought he was retarded
Sep 19 2006 11:24AM
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ECfreeski3
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^hahaha. my retarded friend jay who is an aspiring alcoholic wrote a drunk essay this year for a book report type thing and it was the worst paper ive ever read. his thesis was "ken was an insatiable dude" and the title he put at the top was (word for word) "my killa essay on foreign wars YO". he got an F and his teacher decided he must be retarded (which he is).
Sep 19 2006 12:36PM
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skiierman
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Yeah I did for some words that wheren't even supposed to be there. Just some serious stuff that makes it unreadable I edited, but for the most part I left in all the grammar mistakes because I feel it just adds to it more.
Sep 19 2006 12:40PM
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ECfreeski3
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are you gonna tell your teacher you were drunk?
Sep 19 2006 12:54PM
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WONTON
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ya is actually spelled yeah
Sep 19 2006 1:49PM
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sn0wbl0w
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b-
Sep 19 2006 2:28PM
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CooksCorner
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Haha. Thats an awsome title.
Sep 19 2006 2:36PM
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sugarloaf
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hahahahaha this is an epppiccccccc commment. smoke then read your essay I'm sure i'tll be great. at least that one line is

but did you say that you were drunk in the essay?
Sep 19 2006 3:12PM
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skiierman
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Yeah because the whole point of the paper was to show people what you're like while drunk. I even apologized constantly for the profanity, spelling errors and random indentations/paragraphs.
Sep 19 2006 3:14PM
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leckett1
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"ya" is actually spelled "yeah"
Sep 19 2006 3:29PM
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leckett1
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fuck i didnt see that you beat me to it....bastard...
Sep 19 2006 3:29PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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fuck i thought i was going to be so clever
Sep 19 2006 3:30PM
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