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SKI SEASON'S STARTING IN UTAH!!!!1 Turn green, fuckers.

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simmers
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 397
Is it actually November? Utah just got a shitload of storms and there are 30+ inches at the tops of the ski resorts. Brighton is fucking opening next Saturday (September 23, fuckers). Enjoy the summer sunshine in Colorado, California, Oregon, Washington, Canada...fuckers -- I'll be shredding pow. Booyah.
Sep 18 2006 12:35AM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604
yea east coast!
Sep 18 2006 5:07PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
the ac in my house is broken so its like 90 degrees in here right now. you cant imagine how jealous this thread is making me
Sep 18 2006 5:09PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
god damn.
Sep 18 2006 5:11PM
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=FLO=
Posts: 1969 - Karma: 39
This thread will give you the worst Karma of all time. I bet you'll be shreddin pow on sept 23. i bet you will clip some scree underneath and compound fracture your femur too. And to all the Utah haters, sure you get more snow, but after December it's nasty wet and sticky, so come to
Crested Butte for the light and dry, and you will truly have your ass handed to you.
Sep 18 2006 5:13PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
Holy fucking shit are you kidding me? if it does open I know where I am gong but somehow I am calling bull shit and I live here.
Sep 18 2006 5:20PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
www.brightonresort.com
sorry but theres nothing.
Sep 18 2006 5:22PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
wow i hate everyone in utah right now. fuck
Sep 18 2006 5:43PM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
its been snowing tons in the canadian rockies to idiot.
Sep 18 2006 5:48PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Word. Today it was 80! Yeah, so stop trying to be so cool with all your snow! Cause yeah, its hot here!

I need to move away from here :(
Sep 18 2006 5:52PM
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KY^
Posts: 552 - Karma: 90
im goin to
Sep 18 2006 5:56PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
yea well western mass just got dumped on! suck it
Sep 18 2006 6:01PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,623
I'm crying right now I need to ski soon though soon 2 weeks
Sep 18 2006 6:04PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
i hate u
Sep 18 2006 6:42PM
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Pugalope
Posts: 376 - Karma: 508
one resort destorys all of those combined it name is called snowbird/alta so go ski vails flat gay bowls t-rides and crested buttes low snow and silvertons one lift and then come ski the LCC and compare for there....
Sep 18 2006 8:13PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
i skied about 30 feet of verticle here at big sky 2 nights ago. got a couple runs in. 'bout 2 inches of pow. pretty sick.
Sep 18 2006 8:18PM
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mrkristofo
Posts: 242 - Karma: 12
bonafide fact for all you non-believers. I took this pic on saturday.

Click for larger image

time for some faceshots.
Sep 18 2006 8:46PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
you're fucking lucky man, we got 23 cm's last week but its all going to melt this week
Sep 18 2006 8:50PM
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cmo
Posts: 2325 - Karma: 1,085
get that shit to work man
Sep 18 2006 9:06PM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
i have skied crested butte, and I have skied utah. Utah absolutely butt fucks colorado in the ass,
with the exception of perhaps silverton, which i have never been to, but i hear rocks.
colorado is for suckers who think it's the best. that and trustifarians that go to boulder. die.
Sep 18 2006 9:12PM
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*Nefarious*
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 4,208
it's been snowing and cold as shit in montana too... but it always is
Sep 18 2006 9:14PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
does he have to?
Sep 18 2006 9:16PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 522
I HATE CT
Sep 18 2006 9:19PM
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LetItGrow
Posts: 81 - Karma: 12
thats a fucking joke. colorado is a fucking joke. you are completely out of your element.

have you skied in the spring in utah? you fucking joke.

p.s. greatest snow on earth, fucker.
Sep 18 2006 9:19PM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
stop joking
Sep 18 2006 9:21PM
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LetItGrow
Posts: 81 - Karma: 12
i love you
Sep 18 2006 9:25PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
In chicago...we went shirts and skins for soccer practice today
Sep 18 2006 9:26PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
i cant wait for snow
Sep 18 2006 9:26PM
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ThePoopSock
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 22
utah may get a few more inches of snow, but colorados snow is ten times lighter and better pow skiing
and yes most resorts in utah have great backcounrty, but siverton kicks there ass, as well as crestted butte
and keystone and break hands down win for parks,
but it is sweet you guys are opening so eraly
have fun shreading pow pow
Sep 18 2006 9:27PM
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mrkristofo
Posts: 242 - Karma: 12
fixed it
Sep 18 2006 9:30PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 58
yea i hate el nino
Sep 18 2006 9:31PM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
i love you too
Sep 18 2006 9:33PM
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LetItGrow
Posts: 81 - Karma: 12
who wants to ski blower snow anyhow? fuck that shit, it offers no cushion for going huge and you ski right through it on the hard pack beneath unless you get 2 ft of the shit. and we all know that utah is famous for getting 8-10 ft. in a weekend, not colorado. 8 inches of 12% goes alot further than 16 in. of 4%. fuck colorado, you can have it.
Sep 18 2006 9:34PM
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LJF
Posts: 457 - Karma: 30
yea since skiing is all about parks???
Sep 18 2006 9:50PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
If this turns out ture i will be so fucking happy. I was up on saturday but didnt think they would open so soon i cant wait.
Sep 18 2006 10:12PM
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BCKicker540
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you kids are lucky, i cant wait till sugarloaf opens in march
Sep 18 2006 10:18PM
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Mixamatosis
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
I can't believe you guys are believe this! 30+ inches at the top of Utah resorts??? keep dreaming. I skied yesterday at the top of Guardsmans pass and even a little of jupiter bowl of PCMR. There was 8 inches at most at the top, just barely enough to make a few shitty turns and say I skied in September. afterwards I went down to brighton, people were skiing the rails there, but there was barely enough snow left to slide on by the end of the day... Look at the weather report, it's already warming up. Sorry, but this was just a teaser my freinds
Sep 18 2006 10:31PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
anyone who says co snow is better than utah's is a fucking fool. seriously, its lighter and we get a hell of alot more of it.
Sep 18 2006 10:41PM
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slice_of_mustard
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no.
Sep 18 2006 11:06PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
http://alta.com/Newsite/images/picoftheday/031906.jpg

yes.
Sep 18 2006 11:11PM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
oh ok what was i thinking, that pic totally proves that im wrong. oh wait.. i can find pics like that for any mountain, hell probably even for alot of east coast mountains.
Sep 18 2006 11:28PM
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Pugalope
Posts: 376 - Karma: 508
I'll be there on my osama pros....
Sep 19 2006 12:37AM
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=FLO=
Posts: 1969 - Karma: 39
Funny how you mention Buttfucking in the ass considering your webpage in your profile is reliableracing.com you faggot racing ass licking queer. Stay in Utah, jerk off to Mormon Homos. We will keep the light snow to ourselves. We don't think it's the best, we know it is mother fucker
Sep 19 2006 11:52AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
why do people in colorado think the snow is lighter?? is it denial??? and all of those resorts you idiots list are hours and hours and hours apart. while in utah the resorts all fit in the paramaters of washington dc. but keep that a secret.

stay in colorado, dont go to utah. fine by me, and the people in utah shouldnt argue that utah is better because the more people who know its the best in the world the more chairs you have to share. so from today on i will never be a utah advocate again.
Sep 19 2006 12:02PM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
^yeh we got mormons but you got rich little "hippy" kids who think there hipies in their suvs. at least mormons shower fag
Sep 19 2006 12:05PM
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DENALI44
Posts: 973 - Karma: 19
actually i believe there was a statistic that slc is only 20% mormon, so its not too bad. oh and i guess there is one trustafarian that snuck to utah, anjelica.

Sep 19 2006 12:10PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
ps kza look at my profile.
Sep 19 2006 12:10PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 20
dude atleast we arent all fucking mormons
Sep 19 2006 1:20PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
more like core shots. sure that's alot of snow for mid september, but you'll be hitting shit left and right.
Sep 19 2006 1:34PM
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simmers
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 397
Bode Miller is a racer. He's a big time racer. I bet he gets a lot of pussy for being a queer. I'd rather be ski-racing pussy hound than the pipe-resin-smoking parkrat faggot that you are.

Also, you talked about how karma was going to come and break my leg for what I said about Brighton. Isn't karma going to break your leg for saying that I was going to get hurt? Isn't that bad karma? Please explain, as I don't know the ins and outs of karma, and I don't believe in that stupid bullshit anyway.
Sep 19 2006 1:42PM
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mrkristofo
Posts: 242 - Karma: 12
Everyone knows they don't open milly at the beginning at the season, as mentioned before it will open when the whole resort is open in October. And Early season = core shots regardless. It's science.
Sep 19 2006 2:09PM
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