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How to identify ns'ers

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Gtweaker
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 19
yes is there someway to identify ns users on the slopes?im a newb to the site so i dont know....if not brainstorm ur idea here.
19 years ago
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snowsnowsnow
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 23
yeah. if you look really closely when you are on the mountain, all ns'ers wear official ns signs on the back of their jackets. they are kinda small though so you gotta get really close....and the magic word is "fuck you, cunt".....so just remember - get really close so you can see the sign, then say the magic word.
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Gtweaker
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 19
hahaaha
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
throw switch spread eagles, then everyone will know you.
19 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
depends on what mountain you're on... if you're at snoqualmie, and you see two guys standing very close to each other crying... thats me and kevin.
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snowsnowsnow
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 23
^its true.

But since you've gotten no useful help thus far, I would say the best way to identify ns'ers is by what they wear/their skis.
19 years ago
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
get a sticker
19 years ago
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Powderdayz
Posts: 1881 - Karma: 10
get a tat on the back of your neck
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
just go up to anybody and everybody that's on twintips and say "Hi, my name is Gtweaker, what's yours?" The people that don't just stare at you like you're a fucking idiot are the NS'ers.
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Gtweaker
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 19
ok...will do^
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Holte
Posts: 10751 - Karma: 7,995
depends what mountain you ride. i hear those guys at Stevens all have NS prison tats.
19 years ago
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25444 - Karma: 13,856
Yeah, but mines hard to show people when I'm in all my gear, kinda a tricky spot.
19 years ago
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
you mean the tatoo on your white supple ass that says "property of Kevywevy"?
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
I believe I co-signed on said property.
19 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
mmmmmmmm white supple ass.....
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
wow, this thread went from to gay to gayer in record time. everyone that made this possible, give yourselves a pat on the back.
19 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
I'm pretty sure we've done it much quicker than this, this was like 3 posts, we can do it in one.
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
I'll give you a pat on the ass sexy boy!
19 years ago
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
See above post
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