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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
about nothing...well lets talk, the main thing i am concerned about right now is the percentage of african american pinapples being raped by grapefruit juice, this isn't right

Patrick
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Apr 26 2003 12:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
very good point bob,but i think the real issue is why dont we have a homosexual president yet,we've had a few women take interest but no good ole' american boy georges....the 'oval' office i better off changed to the 'anal' office rather than the 'ovarie' office.
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 26 2003 12:33PM
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*Neil
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Apr 26 2003 12:35PM
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Sean14456
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Im a sexier fuck than *Neil
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 26 2003 12:38PM
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Capurnicus
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i don't think the UN is accomplishing very much blah blah bo blah

Patrick
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Apr 26 2003 12:49PM
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five0
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another good point boob...theyre just not getting anything done..the UN should stand for the united nerds..hehe haha hoho snort snort snort.....
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 26 2003 12:53PM
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Drail
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anyone ever wonder how cats got known for always landing on their feet when infact if you drop them enough times they don't?

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
Apr 26 2003 1:11PM
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Dallan!
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where does girls swim in the summers i cant find the beaches with girls...











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Apr 26 2003 1:16PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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cats will always land on their feet somthin with thier inner ear balance shit, i went to a party at my friends dorm and this dude took his cat and chucked it out the window it landed on the lawn on its feet! amazing simply amazing

lap dance? sure how much?
Apr 26 2003 1:26PM
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jksl
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pat, i like your giraffe....it's pretty

-J. KIESEL
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the site is really bad, but check it out anyways
Apr 26 2003 1:27PM
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Sean14456
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hey, get your eyes off my giraffe!
-sean
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Apr 26 2003 1:30PM
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Drail
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my cat can do backflips and flairs... you just gotta chuck it in the air with the right rotation and it arch's it back and stops the shit...

but if you do it enough the cat's dont land on their feet anymore... they get too dizzy.

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
Apr 26 2003 1:32PM
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Capurnicus
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yeah i had a hamster, and my sister put him in jesus' house

Patrick
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Apr 26 2003 1:49PM
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lineskier10
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yeah mike my cat does the same thing its so sick, sometimes its fun to wreslte with and ill put it in full nelsons or powerbomb it and it will bute and scratch me
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Viva la Resistance!
Apr 26 2003 1:51PM
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Dallan!
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cats rock my world











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Apr 26 2003 1:52PM
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MadTrixter
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so i said.....then SHE goes! hhaaaaaaaaahahaha


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 26 2003 1:58PM
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Papa
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i wish i could always land on my feet like a cat, that'd be sick. think about it, you could launch off anything or fall of anyting and you'd always land
Seize the carp
Apr 26 2003 2:03PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
candide is catlike...

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
Apr 26 2003 2:10PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
cats use their tails to land on their feet. They spin them around and somehow that helps them.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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Apr 26 2003 2:14PM
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Capurnicus
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well i don't think colin powell would agree

Patrick
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Apr 26 2003 2:47PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
thats what we should use instead of trampolines to try tricks before we go to the snow..just use your cat
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 26 2003 3:42PM
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MadTrixter
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how the hell do you change your s/n?


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 26 2003 3:43PM
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Ds91260
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hes gives harvey the butt lovin
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 26 2003 3:56PM
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EastCoastPride
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Orange juice raped my father.

-Teddy
Apr 26 2003 4:03PM
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sherLocke
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the cauliflower out back is broken because the plumber hit it with his apricot while farting magical dolphins into his glass harmonica.


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
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Apr 26 2003 4:07PM
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JayDC7
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who wants to make a cat flipping movie with me? it would be amazing.. i think we would probably go through quite a few cats though.
Apr 26 2003 4:08PM
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petek
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death to the heathens!


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Apr 26 2003 4:08PM
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JayDC7
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i did it like this
i did it like that
i did it with a wiffle ball bat
Apr 26 2003 4:19PM
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Sean14456
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hmm ok julian
-sean
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Apr 26 2003 4:37PM
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five0
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 26 2003 6:33PM
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Dallan!
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awwww so cute











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Apr 26 2003 10:54PM
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SaraJ
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lol, do you know what that says?

'every time somebody masturbates, God kills a kitten' or something like that.

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Apr 26 2003 11:32PM
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SaraJ
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oh, that one's different, but therese's another one that says the masturbation thing.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
Apr 26 2003 11:33PM
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Capurnicus
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you know what i don't think its working out..lets get divorced and marry other animals

Patrick
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Apr 27 2003 12:35AM
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Capurnicus
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hmm yes i agree

Patrick
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Apr 27 2003 2:01AM
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JayDC7
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yea, it is getting gay





btw, i hope that worked...
Apr 27 2003 2:15AM
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JayDC7
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success! even though it got all big and bloated up...
Apr 27 2003 2:16AM
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pag
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lol

PAG
Apr 27 2003 2:17AM
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JayDC7
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i heard richard simmons was a fat mess now.. and thats why you dont see him dancing around in short shorts singing show tunes to himself.
Apr 27 2003 2:40AM
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strode
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every time you pork on the sidewalk, god kills a kitten--sounds like some ugly road rash





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 27 2003 2:59AM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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i have pockets

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Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy


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Apr 27 2003 8:58AM
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Sean14456
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i hvae 5 pockets
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Apr 27 2003 9:03AM
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five0
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 27 2003 9:13AM
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weazelzb
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i have a bellybutton


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 27 2003 9:17AM
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five0
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prove it
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 27 2003 9:20AM
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Newskoolkavana
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it bothers me that bananas dont where clothes....... must be some kind of conspirousy



-ryan kavana
Apr 27 2003 9:36AM
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Lateralis
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i threw my cat up in the air one time when i was young,he flipped and spun and landed..........right on his head and stopped moving and had a huge laceration in his head and was gushing blood


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 27 2003 9:39AM
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five0
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i dont like hurting animals alot but my friend used to shoot 3 pointers with his cat untill it got stuck up there
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 27 2003 9:47AM
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Lateralis
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i didnt intend to hurt it,i was young and plus theyre supposed to land on their feet


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 27 2003 9:49AM
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JayDC7
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i would put my cat in a chair and spin it around fast till it was dizzy and then make it walk around the room.
Apr 27 2003 3:48PM
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