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wAy2sTeEzY4u

Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20

Karma: 20

Posts: 5449

No Life

im gonna have to say douche, no bag just douche

Sep 16 2006 1:58PM

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flyinghighagain

Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22

Karma: 22

Posts: 1069

Insane

probably either:
eat a shitsandwich and die

ORRR

EAT A DICK

Sep 18 2006 8:25PM

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s.jeff

Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32

Karma: 32

Posts: 2255

Addict

One time some one told some one told my coach to go do a triple back flip of the kicker and my coach is just like, why dont you go do a tripple shut up of your mom.

anything that goes with your mom or anything i can think of at the time or Ass Clown

Sep 18 2006 9:51PM

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brennanmidwest

Posts: 925 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 925

Insane

d- bag or turd burgler

Sep 18 2006 9:55PM

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stayclassy

Posts: 126 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 126

Pro

ass-butt
or
dumb shit

keep it simple

Sep 18 2006 9:59PM

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meggles

Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54

Karma: 54

Posts: 3156

Addict

bahahahahah ive gotta try that one out sometime

Sep 18 2006 10:01PM

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GANDALF

Posts: 6308 - Karma: 6,676

Karma: 6,676

Posts: 6308

No Life

when i read that i seriously cracked up

Sep 19 2006 12:04AM

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cofreeskier

Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15

Karma: 15

Posts: 3189

Addict

i laughed for over a minute at this one...i have to try this

Sep 19 2006 12:17AM

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BIG-DADDY-BLACK

Posts: 234 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 234

Loner

peepee brains

fart breath

dog face

bum hugger

campfire stink

johnny poopoo stains

sally stinky pits

cabage nose

african american poverty statistic!

Sep 19 2006 12:33AM

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freestylin820

Posts: 483 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

Posts: 483

Ridiculous

anally disembowelled, sledgehammer raped, llama jerking, jewish testicle hair licking gayface.

Sep 19 2006 12:36AM

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BIG-DADDY-BLACK

Posts: 234 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 234

Loner

don't fuck with me kids

Sep 19 2006 12:36AM

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StarFire14

Posts: 346 - Karma: 30

Karma: 30

Posts: 346

Loner

aww, there you go with the hurting of the fragile feelings again...you fat ho.

Sep 24 2006 3:18PM

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BurgRider

Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17

Karma: 17

Posts: 1597

Insane

go fuck your ass

Sep 24 2006 3:31PM

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hollygrove

Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93

Karma: 93

Posts: 7845

Crazy Fool

You sack of gine.

Sep 24 2006 4:33PM

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Redstar

Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9

Karma: 9

Posts: 1698

Insane

You remind me of gay.

Sep 24 2006 4:55PM

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Greenish

Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367

Karma: 367

Posts: 2047

Addict

go jump off a bridge

Sep 24 2006 5:28PM

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my_ar5_steeze

Posts: 1314 - Karma: 99

Karma: 99

Posts: 1314

Insane

GET BENT OR
get out of here b4 i have to pull my foot out of your ass

Sep 24 2006 5:31PM

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wAy2sTeEzY4u

Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20

Karma: 20

Posts: 5449

No Life

hahhah yes

Sep 24 2006 5:35PM

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slimbruddah

Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25

Karma: 25

Posts: 2611

Addict

turd burgler is awesome. hahahhahaah

Sep 24 2006 10:40PM

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Myke

Posts: 937 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

Posts: 937

Insane

Any combination of Faggot.

Sep 24 2006 11:31PM

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CaderTots

Posts: 488 - Karma: 34

Karma: 34

Posts: 488

Ridiculous

you are gayer than a bag full of dicks
you are gayer than a butt full of aids

Sep 25 2006 3:19AM

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StarFire14

Posts: 346 - Karma: 30

Karma: 30

Posts: 346

Loner

a negro who speaks of rivers?

Nov 1 2006 3:44PM

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leckett1

Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294

Karma: 294

Posts: 6476

No Life

stupid fuck

Nov 1 2006 3:50PM

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Salomon_Girl

Posts: 411 - Karma: 49

Karma: 49

Posts: 411

Ridiculous

oh, you must be a snowblader...

Nov 1 2006 3:54PM

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shagalabagala

Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 2101

Addict

hahahaha
especialy for someone who you just met, or don't really know

Nov 1 2006 6:15PM

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mind_Riot39

Posts: 583 - Karma: 73

Karma: 73

Posts: 583

Ridiculous

cunt blister. classic and there is no comeback

Nov 1 2006 6:18PM

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beezey

Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

Karma: 427

Posts: 9027

Crazy Fool

you kiss your mommas ass with that mouth?

or just faggot.

Nov 1 2006 6:20PM

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III

Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22

Karma: 22

Posts: 2041

Addict

scumfuck

dirty cunt

nob gobbler

Nov 1 2006 7:49PM

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grams.

Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186

Karma: 186

Posts: 7406

Crazy Fool

totally owned

Nov 1 2006 7:56PM

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cgregg

Posts: 587 - Karma: 18

Karma: 18

Posts: 587

Ridiculous

"You fuck"

"You snake skin boots"(?)

"Spanish lezbian"

"You like semen baths"

"Im sorry, I dont speak (insert burn here)"

"Shitstain harvest"

"Shit lips"

"Dick face"

"Shitler"

"Dumbassadon"

"Assmole"

"Jiz gargling gutter tramp"

+__+

Nov 1 2006 8:12PM

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El.Capitan

Posts: 654 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

Posts: 654

Ridiculous

it's not exactly a one-liner, but:
"I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but i can't get my head that far up my ass."

Nov 1 2006 8:16PM

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MLB

Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298

Karma: 298

Posts: 4462

No Life

cum guzzling pillow biter

Nov 1 2006 8:27PM

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cgregg

Posts: 587 - Karma: 18

Karma: 18

Posts: 587

Ridiculous

testing something

Nov 1 2006 9:01PM

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SteveStepp

Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,659

Karma: 20,659

Posts: 9529

Crazy Fool

merchant

Nov 1 2006 9:34PM

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smuggsVT

Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19

Karma: 19

Posts: 2145

Addict

owned

Nov 1 2006 9:51PM

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Aerozol

Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488

Karma: 488

Posts: 1124

Insane

fag

that's pretty much it. i find it covers all areas

Nov 2 2006 1:08AM

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SteezePatrol

Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

Karma: 36

Posts: 10281

Crazy Fool

I am incapable of creating my own insults.

so, if i should ever be insulted, i believe i will just return a "I know you are but what am I"

or perhaps a "No, YOU'RE a ______"

Nov 2 2006 2:11AM

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Lé.Skiing

Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128

Karma: 8,128

Posts: 10035

Crazy Fool

i enjoy a fair amount of insults that i just use for random sayings heres the list:

-"what makes you think i wont cut you"(whip out my blade)

-"I'ma Cut you"

-i just realised the first two arent insults but whatever

-you're moms a (whatever they said last)

-i'm gonna shove my fist so far down your thraot you'll be shitt'n knuckles for a week

-You're not a sword(a sword can be replaced with anything for added hilarity and relevence)

most of my insults just consist of something funny

Nov 2 2006 2:16AM

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