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Fuck You Soccer Coach (Rant)

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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
He is taking all of the fun out of playing. He never listens to us, we always have to run sprits for making mistakes but never tells us what we are doing wrong, he suspends players for little things, and is a complete prick. The worst part is he is talking about how we aren't that good, yet we lead our conference, are undefeated, and we beat the number one team in the state.
Sep 14 2006 3:15PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
also i was thinking about playing college soccer, but he has truned me off so much that all i want to do is get a part time job, study and go skiing.
Sep 14 2006 3:18PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Dont let him get under your skin. I've had to deal with bad coaches a few times aswell and I've learned to just stay positive and just ignore them. Because really, if he actually knew what he was talking about he'd be in Europe coaching the pros or something.
Sep 14 2006 3:22PM
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396222687862
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one of the coaches here, decides to play a kid who can only kick, hes slow, bad and just horrible. he can kick, so he starts. haha soo dumb
Sep 14 2006 3:27PM
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lyndon
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You should concidoring peeing on him, or on food he may injest. That should fix him. Nothing says "Lay Off!" like unrine in your mouth!
Sep 14 2006 3:30PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
tell the cops he touches you
Sep 14 2006 3:40PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
haahaha

on a grosser note, my sisters friend was fucking her soccer coach... he was like 30 at least, coaching a U17 team and was hitting that. gross.
Sep 14 2006 3:43PM
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SteezePatrol
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some soccer girls are hot.

makeup, little short shorts, form fighting slinky jerseys, nice little pony tail with a girly little something in it...ahhhh
Sep 14 2006 3:45PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
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soo true
Sep 14 2006 3:48PM
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C-Burg
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he looks like one of those guys

I also had a coach that did do that to a highschool boy, he got 8 years
Sep 14 2006 4:03PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
stop bitching horse.
Sep 14 2006 4:06PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
be happy ur at least playing soccer, i just found out i tore my acl, in the last scrimmage before the season started and now junior year rite down the tubes...........never realized how much i loved playing till this shit happened
Sep 14 2006 6:07PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
hitmen are getting cheaper nowadays
Sep 14 2006 6:14PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
u should rather ski than play soccer anyway
Sep 14 2006 6:56PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
if he can't paly soccer I'm gonna assume he can't ski
Sep 14 2006 6:57PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
bad coaches suck. I've had a shitty lax coach and a shitty cereal coach.
Sep 14 2006 6:58PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
sorry not cereal, sailing, i just got munchies ya know?
Sep 14 2006 6:59PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
if he yells at you use that anger on the field
Sep 14 2006 7:01PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
your playing on his team so you have to do what he tells you and if you dont have fun not playing

sorry to be harsh but its the truth
Sep 14 2006 8:38PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
pee in his butt
Sep 14 2006 8:41PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
it is not that, he asked for suggestions. But the best coaches that i have had were chill and made it fun to play, but still got us to do what he wanted us to do and we won games.
Sep 14 2006 9:01PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
my coach has made fun of a kid because his dad is an alchohlic, and because no one wants to play for him we had 11 people on the team for todays game. 80 minutes with no subs sucks especially if you havent been able to run for 2 weeks because of a sprained ancle.
Sep 14 2006 9:04PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
My coach just told me how to make this really good alcholic desert over a fire, its hard to explain but hes so dope.
Sep 14 2006 9:08PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
this is one of the reasons why i stopped playing soccer because of the coaches, they made the game like a job, and i just dreaded going to soccer everyday after school, and i would of started varsity as a sophmore but i decided to stop playing becuase of that and my knees r messed up 2. there is no fun in it anymore
Sep 14 2006 9:45PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
At least he's not your dad, now that's tough shit.
Sep 14 2006 10:04PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
dude i have been through that shit. dont stop playin. you will regret it alot.
Sep 14 2006 11:24PM
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RKF
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 342
i once tried to make a still over a fire but it didnt work so well because it isnt a constant heat.. so i didnt want to try the shine that came out cause i didnt want to go blind cause then skiing would be way harder.
Sep 14 2006 11:48PM
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cofreeskier
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god i couldnt hate bad coaches more. But you should definitely stick with it, don't let the coach get to you, just try to enjoy the sport
Sep 14 2006 11:59PM
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hoodskiier
Posts: 288 - Karma: 12
Lincoln High School mens varsity oregon state champions 2006 lets go bitches haha
Sep 15 2006 1:53AM
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mad_540_trix
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look, you're winning right? something must be right.

jk, that sucks dude, but stick with it soccer rocks.
Sep 15 2006 2:48AM
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lazyguy
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
man that sucks, ive had my share of shit coaches. Honestly he's probably just worried that you guys will get ahead of yourselves since you just beat the top team, so hes trying to make sure your team doesnt get an ego and think you will walk to state champions, then have it come back and haunt you by playing like ass because youve been slacking and lose to a shit team early on in the playoffs.
Sep 15 2006 11:28AM
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McLeod
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where were u thinking of playing college? i committed two days ago to university of washington
Sep 15 2006 12:04PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Fun is what you have AFTER the game. Highschool soccer isn't suppoused to be fun, it's suppoused to be hard, compelling, and rewarding. I don't know what state you're playing in that you can win state champs and have "fun", but I wish you the best of luck when it comes to play at a real level. Wait til you get to college bro, you'll see what I mean.
Sep 15 2006 12:35PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
if everyone on the team hates him and doesnt want him as a coach then go to your principal or some shit. or just get everyone to quit until he is fired. you have power in numbers, use it.
Sep 15 2006 1:04PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahah dude..yeah..i know
Sep 15 2006 1:24PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
fuckin volleyball girls are hotter, get a seat behind the court...and watch all the squatting in tight pants
Sep 15 2006 3:09PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
sounds like your coach needs a kick in the arse
Sep 15 2006 4:18PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 14
maybe hes like the coach in miracle ya know, like "if the players all hate me then they'll be more united, thus making them play as a team better"
Sep 15 2006 4:22PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
horse face
Sep 15 2006 5:00PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
yer coach is geeey
Sep 15 2006 6:54PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
yeahhh, im kinda pissed, cause i didnt make varsity cause im a 10th grader, and most the kids on jv are 8th graders just cause of how it worked out. Today in our game, one of the kids shoes went flying off his foot.
Sep 15 2006 9:10PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
i live in Indiana
Sep 15 2006 9:16PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You should rather ski than play soccer anyways.
Sep 15 2006 9:17PM
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