Replying to Camp Deject.

PRESS RELEASE.

Deject Clothing GC inc, is proud to introdouce it's newest program Camp Deject.

Camp Deject will be held from june 13 to july 20th at the lovely Chez Steve, in Government Camp, OR (all ski training will be held at timberline at Mt. Hood.

our ACAA and USSA Coaches include

Brian "bp" (big pants) Landrigan
head coach teaching kids how not to drive a jetta, and how to ski OK

Steve "the homemaker" Janisch
coach of deuchbaggery claming, and cooking "or su en"

Brad "b-rad" Casey
will be teaching legit kids how to be really good looking


our program includes such courses as
• how to talk like a roundtop rider (1 AND 2)
• the cheapest way to purchse bread
• Sex ED
• how not to drive a jetta
• deuchbaggery
• beatuycare
• home ec
• bartending
• skiing really good
• the correct way to drop a name
and last but not leadt • AP Jeff Kiesel History

so convince mommy and daddy that this is the camp for you, we offer no supervision, we allow underaged drinking, "Crunk-ing" is in encouraged, possiblity of death is almost 100% an you get a free t shirt.

see you there