Replying to Crazy night

OK so me and a few friends are sitting around and it is like 10o clock, and soemone decides we go to the hookah bar. So we drive over to seattle, and cruise by the hookah bar, and it is empty, like no one there. So we keep driving and this girl from our old High school calls and is like yeah you guys should come to this club. I was like fucccck that, but we ended up going anyway. The club is just completley FULL of black dudes, and suburban wite girls, its hilarious. So we mignle or w/e and get bored of this sober dancing shit, so we go out to the car and pound some bacardi, and I just start longboarding around with a J in my mouth. I'm pretty buzzed, and we go back to outside the club where HELLA cats are outside tryin to start fights and shit. Bouncers are straight up manhandling guys, and guys are getting thrown out and arrested left and right. So we are just sitting on the curb and we hear oh shit and a dude starts runnin, so we jump up and look over the cars, and there is just like tons of people mobbin around like a half block away. So I cruise down there on my board, and my buddies are like joggin behind, and we come up to a 9 man fight. $ of these persian lookin dudes, and 5 asian kids. One of the smaller persian guys has his belt wrapped around his fist with some excess hanging off and he his just whipping people hardcore, and punching cats out. the asian guys had big orange construction cones and were swingin em around it was funny. Then like 2 cop cars rolled up and the persian kids bounce and leave with 2 asians just laying on the ground. I was like ohhhhhh dammmm. So we roll back to the club, watch like 3 more suburban drunk girls get arrested for fake I.D.'s, but 2 of them are wearing skirts so short that their ass cheeks are hangin out, such nice asses. So then we go back to the car, and we get just get SMASHED on the way back, and I end up seeing this girl I used to hang out with that I havent seen in a long while at a party, and we go upstairs, mess around a bit, and eventually she gives me dome. I then proceeded to pass out in the bathroom upstairs, and woke up the next morning looking for my board, and it was in the front yard, and I skated home, wanting to puke the whole time. i got home went to sleep, and woke up at nearly 2 o clock. eeks. fun ngiht haha