Did you ever smell something so bad…

That it gave you a headache. My roommate, well not actually my roommate ( that kid smells ok) but the guy who live in the room next door smells extremely bad. Not like BO, piss, or vomit bad… but some strange chemical smell that follows him wherever he goes. It smells like a sulfur/metal & cheese hybrid. It is faint, but the stench is biting and does not let up. You do not get used to it, and after awhile it can develop headaches. I cant watch TV, utilize the bathroom, or cook myself some yummy food without being paralyzed by the smell of Gregger Since he is a rather large person, and more importantly, a humongo creeper who gives of a killer-esque vibe, I shy away from commenting on his rank odor. After others have agreed and shared in my beliefs, I have the hypothesis that the culprit is his rx only body wash. Sure, you got it from a doctor, but who the hell would continue using something to clean yourself that makes you smell like shit in a tin can. I mean that is as practical as getting ready for a big date by running outside and getting sweaty, pissing on your own leg, wiping your mouth with used toilet paper, and then rolling in dog hair. Anyway, I just wanted to let the 4 people who are going to read this know that wherever they are, it is better than WNY(smell wise). The End.