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eastAR5
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aight so today was my 5th day at this new highschool i was forced to go to. You probably know i was kicked out of ski academy, so i assumed i was gona get to go back to my public highschool but my parents withdrew me from the registration and sent me to 'Becon High School'. Turns out its the biggest sped school ive ever seen. Its so fucked thers only 60 kids, there is NO grades haha... I have no math or science, only 2 academic classes. There is NO tests or quizes. A max of 1 hour of hw from all classes, due 2 days after its assigned. I havent had to do a single bit of work yet. Kids have such bad ADD that they end up talking the whole class, shooting blow darts at plants and the teacher waiting for them to be quiet since they cant be strict and then the 50 minutes is over and on to the next. You can leave class whenever you want, you just have to tell them you cant deal with sitting anymore. Saying Fuck in class and other swears is acceptable. There are 3 kids which I am still not sure of their gender. I come in the first day with jeans, a polo and a hoodie on and everyone is looking at me like wtf. Every single other kid is either emo/punk or just straightup fucking weird/ half retarded. One kid wears a cowbell around his neck so you can hear him coming from miles away. The only guy who doesnt dress like that is this wigger from some poor town an hour away haha hes in my webdesign he blew 10 pills in the bathroom and was so out of his mind just standing in the hallway hes like DUde where the fuck am I. Could bearly stand up. Theres only 1 hot (normal dressing) girl in the whole place. 42k a year to do this from 9-2 everyday...

I have a pretty nice routine though. I get there about 30 mins early, blaze in this nice courtyard with an ice mocha latte from dunkin, go to art and draw some creative shit and then to webdesign still pretty baked and own everyone in flash and photoshop. Then go to my only academic class of the day and crochet hats cause they supply me with yarn and hooks whenever I want them. Talk to the school theripist for an hour then peace back to my house.

Sep 12 2006 4:16PM
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chapz
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that is too sick, might be be good for your future carrer but who cares, that is my dream place . lucky in a way man
Sep 12 2006 4:19PM
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yelsel
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wow thats fucked. those kids sound scary...watch out they're probably cutters, dont piss 'em off
Sep 12 2006 4:21PM
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InfernoHits
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have a fun future as a Janitor. It might be easy and fun but what college is going to accept kids from a school built for retards?
Sep 12 2006 5:12PM
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oakjewlery
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that sounds dank as fuck
Sep 12 2006 5:15PM
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eastAR5
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im only there until june... i spent the first 2 years of hs in almost all honors classes in one of the hardest public schools. Im applying to collages next month
Sep 12 2006 5:36PM
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sherpachlo
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hahaha there's a school like that in my town! except it's not that much money i don't think. and i don't think it's that extreme. kids still have to do work, but it's by correspondence so they have all control, just guidance. but the leaving class and stuff is the same.
Sep 12 2006 5:39PM
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ECfreeski3
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is there anyone to blaze with? your day sounds pretty damn fun (and ridiculous), are you gonna bang the one hot girl?
Sep 12 2006 5:40PM
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Elijah.
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We've got one of those. It's basically for the kids who can't stop smoking weed all day.

Sep 12 2006 5:42PM
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steezee5
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Hate to burst your bubble, but if you're planning on applying to decent/competetive colleges, i'd stay out of trouble and work your ass off. Honors classes at the "hardest" public school, then getting kicked out of ski academy, and then going to a fringe-alternative (read: retard) school will not exactly help you with colleges - at all. Just a word of warning.

Surefire rejection notwithstanding, that sounds like a pretty fun school and good luck with your applying, sure you'll end up at UC boulder, i'd say thats the place for you
Sep 12 2006 5:44PM
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.John.
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that sounds horrible. I would shoot myself if I had to go to school in a place like that
Sep 12 2006 5:47PM
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Elijah.
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Your kind of a dick...
Sep 12 2006 5:51PM
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DDrem.
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"One kid wears a cowbell around his neck so you can hear him coming from miles away" = hahahahahahhahahah time a billion

thats tight. your parents owe you for it after you had to go to wilderness camp(?) for that long ass time.
Sep 12 2006 5:56PM
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Luc.
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for someone who was lucky enough to be in ski academy you sure fucked up pretty bad...but ow well at least you are having fun bro props for that.
Sep 12 2006 6:00PM
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eastAR5
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yeah she gave me her number the 2nd day

i blaze with the wigger sometimes and this hippy kid.

i mean thers some smart kids there like me but they just have problems. Of course not me (;
Sep 12 2006 6:04PM
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DeSena
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haha this is way to hilarious, haha can just see you crocheting in the back of the class and the teachers supllying you when ever you want
Sep 12 2006 6:09PM
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eastAR5
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It didnt go on my record as getting kicked out. they respected my future enough to put it down as I just didn't come back. Im not going to uc at boulder
Sep 12 2006 6:13PM
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eastAR5
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haha yeah im not joking either
Sep 12 2006 6:14PM
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yojimbo
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or he can have fun watching you pump his gas because you don't pay that much money to go to a school thats not gonna get you hooked up with college. seriously dude, think a little bit. he probably will get accepted everywhere just because colleges like diversity in there student body. plus they know hes got cash cuz he went to a school that costs that much.
Sep 12 2006 7:17PM
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andres3000
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wise words
Sep 12 2006 7:30PM
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andres3000
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i wish i went to that school eventhough my school kicks ass
Sep 12 2006 7:30PM
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akerbacker
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that school sounds pretty chill/ retarded
Sep 12 2006 7:42PM
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mski
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tooootally Thug!
Sep 12 2006 8:05PM
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tBatt
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haha they give you yarn and hooks whenever you want?! that sick
Sep 12 2006 8:19PM
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french_fry
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I think a school full of mentally troubled people where you don't learn anything and there is no discipline whatsoever, unless you really belong there, would blow chunks. Seriously, what a waste of a year. Get a job if you can leave whenever you want, and make some money, or learn on your own. That school sounds very unappealing to me.
Sep 12 2006 8:54PM
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eastAR5
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I just learned you have to have a certain IQ to be accepted so i guess no one is THAT retarded
Sep 12 2006 8:57PM
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jimmychung
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hahaha i would be in constant laughter there.
Sep 12 2006 8:59PM
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4frntSkier
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that sucks
such a small school
Sep 12 2006 9:01PM
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Sashac
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your parents spend alot of money on all this stupid shit to condition you hahaha
Sep 12 2006 9:04PM
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fillup
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thats so tight
Sep 12 2006 9:09PM
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MitchPee
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Dude, why the fuck would you throw ski academy away?

You got a lot to learn about life man. You're soooooo fucking lucky and you really need to realize that. You have no idea how much I would have killed to go to a ski academy for a year or two. Your parents have paid for you to go to what 3 private schools? How many times were you caught at the ski academy before you were kicked out? 2? Sorry, I don't really know your story, but I remember saying multiple times you were punished for being caught with weed. Why the hell would you keep smoking if you were in a school you liked? You were going to be there, what 3 years more? You can't stop smoking for 3 years of your life to get a great experience and education? Man, don't keep taking your parents for granted, they might just cut you off someday.

Don't take this as me making fun of you because I'm really not, I'm trying to help you out.
Sep 12 2006 9:11PM
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Jwenz
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AHAHA adank they sbhoulda haVe at laest got you a good education and sent you to WVA or sutmin...thats soo funny..rough life you live
Sep 12 2006 9:14PM
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eastAR5
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i know what your saying, trust me I feel shitty about it all the time. But just so you know I never got caught with weed there. They just randomly put me on drug testing and i failed it but I said i smoked when i went home, so I didnt get in trouble for that
Sep 12 2006 9:16PM
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MitchPee
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Make it a life lesson. Move onto this new school do good and get the fuck out. Once you get into college you're all set. Universities don't care what you put into your body, just as long as you get your homework in and pay them money.

Trust me bro. Getting kicked out of school after school is going to destroy your life, I have seen it before.
Sep 12 2006 9:21PM
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prosnurfer
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those r some pretty legit classes for the day. u better learn some dank craft or trade to d when u get outta shcool tho. or graphic desigin. that shits the way to go. last yr in sci i crocheted my teacher a hat and i didn't have to do the days work. it was quite nice
Sep 12 2006 9:25PM
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eastAR5
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yea word Im gona own it up and try and get perfect 'reviews' since we dont have grades
Sep 12 2006 9:25PM
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Rajna
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niice
Sep 12 2006 9:57PM
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Von
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that sounds like the school that Mabye went to in boston in arrested development.
Sep 12 2006 10:40PM
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Geoff.
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hahahahah a kid wears a cowbell. can i use that in my sig? sounds like a fun place. good luck bro
Sep 13 2006 7:30PM
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cofreeskier
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haha thats pretty cool
Sep 13 2006 8:10PM
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skiatgore69
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what is this ski academy's web site?
Sep 13 2006 8:22PM
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SteezePatrol
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I see your outdoors adventure really had no effect on you.

your parents are wasting so much money on you...wow.
Sep 13 2006 8:24PM
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bahahah east, man thats dope
Sep 13 2006 8:35PM
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k2yeags
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when colleges look for diversity they look to India, Asia, Europe not people from the loony bin (no hate but those are the first 2 words that came to mind after hearing you describe your school)
Sep 13 2006 10:11PM
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andres3000
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im not saying take school lightly but i know a handful of people who were drop outs in highschool and college (dropped out of community college) and are now big time millionaires. just saying that you can always change yourself, but its harder when you get older so at least do good in your new school and get "good reviews"
Sep 13 2006 10:15PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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wow, thats fucked up, but kinda cool, don't the teachers get mad at you for blazing?
Sep 13 2006 11:41PM
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Legit
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sounds like a place where id like to be
Sep 13 2006 11:45PM
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CorkWormTurn
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Dude you were on drug testing and failed, it didn't help. Is pot seriously that important to you that you'd keep fucking up your life? You're still doing it, you said you smoke every day before school starts. Why don't you just stop making excuses for yourself, stop smoking weed for a while, and try real hard to stay out of trouble and make it to college?
Sep 14 2006 12:01AM
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kingarthurs
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hate to burst your bubble, but getting into cu at boulder out of state is actually pretty tough.
Sep 14 2006 12:09AM
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cmeriptahoe
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its not really that hard at all actually. i donno what the average grades and test scores are on here but no one should classify gettin into boulder as "tough". not tryin to be a dick or anything. but im sure it will come off that way.
Sep 14 2006 12:44AM
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EastCoastPride
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yo FUCK YOU buddy, what the fuck is wrong with boulder. fuck off.
Sep 14 2006 1:00AM
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