Ok so I know drunk driving is bad and I'm a retard for doing it, but hear me out before you criticize...
So me and two buddies were at a house and I ended up drinkin 8 beers starting at 6:00 and stopping at about midnight. We all decided to go to dennys to get some late night beer munchies. I drive there perfectly fine, I wasnt speeding, swerving, nothin. Got there, ate our food and this flamingly gay guy comes in with a bunch of girls and his phone rings and it played something gay like barbie girl, and we all started bustin out laughin. He started talkin shit about how he was gonna knock us all out and we all just lauged and said do it. There was seriously like no shit talking from us, we just laughed and told him to do it, no problem right? well hes standin up callin us out and were like chill dude, dont wanna hurt you in front of your friends. Then the dennys manager comes out to us and tells us to leave for trying to start trouble and were just like wtf??? so we get up and pay, the gay dude and his girl friends are bitchin and yellin at us sayin they gonna kick our asses and we just laugh at em. So we leave and see that dennys manager calling the cops and staring at mycar, im like fuck im gettin home. Drop of one buddy, gotta go back by Dennys cuz thats where I live and I stop at the gas station and see 3 cops swarm all around .
Oh shit, luckily a sober friend was at the gas station and he ofers to give me a ride, so my car got moved to the back of the station where it wouldnt get towed and we get in his car and as soon as we get to the light about 50 feet away, a cop flys behind us. I think "no problem, andy is sober the worst ill get is a minor consumption ticket (im 18 btw) well they immediately ask for everyones licenses and say they are giving me a ticket for now iowa drivers license, total bs, then they make me get out, they pat me down tell me to blow, i blow 0.10 and then they ask me what i had been doing that night, I just said "I apologize, but I do not wish to say anything until my lawyer is present" everytime they asked me a question, so they immediately said I was under arrest for a 0.02 violation. They make me sit in the car for about 45 minutes, then we leave to go to the police station. Before we go i asked the officer if he would please buckle me up, in case somethin were to happen. He said "No im not about to get headbutted" once again, im like wtf?? go to the station he tries to ask me more questions i tell him the same thing, he makes me blow again, this time it comes to 0.147 then he says im charged with an OWI Because they got a call that someone was drunk and starting trouble at dennys and drove off in a brown car.
Does anyone think this is total bullshit? Im goin to see my lawyer today, he already told me this is a bullshit charge and ill be out of it, but what do you guys think? what would you have done in my situation? FUCK THE POLICE!!
If you are just gonna tell me im dumb, then fuck off, dont post whore