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dr_jibb
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How long does it take befor you can pass a drug test after smokeing weed, or doing mushrooms?
Oi
Apr 24 2003 1:30PM
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sconniestyle
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drink lots of water for weed, and i think they have this cleansing stuff, they sell it at the porn shop by me, but i dont know how much that works. alone, i think they can find weed for about a month, but if you do stuff like drink gallons of water it is less. not sure about shrooms. hope this helped. good luck if you have to take one.


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Apr 24 2003 1:38PM
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Just drink lots of shoe polish before the test. The doc will be like 'man, look at all that shoe polish' and he wont even notice the THC and psylosybin.
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Apr 24 2003 1:58PM
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SUpilot
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you have to study pretty hard, but if you study enough you should be able to pass your urine test.
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Apr 24 2003 2:06PM
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What_A_Wookie
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What are you talkingg about Su? and yeah, generally about a month...you got to take one?

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Apr 24 2003 2:16PM
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dspin7x
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what a wookie what the hell are you talking about, do you have a sense of humor at all or can you not tell when people are joking?
Apr 24 2003 2:25PM
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What_A_Wookie
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both

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I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

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Apr 24 2003 2:39PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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when i had to pee in a cup the nurse said that it takes 3 months for it to completley get out of your system
Apr 24 2003 2:41PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Thats bullshit, it takes 22 days for all traces to be gone from your system, think its on here somewhere- www.thesite.org
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Apr 24 2003 3:10PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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if u took like one hit it will be gone in a week but if u like smoked a whole gram urself then wait like a month or two to be safe

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Apr 24 2003 3:49PM
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l_KeViN_l
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you can get the pills at almost any head shop, drink lots of cranberry juice or water.

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Apr 24 2003 4:51PM
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MogulMan346
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barf everyday
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Apr 24 2003 5:20PM
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seward
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haha good story

my buddy had to take a drug test for the city of toronto in order to get some job

so anywho the test come back and there was 16 different 'performance altering substances' in his blood

they gave him the job anyway
i shit you not


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Apr 24 2003 5:29PM
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NomenClature
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THC is not water saluable so water does nothing you just have to pee, get a masking agent from a head shop and SOBE and cranberry juice do help, and milk helps (whole milk works the best) i don't really know about shrooms.
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Apr 24 2003 6:26PM
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Lateralis
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shrooms is just a poison,and it depends how much you smoke,they check for metabolytes,if yoove been smoking like everyday and about a gram each day then it could take about 3 months for your system to be rid of metabolytes


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Apr 24 2003 6:29PM
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dr_jibb
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Well I may have to take one, I was going to apply for this secruity guard job, I dont even know if I would get tested or not. Do any of you know if I would have to be tested? I live in Ontario, if that makes a difference.

Thanks
Oi
Apr 24 2003 11:31PM
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