The trashed thread

I am trashed right now. I am making this thread so people can share their stories while they were drunk or high. And I know everyone loves to share stories when they are in that mood. There is nothing wrong with drinking or smoking so let the stories run. And if you have a problem with drinking or smoking just dont read this.

I'll start. Me and my buddy just went out to the Ada witch. A place that is suppoisedly haunted. So we get there and he is tripping out because he broke her grave when he was high so we peace after a few minutes and the start drivin away and come to a red light. well me being a drunbk dumbass decuded to fishtail around a corner since i watched my dad do it in a corvette earlier. Long story short we 180 across 4 lanes and decide to keep going so it doesn't look obvious even thoug a goddamn 180 in a 4runner isntsuspicious. I ended up at home with out an MIP but anyways Lets hear some stories....