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how to ski in the summer

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4real
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Right now i plan to take a tramp class, and dive in the pool, but i wanna do rails to but i have no sonw, anyone know of somthing i could put on a hill that my skis would slide on enough to get me some spped for a 10 foot rail, i alredy tried slip and slides they dont work
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Apr 24 2003 12:34AM
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123ski
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ball bearings might work, i just thought of that right now
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Apr 24 2003 12:35AM
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Papa
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throw some skateboard trucks on your skis
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Apr 24 2003 12:39AM
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4real
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good idea but i would wreck my skis puting truck's on, and ball berring's would go everywhere
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Apr 24 2003 12:42AM
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SammyBK
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I have heard that wet carpet works decently well, if you have a steep enough hill.


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Apr 24 2003 12:53AM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
put up a steep wooden ramp for an inrun, cover it with astro turf, soap up the astro turf until it's all white and snowy looking. ski down. hit rail. fall.
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OR my awesome plan:
take 2 pieces of 2x4's, about 15 feet long each. put them paralell to each other. put short (couple feet long) metal stakes between them so it looks like a ladder. put equally length pieces of pvc piping over them. It will then be a sturdy roller board that you can prop up against anything for slope, or just lay it on a hill.
Apr 24 2003 7:49AM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
i think im gonna try the astro turf idea, it seems like it could work and it would be easy as hell to do...
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Apr 24 2003 10:27AM
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MogulMan346
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ya.............or you could get you fucking lazy ass of the ground and go order some snowflex
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Apr 24 2003 10:43AM
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MogulMan346
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or you could fly to london
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Apr 24 2003 11:37AM
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andyrightcoast
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Wet/soapy astroturf works perfectly fine for rails. Or you can go to your local ice rink after they resurface the ice and steal all the snow (ice shavings) they dump out back. Theres usually a really good amount.
-Andy

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Apr 24 2003 1:38PM
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MogulMan346
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that is a really good idea
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Apr 24 2003 2:01PM
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What_A_Wookie
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yeah it is, i used a sheet of tin once...didnt go very fat though

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Apr 24 2003 2:09PM
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mikee
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HMmmm, is astroturf expensive? and is it slow?

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Apr 24 2003 7:36PM
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PAKpowder
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I think idnoor outdoor carpet or astro turf work ok. regular carpet sucks. its slow. And snowflex can't be bought in small quantities
Apr 24 2003 7:39PM
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What_A_Wookie
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10000000 gallons of vasoline

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Apr 24 2003 9:23PM
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Lateralis
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they take out the ice here in the summer in the arena


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Apr 24 2003 9:26PM
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MogulMan346
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vasoline.......right on
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Apr 24 2003 9:37PM
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brouhaha8
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just use 2x4's so you dont jack up your skis
Apr 24 2003 11:51PM
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cj
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Apr 25 2003 12:03AM
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123ski
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thanks cj
anyway....i do the ice rink thing, there is usually enough to fill up 2 truck loads
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Apr 25 2003 1:29AM
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mommy
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haha cj, perfect timing.
Apr 25 2003 1:46PM
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HeliX
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I found some info on snowflex, but where can you buy it? There are like some places that use it in europe but I WE NEED SOME ROUND HERE!!

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Apr 25 2003 2:30PM
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strode
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^ for the thousandth time you can't buy snowflex. none of us can. unless you have a million $'s and want to build an entire park of the shit it's not available in anything resembling a small quantity. if you want small quantities you CAN buy dendix but i am still waiting for their email on how much it costs and how to get ahold of it





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Apr 25 2003 2:47PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Astroturf works really well. I have a ramp with it on in by backyard.

Just keep putting soap and water on there, and it will work great.

Plus, it's like $12can/12x3 feet. So it's super cheap.

Just make sure your slope is steep enough, and if not beef it up with a little drop in ramp.

You'll be sliding rails all summer.



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Apr 25 2003 3:56PM
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Jackpot
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SOAPs!

RES

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Apr 25 2003 4:27PM
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The_Professor
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buy a snow machine!


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Apr 26 2003 9:44PM
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3ski6guy0
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^good idea


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Apr 26 2003 9:54PM
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QuazBotch
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Fill your backyard with Tide or some other laundry powder stuff. Its low in phosphorus!
Apr 26 2003 10:00PM
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Frik
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 49
good ideas now i wont have to wait till winter and i can just get someone to tow me into the grind wit the caroet or astro turf

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Apr 26 2003 11:01PM
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ktollefson_1080
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ya but where the astroturf> where can ya buy it and is it cheap

May 17 2005 9:54PM
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ATLskier
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this thread is 2 years old

go to home depot

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May 17 2005 9:58PM
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skidaze31
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ASTRO TURF + DAWN = good times

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just hit the damn rail mallory -sky

VT
May 17 2005 10:43PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
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jus wondering., even if you get enough speed what do you make the ramp out of, gotta have at least a little something to boost you.



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May 17 2005 10:47PM
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3ski6guy0
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make the ramp outta wood. haha my sig says im the official executioner of NS. fuck yes

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May 17 2005 11:18PM
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johanblaze
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get one of those plastic slides kids play on.

May 17 2005 11:53PM
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i_ski_switch
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really wet astroturf...it works well if you get a pull in to the rail

May 18 2005 8:33AM
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waynewong
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or you can learn to skateboad and leave your skis alone until the winter

May 18 2005 12:08PM
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skidaze31
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^^ not a chance haha

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just hit the damn rail mallory -sky

VT
May 18 2005 6:24PM
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*karma*
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hows astro truf for ur inrun and what not but instead of the soap idea u could run water down it?

May 18 2005 7:06PM
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Jessbuff
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Pfff, who needs snow. My buddy took his old skis down a sand dune last summer. I've got some pics. I think they're already up here.

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May 18 2005 9:05PM
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KeegLove
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not ridiculously, and with enough soap u wont have any problem at all

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May 18 2005 9:25PM
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skidaze31
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astroturf is mad cheep and works real good with soap or water

tWiN tIp MaFiA
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just hit the damn rail mallory -sky

VT
May 21 2005 6:38PM
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michiganjibber
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I'm diggin' the idea with the pvc rollers. We get a shitload of snow up here actually and there's still huge piles of it that the road commision piled up from the roads though so I still have real snow. Not for much longer though, it was 75 today.




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May 21 2005 6:59PM
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monkeysteez
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just use an ice cube you pussies


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May 21 2005 7:09PM
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AKFREERIDE
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put a barney slip'n'slide infront of a double kink once with my buddies. pretty sick.

May 21 2005 11:47PM
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Anathema
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urban rails + garbage cans of snow from arenas

or just go wakeboarding/waterskiing


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May 22 2005 2:21AM
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Aerozol
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head down to your local fish and chips store and get yourself one of those giant cardboard boxes of lard that they have lying around. voila

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May 22 2005 3:11AM
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freeski1620
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^good idea. thanks for this one atlredneckskier.

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May 22 2005 4:55AM
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Claudi
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I have heard that wet carpet with a lot of washing-up liquid on will work...but I havent tried it yet.

May 22 2005 5:29AM
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kinosoo
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get some of the old rentals from the hill. i know that mine has scores just hanging out in the pump house. that or buy a old pair of straits put skate board truks on the ends now you’ll go crazy fast and can still hit rails i have not tried it yet but i think it will work. Just watch out for getting them on if you live in the parries and half to build a ramp lime me this might be harder. Hopefully your skis will not flex to much.

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