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404404
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God save the Robots was one of the WORST movies i have ever seen. I watched it this weekend and at first me and about 15 other people thought it was a funny joke, but then we realised that it wasnt. Filming was so bad, the BC jumps are small and most of the tricks (about 70%) are falls. It was a shity menu, and put togeather like shit. Walker and the clown had some good tricks but there segments are shit. I dont know who the fuck made it but they need to never make a movie agian. The movie is about 10 min long, and there are many repeat tricks, the clown had 7 or so of the same shots doing a 450 on 270 off a box. The best segment was Witt and IT WAS ONLY ONE FUCKING SHOT, a nice 270 on prez 270 out.

Anyone who is thinking about getting this movie go toss your money to another compney and shop.
Sep 10 2006 8:39PM
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ECfreeski3
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haha sorry but i thought it was ironic that phrosty would say this.


^and NS has always been a haters' ball haha
Sep 14 2006 1:16AM
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freezed
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whoa its phrosty...
Sep 14 2006 2:45AM
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papasteeze
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I want a t-shirt and movie for $12 where do you get it?
Sep 14 2006 7:16AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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c-crew fam..
Sep 14 2006 9:36AM
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papasteeze
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http://www.staticonline.com/GSR/index.html
Sep 14 2006 11:25AM
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mavric1298
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"Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics. "
Sep 14 2006 1:50PM
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SketchySwiss
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Best thread ever. So much fun!
Sep 14 2006 2:06PM
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*cowboy*
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first off, HILARIOUS thread title.

Secondly, i wanna say that i havent seen it yet... but i've heard form NUMEROUS people that this movie is in fact:

"The WORST ski movie ever made."
Sep 15 2006 2:24AM
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FuckThePolice
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the trailer was insane. i havent seen it yet but honestly, i doubt it sucks. 
Sep 15 2006 3:54AM
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*cowboy*
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dude its like 15 minutes long....
Sep 15 2006 4:01AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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don't judge a book by its cover.
Sep 15 2006 11:37AM
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AhrenStein
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haha same
Sep 15 2006 4:07PM
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Ryno
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exactly what i was thinking...
Sep 15 2006 4:12PM
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Jake...
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maybe someday i will read all of these replies.
Sep 15 2006 4:23PM
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nickmiles
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i would think that a pro would be someone who gets paid to ski. so considering cosco once said he is "associated with ninthward cause they paay me", i would say thats pro status. just wanted to clear that up
Sep 15 2006 4:35PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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trailer was mediocre at best
Sep 15 2006 4:57PM
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smuggsVT
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yeah it sucks
Sep 15 2006 7:25PM
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chugLIFE
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you mean MALONE's signature nice i bet thats true!
Sep 15 2006 8:52PM
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skiierman
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We need some Doctor Phil in the hizzouse.
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Sep 15 2006 9:16PM
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matthasaurusrex
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bwhahaha shits getting real in here.
Sep 15 2006 9:52PM
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railsldr1242
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hahaha, the funny-ass pictures in the middle of a "i'm gonna kill you thread" make everything alright
Sep 15 2006 11:13PM
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PelenClerk
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God invented Youtube so you could save all your money.
Sep 15 2006 11:48PM
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levistewart
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NS drama is so the new myspace drama
Sep 16 2006 8:48PM
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7X
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the most diabolical haters this side of the mississippi, misty7 very offensive what you said about that movie, it was made out of your moms pubic hair. why dont you click your ski boots three times and go back to bristol.
Sep 16 2006 9:17PM
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Moses
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yeah, why not. if no one is going to buy it anyway, why not share what would most likly not be seen
Sep 18 2006 10:46AM
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4ReeL_
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ya i like jibij and all but seriously i cant believe they sold that
Sep 18 2006 11:21AM
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NWFlow
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one of the funniest posts i've seen in a long time.

but this whole jibij crew (cosco, walker) seems a little too confrontational.

hopefully you didn't mean that about "skiing is a business."
Sep 18 2006 1:43PM
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LDowney
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Apparently you got over talking shit online with your ten thousandth post, Phrosty. However freedom of speech (or the freedom to anonymously post bullshit on the internet) is a freedom to which we are all entitled. I haven't seen your movie yet, but you are not doing yourself any favors by defending it on a public forum
Sep 18 2006 5:52PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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PWN3D
Sep 18 2006 7:02PM
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patrickcowan
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so how bad is it really? like hibachi king bad?
Sep 18 2006 7:11PM
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Grimace.
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same
skiing should not be a buisness it should be a way to have fun.
Sep 24 2006 6:47PM
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philipc
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best thread title ever
Sep 24 2006 7:46PM
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*DrewT*
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Ya well it may not have occured to you but it is possible to post without hating on sombody so maybee it's 10 000 posts of useful stuff that contributes to the website. His post count has nothing to do with it. Nobody cares about post count why can't people shut up about it?
Sep 24 2006 7:50PM
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3ski6guy0
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i like cheesepuffs. end of discussion.
Sep 24 2006 8:13PM
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jamesmccormick
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werdical
Sep 24 2006 8:37PM
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J.D.
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HEY COSCO, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PUSSY BITCH. YEAH I'LL SAY IT IF ANDY WON'T.

Actually Cosco seems pretty cool to me and I've argued with him more than pretty much any of you. He just acts like an actual real person.

The thread title was funny. But this movie sure must suck balls if it's getting this kind of negative press, usually every movie that gets made has kids tongue-bathing it on here no matter how mediocre it is. Well, whatever, I haven't seen it and I almost certainly never will, so there you go, my contribution to this thread is totally worthless.

Mr Walker: Wouldn't it suck if skiing was a business? Businesses are generally pretty boring. Skiing's fun.
Sep 24 2006 8:37PM
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skiierman
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Sponsorships is the business aspect he is talking about while skiing is fun. I don't think he meant that skiing itself was a business. So yeah he's right but wrong at the same time I guess.

Oh and Matt, I talked to you at YGO and I would call you a pussy anytime. That's only because I don't hate you and by saying your a pussy (I don't hate pussy), that means I don't hate you.
Sep 24 2006 11:31PM
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futurespin
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HA good thread! basically we can come to three conclussions,

first, God Save the robot's sucks and you all should never buy a movie from static films again...

second, Ian Cosco is a clown?!?!?!?!

and third IHATENY owns.

Sep 25 2006 12:58AM
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SteveStepp
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sounds like a CLAIM to me
Sep 25 2006 1:08AM
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MALONE
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like what GEMINI it cant be worse than that shit. I hate seeing movies make good kids look wack like Adam Delorme and Ben Wiltsie, these kids make terible "for fun" movies. You wanna see what skiings all about? Look for the "non professional film" The Back Ground. Andy yuo the man haha You straight up refered to Cosco as "the clown" I love it.
Sep 25 2006 1:30AM
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D-40
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clearly you werent here during phrosty's prime

Sep 25 2006 1:52AM
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chugLIFE
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LONE i thought we had a deal man i jsut wanted to be loved come on now!
Sep 25 2006 5:01AM
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404404
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wow its back, now i have meaning back in my life
Sep 25 2006 8:55AM
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404404
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wow its back, now i have meaning back in my life
Sep 25 2006 8:55AM
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