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God save your 12$

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404404
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God save the Robots was one of the WORST movies i have ever seen. I watched it this weekend and at first me and about 15 other people thought it was a funny joke, but then we realised that it wasnt. Filming was so bad, the BC jumps are small and most of the tricks (about 70%) are falls. It was a shity menu, and put togeather like shit. Walker and the clown had some good tricks but there segments are shit. I dont know who the fuck made it but they need to never make a movie agian. The movie is about 10 min long, and there are many repeat tricks, the clown had 7 or so of the same shots doing a 450 on 270 off a box. The best segment was Witt and IT WAS ONLY ONE FUCKING SHOT, a nice 270 on prez 270 out.

Anyone who is thinking about getting this movie go toss your money to another compney and shop.
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Edward.
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hahahaahahaha, "god save your 12$"ahahahahahaha
19 years ago
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A_E
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i agree, sounds pretty dope
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awsomecoolguy
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best thread title in ns history
19 years ago
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crab4life
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someone upload it to utube
19 years ago
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juanborlando
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yeah fuh sho
19 years ago
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=nick=
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who the fuck cares, pros arent fucking special
19 years ago
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mattwalker
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i dont know why you keep callin me out man, i try and be friendly but whatever. i dont try and act high and mighty or whatever but i try and promote myself because that is what skiing is, a business, however i dont put my best tricks under my profile to claim hahaha... and i dunno what a "cliche" trick is, but if my tricks are "cliche" what are yours?
19 years ago
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Geoffrey
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its always sad when someone says this.

skiing is what you make it.

if its a buisness to you, then fine, but you just lost a lot of my respect.
19 years ago
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4frntSkier
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that sucks
19 years ago
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thejackal1177
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lmao andy was to busy to tell you mannn we were too busy watching god save the robots suck more balls than any other ski movie ... ever
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patrickcowan
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i actually didnt hate on anyone at all. hating on someone would be more like this
"eat my penis and go have sex with guys"
i just commented on how defensive people are. and that handrail comment.....uncalled for.
19 years ago
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industry-insider
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I see people in here like "Stop hating." Truth is... People have EVERY right to hate on the movie, praise it, or just simply review it, or just say whatever they want about it. Why? Because JIBIJ put it out. FOR MONEY. You put yourself directly in the line of criticism when you go out and make a movie to sell. A for PROFIT movie should be more than "we are just trying to have fun, lay off of us." That is what high school video classes are for. And from what people are saying, this doesn't even sound as good as a high school video. But I'm buying it. Why? because it is well worth my 12 bucks to show the world how horrible Jon Hartman is. I can't wait. Your time has finally come, buddy! See you at Loveland in a month! I'll be the one laughing at your ass.


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levistewart
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god these ginger kids are all a bunch of claimers
19 years ago
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levistewart
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laugh out loud so i can hunt you down
19 years ago
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Luc.
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i dont get why people are hating on others that 1. they have never met and 2.have no idea what kind of life they live.

just chill the fuck out. we all have freedom of speech yes, but that doesnt mean for us all to so and kill ian cosco for defending someone...or matt because he said skiing is a business...( and i hate to say it but when it comes down to it IT IS...how do u think these pros get money?? u dont think that matt wants to earn a salary doing what he loves? which is obvisouly skiing??)

basically..everyone chill out...there is no reason for everyone to start cutting eachother up because a bunch of people didnt like the movie...they have their opinions, you have yours.

19 years ago
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mwagner
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yo are u pats bitch. He keep u on a leash
19 years ago
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Ghst
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Hahaha
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ssk
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hahaha i feel bad for the ppl that made this movie

they just lost so much money
19 years ago
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Swick825
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yea i think i may have clicked the wrong button. i coulda swore i pressed "play movie" but somehow i got the bloopers section.
19 years ago
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nickmcnutt
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahhhhhhhh this thread is hilarious. atheletes vs. newschoolers.com, genuine comedic fun right there.
19 years ago
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ineedarealname
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hooooly you kids talk so much trash. i dont care who you are, no skill/talent/position in life you have gives you the right to talk that much trash on someone elses movie, i used to have respect for the bogart crew, now your just a bunch of douchebags. did you really find it necessary to write a paragraph long hate letter? can't you just let it pass by? or do you think your doing the ski community that big of a favour that you had to tell everyone the movie sucks balls!

PS just because you guys are making a movie with all the biggest urbans, doesnt give you right.

shit on yourselves hoebags.
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mavric1298
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first off to clear something up, jibij did NOT make the movie, their just selling it. A seperate complany, static, is the one that made it...

everyone needs to get over hating on cosco, if you've ever met the kid you'd know he isn't this asshole everyone makes him out to be on here. It's real mature to talk shit on someone based on a movie seggy, or what other people say on an online forum.
19 years ago
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kyle-decker
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shit talkin on cosco is a good ass way to get killed kiddys....
19 years ago
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Dakoulas
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Should be more like "god save your 12 minutes"
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freezed
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yeah the movie was kind of lame, but it was cheap, and out earlier than most. I still think Jibij is cool, and I still respect all the riders.
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skifiend
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i have nothing but respect for the jibij riders. Witt kicks ass. i'm just disappointed in what that movie was...or wasn't
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ECfreeski3
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im not even goign to jump into this argument, but all i have to say is that everyone has a right to hate on a movie they were charged for. plain and simple.
19 years ago
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mavric1298
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then keep the hating to the movie and the people that made it
19 years ago
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bob_dole
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im glad scratch caught onto that one as well...thats kind of a weird thing to be saying man....but back to the main subject, yeah this movie really was not at all what i was expecting...pretty dissapointed.
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industry-insider
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i have to apologize to josh for saying that JIBIJ put this movie out. Not true.
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chugLIFE
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hey kiids!

just so you know, does "eat my penis and go ahve sex with guys" sound like legitimate hate comment?

answer:FUCK NO!

if anyof you had mybe even over heard em talking in life, i dont take it too seriously, if anyone was at the rage premiere, you would have noticed the I AM GAY written o my arm!

ps-im not gay

and when did i get ths "professional" status...im not fucking pro so ill act like an amatuer hahhaha

i laugh at Misty7 cuz hes too pusy to even say something over the phone...you dont even need balls to do that! come on now you vaginal crevasse!
19 years ago
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GotamaBCshredder
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Cosco is angry! I think it would be weird to like randomly show up in someones video. I would feel taken advantage of.
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=nick=
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funny how u defend urself after saying "eat my penis and go have sex with guys", then go and call people "vaginal crevasses"
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wiglaf
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Thats what happens when you’re an industry "whore". You may find your self in movie that is pretty much “shit” and makes you look bad... then you come on ns and turn a thread about a movie into a hate thread about yourself… its funny how this thread went from God Save the robots to an Ian cosco thread?? good job! Next you go off on the kid who said you have the best skiing in the movie.... then you consistently post about a joke during an un-related phone call... wait, a joke??? I never thought of that? AP doesn’t give a shit about clowns he only cares about rolling blunts and killing Dragons
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Swick825
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i dont understand how cosco even got in on this. i dont remember anyone specifically saying anything to him... but whatever.
19 years ago
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DynastarriderGP
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I call you out for the afformentioned reasons I posted, I'm sure your chill in real life but on NS you come off as cocky and acting better than everyone else. as for my tricks, this thread isn't about me so i'll leave it at that
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beaulieudavid
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Misty 7
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hoodratz47
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glad to hear somebody lol'd
19 years ago
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D-40
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i love you all
19 years ago
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tjski
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ya i bought static's last movie (gemini) and that was kinda the same from what ive been hearing, the trailer was good but the movie was litleraly 15 minutes long and that crash in the trailer was fake so there was some false advertising goin on there.. so i decided to never buy a movie from them again.
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*DrewT*
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Ok people I haven't seen the movie but quit being huge bags of douche. I mean it's good to see a review, and "God save your 12$" made me laugh but it's stuff like this that makes NS suck. Everyone just has to hate on somthing
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404404
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Ok to clear some things up, I WAS being a dick to Cosco and sence i dont personly know him it was un called for, i was also damn high.

That aside the movie still sucked
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404404
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ineedarealname the fact that you have no respect for us gives me no respect for you. i respect eveyone who skis, and does what they love to do. but when you put your self, movie or product out there get ready to get some flack. i hated god save the robots becuse it was poorly put togeather and i dont think anyone was expecting that. however i still have respect for all the people in it and who put it togeather. if you had any idea what I HATE NY has to work with and still put out a decent product im sure you would have plenty respect for us. you may still hate us, but respect us.

also shane did come up with the kick ass name for the thread

and i dont care about walker, cosco ect..... they do what they do and i respect that

i do however care about rolling blunts and killing dragons as erik siad

kids dont do drugs, you dont want to turn out like me
19 years ago
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dilla_says_go
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shut up, hippie. ill kill you.
19 years ago
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Phrosty
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Don't try to back pedal and blame your shit talking on drugs. When you or anyone else comes on newschoolers you need to realize we're all just skiers, and hating everything isn't going to get shit done. You didn't like the movie, alright, you guys are making your own, good for you. You know what it's like to work hard, spend an entire year on something. We wanted to do a movie a little different, we cut out all the filler, no beauty shots of the skiers, no timelapses either. We picked wacky songs because we liked them and thought they worked towards what we were trying to do. No individual skier segments, this movie was more of a group effort. Each segment was grouped differently, and yes, there is a box/screwing around segment. Often times I find myself getting bored watching some ski movies, they're just to long and drawn out, to beautiful. We decided to leave those films up the the guys who've been making them for a long time like that. What we ended up with is a movie shorter than normal because of it. There's a bunch of bonus features, and even some hidden stuff. We set the price way low and got shirts made to sweeten the deal. As far as hype, what fucking hype? Which issue do we have a full page spread in? Our trailer is posted the movie trailers page. Kami liked the trailer so he put it in an editorial. And how was the trailer any different than the movie? Sorry if you don't like the movie but it's pretty close to what we wanted to make. I'd be happy to discuss things further with anyone who cares. But if you're just going to hate for the sake of hate then go fuck yourself. At some point calling people out and talking shit online will seem retarded, don't worry you'll get there. And don't tell me I'll respect you, because you've lost that, I don't care how well you can ski.
19 years ago
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ineedarealname
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fair enough, it wasnt that i dont respect you/rest of bogart crew, i was just pissed that you made such a huge thread on it. i apologize for my previous statements although i still dont agree with the thread.
19 years ago
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SKlAN
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got excuse you penis.
19 years ago
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TimmyP
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if you are calling him a hippie, you have no idea

really didnt think the movie was so unique, you got to go for something different
19 years ago
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Sashac
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i like the people who hate on people who hate on people. awesome!
19 years ago
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chugLIFE
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"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"

haters ball
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