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LADIES, WHO WANTS THE BEEF?
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Well ladies, Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor needs a woman, so heres ur chance to get a peice of beef, just respond and tell why u think u would be a good girl for Sammy.
Some of Sams interests, skiing of course, sleeping, and trying to get kids to buy his skis, see Sam here: https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/sammy.jpg
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Alex
::Viva la Resistance!::
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Alex
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wow, what can i say. next time ill upload a better pic when im in pullman, and actually size it right for NS. my face really isnt that square... thanks alex, that made my day
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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hey, if it helps, you can do backflips on my stomach :) huh?! c'mon ladies, i need a cyber hottie
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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^^ finally someone has the right answer
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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Fuck your a mean dickhead ds1762 whatever your name is, man i wouldn't wanna know you.
treat girls a little better and fat people.just coz they have a better life than you.
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Hohef, Jebub and the 12 commandments.
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lagwagon,is it our fault that ugly people and fat people arent attractive??? how can you love someone that has like 3 eyes,no nose,big warts on the face,no limbs and has a torso that weigh 600lbs??? oooh very attractive isnt it
'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
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Uhhh...lagwagon i think its a joke
CoC session E
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if you think that kid is fat then you dont know FAT
Taste Death. Live Life.
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go somewhere far away lagwagon...
$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$
I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
Lagwagon - you are a failure...
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i have a picture with jiz on it you can have Sam, it may be used but its the best u will ever get.... ur hand will do good with it... if u are straight
whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
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thats harsh
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I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
Lagwagon - you are a failure...
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haha lagwagon
above the clouds?
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hehe
Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf...... the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic ....... Member Of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe
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aww hes so cute
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
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seriosly... no
whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
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yeah, asswagon, it was a joke, i dont mind. cuz i know im not as fat as some people at my school...
but hey, girls, if were went out and went to my house or yours, and did something.. and if you got bored with your boobs, you can play with mine..
and BTW. the post above mine ^agreed :)
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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its ok to be fat if u can joke about it.
people over the world join in, start a love train love train
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come on, i need to make some money here
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he's adorable! Like a little dinasoar!
On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
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^hahaha ..
... roar...... grrrrrr
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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hes not really fat, just a little over weight, ive seen worse really but still i like making fun of you, you cartman want to be
whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
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awwwww he looks so huggable!
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OH DAMN MAN! You remind me of that kid on the Man Show!ahhahahaha
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
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NH_Line.... i can do a pretty good cartman voice.. my brother MADE me practice it for his senior project... i forgot what it was on, got kinda drunk that night
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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ahhh get it off the screen
CJ SUX PENIS
MUG recognize
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ahh... he doest remind me of the man show boy at all... not even a little bit
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.
im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
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bump hehe
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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aww, hell yah, he is cute...looks like the happy buddha whooo! Huggability looks like a 10!
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he looks like he just pooed himself and he wants YOU to clean it up.
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^exactly, finally, someone found the heart and soul of this thread
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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I know its a fucken joke, but thats what i mean, its the lamest joke ever! fuckers.
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lame, yes, but not close to as lame and wrong as ur pedofile 'joke'
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yes that wasn't a joke, but im over her totally, waaay too oung
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Hohef, Jebub and the 12 commandments.
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my ass, u just couldnt take everyone telling u, u were a fucking idiot
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excuse me alex, but WERE?? no no my friend, he still is
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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i dont have anything to say to that that was sooo dumb, how do you know what im thinking?
anyway fuck you im going for a surf.
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fagwagon is a homo..im observant
hahahahahaha
-john
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THats right i AM gay.
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THats right i AM gay.
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lagwagon, stop with the racist jokes. come on now.
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hey ladies, get funkay..
the offa still stizzands
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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ahahaha this is the gayest thing ever!
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^ you maybe right...
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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^is a genius
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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you just called yourself a genious. hello mr. arrogent.
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^hey, how you doin?
Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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hey taht's mean. be nice
he looks like a perfectly nice guy
marian
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sam i know you too well, sorry.
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