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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
so one of my friends just came over baked off his ass. hes neer smoked before but hes realllyyy fucked up. he called his mom like 15 mins ago telling her he'll be home in 5 mins. he smells sooo fucking badly. what can i do to help him not get cought.

o and his parents are the most anal people you'll meet
Sep 9 2006 10:59PM
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Mavrck
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You dont have to blaze to listen to Bob Marley...
Sep 10 2006 2:17PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
well i called him this morning. i asked if he got cought and hes like uhh i dont know. i asked him if him mom siad anythign to him and hes like uhh i dont know. then iwas like w/e. come bikign after you eat and get your contacts in and shit and hes like uhh im not aloud to leave my hosue. his parents are pretty strict so i think he just got in trouble for coming home 2 hrs late

i tried giving him one of my shirts but mine are too small and my bro's are too big. we didnt load him w/ colonge either. only gave him i shot of it.
Sep 10 2006 2:42PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Yeah dude, don't fuck with yeti.
Sep 10 2006 2:46PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
u know ur stoned bad especially when you cant move and feel. not when ur stumbling...
Sep 10 2006 3:09PM
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.nafus.
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maybe im just retarded but isnt that the same thing?
Sep 10 2006 3:29PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
you can definately get high the fisrt time you smoke. i know a lot of people who do. I personnaly didint, maybe because i didnt smoke enough or didnt do it properly or the THC didnt get absorbed, but it took me about 3 times to get high. there is no way i would have been able to drive. whenever i am high now i can drive perfectly fine. if you are really high, you for sure can lose balance and whatnot as well. so for the douche that said you couldnt do any of that: you, my friend, are very wrong.

what you should have done: eyedrops (if you had any), should have had him take a quick shower to get it out of his hair and such so he couldve just said he was around people who were smoking if it was on his clothes, sprayed a little axe or cologne, told him to just chill out and try to turn his high off (i dont know if that is posible the first time, but i can turn mine off or way down almost any time i want now)

sounds like he made it alright though if he jsut got in trouble for being late so nice job.
Sep 10 2006 3:51PM
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PooterCrunk69
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i just finished an oz in two days, i'm fucking baked haha
Sep 10 2006 3:52PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
your a fucking retard. eyes bleeding is refearing to red eyes, and ganj ive heard, and also ganja, but never ganji. that sounds retarded
Sep 10 2006 4:25PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
why is your friend coming over your house baked out of his mind getting you into this shit.
Sep 10 2006 5:18PM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
'should of'??? thats not even english! never mind grammer...
Sep 10 2006 5:22PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Wow I've just lost my respect for you because of that stupid fucking comment. I don't care that your a mod or that your popular on this site because nobody needs to earn the right to talk to anyone on this site.

Just because your green doesn't mean you the king shit of newschoolers, how about coming down from your high and talking to the rest of us on the level.


or maybe its your time of month
Sep 10 2006 6:03PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
eye clearer, and a shower
Sep 10 2006 6:33PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
i dont give a fuck if i am green purple or silver, some little chump who obviously doesnt have a fucking clue about what he is talking about, should shut his fucking mouth when he is openly getting owned. I never said he had to earn the right to talk to me, but he sure has to earn the right to diss me for something HE is wrong about.

I always talk to people "on the level" but if you're a fucking douche you're going to get called a fucking douche. If i talk down to you, you know there is a damned good reason.

Now go back to your sandbox.
Sep 10 2006 11:09PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
^ OWNED!!! ^ But yea, I agree when people talk shit and they are wrong, open they gates for flaming cause they deserve it.
Sep 10 2006 11:31PM
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invaderskier36
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 41
this thread made me laugh b/c so many people had no clue what they were saying
Sep 11 2006 12:00AM
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Tjstripp
Posts: 391 - Karma: 114
yea, i mean it took me like 5 times to get really high, and i had the biggest pot head ever teach me, i was rippin the thing sooooo well, i agree with the THC not absorbing, and it was good cheeb too, like ak or adirondack gold, it was legit shit, acording to my friend and every other pot head around. So i COMPLETELY agree
Sep 11 2006 2:14PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
my first tiem i thoguth i was high but i wasn't really.  just kinda buzzed
Sep 11 2006 2:17PM
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skiermw
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 30
not exactly true either though, i fell off my bike probably like 10 times once but it was a different scenario, like a 3 gram dutch of headies after not smokin for like a week or 2

and yeah i dont think most people get high there first time, first time i didnt second time i got a little and 3rd time i got retarted
Sep 12 2006 9:32PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
tell him hes an idiot for saying he'd be home in 5 minz
tell him to call his mom and say hes gunna be longer cuz he has to take a huge shit
give him altoids visien and axe, brush his hair ( my hair sum how gets fucked when i get really high) and tell him to calm down

idno y im posting this im sure the kids been home for a few weeks. lol
Sep 13 2006 7:11PM
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