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tBatt
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so one of my friends just came over baked off his ass. hes neer smoked before but hes realllyyy fucked up. he called his mom like 15 mins ago telling her he'll be home in 5 mins. he smells sooo fucking badly. what can i do to help him not get cought.

o and his parents are the most anal people you'll meet
Sep 9 2006 10:59PM
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crooks
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give him breath mints, spray a ton of axe on him
Sep 9 2006 11:00PM
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kabozo101
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why the hell is he going home. he should stay with you for awhile
Sep 9 2006 11:00PM
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garettnorthey
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dont do anything so he does get caught and doesnt do it again
Sep 9 2006 11:01PM
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Rajna
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if you can buy some time tell take a quick shower

Sep 9 2006 11:11PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Tell his mom you guys had an AXE fight, and give him some breath mints, AND WASH THE FINGERTIPS.
Sep 9 2006 11:14PM
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fukeneh
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i'll let you borrow my time machine
Sep 9 2006 11:18PM
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skiWASHDC
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Just keep him at your house for the night. Better off gettin in trouble for sleeping over then gettin high
Sep 9 2006 11:18PM
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*ottawaskier*
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
fuckin fagget

anyway to help ure friend, just make him smell like soemthign else, axe, flowers, rainwater alwsy takes the smell off, and u dont get high the 1st time just to tell u....
Sep 9 2006 11:18PM
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yeti
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hahah dont get high the first time eh? I, and everyone i know, got so fucking stoned the first time. Like i mean eyes bleeding, stumbling fucking stoned.

either you had shitty herb, or you didnt know how to get high.
Sep 9 2006 11:20PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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thats not necessarily true.....well most people suck at smoking there first time, but its somethign with the THC not absorbing into your blood the first time....i know people who have gotten baked there first time, but its rare
Sep 9 2006 11:25PM
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*ottawaskier*
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OR ure eyes wernt bleedin and considering weed doest affect any thing that would make u stumble this sounds like u thot u were high when u oviously wernt after hearing ure explination of it
Sep 9 2006 11:27PM
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killabees
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tie a rock to his legs knock him out wit a brick and throw him in the hudson
Sep 9 2006 11:29PM
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tBatt
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so my brother just walked him home. we got everythign we had (unfortunately we had no axe) and just sprayed him w/ like 5 differnt colonges, and we have this shit kinda like te stuff in a urinal and it smells like oranges. we rubbed it all over him. hes taking the long way home so hopefully he soemwhat airs out. he coulndt sleep over here casue my mom would flip shit on us (she actually smells everyone's breath in out house if were out late or have sleepovers) and he had a friend with him who was gettin picked up at his hosue. the other kids parent wouldnt care cause they are owners of this restuarent type thing called esperatos an it where all he crazy hippies go. his who family are stoners
Sep 9 2006 11:30PM
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back_woods
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that THC absorbing thing is crap. sorry guys, learn some shit. the reason most people dont get high the first itme they smoke is they've usually never smoked anything before, so they pull the smoke into their mouths and not deep into their lungs. mouth = not as vascular as lungs therefore less absorbtion of marijuana smoke therefore no getting high. Thats it, thats all. And your first time high, your really, really high.

So if you let your friend go home, he will almost certainly get caught.
Sep 9 2006 11:30PM
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killabees
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silly silly ive smoked before but yet ive never smoken weed
Sep 9 2006 11:31PM
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yeti
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you are a fucking tool kid.
Sep 10 2006 12:03AM
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Albrecht.
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ive definatly had motor skills affected by bud a couple times i was wayyy baked.

and i got high my first time cause i smoked squares before i started blazing.
Sep 10 2006 12:11AM
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PoleySkier
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 96
let him borrow a shirt would be the smartest. wash hands. brush teeth
Sep 10 2006 12:18AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
and it sounds to me like i am going to have to sick Lord_Piot on you...he's gonna be all fucked up tonight so i dont think he would killing some little bitch.
Sep 10 2006 12:19AM
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yeti
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*dont think he would mind.
Sep 10 2006 12:19AM
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sexy_skier_babii
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change clothes and spear some axe on him and he will be good to go.
Sep 10 2006 12:22AM
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NFproductions
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all he needed was eyedrops and clean clothes
Sep 10 2006 12:26AM
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*ottawaskier*
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haha or some faker whose eyes bleed when they smoke
Sep 10 2006 12:28AM
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BurgRider
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axe
Sep 10 2006 12:30AM
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chapz
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yeah visine is where its at.
Sep 10 2006 12:31AM
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Grimace.
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ah i cant use that shit i always blink.
Sep 10 2006 12:37AM
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Albrecht.
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NO!

ROTHO V DROPS are where its at!
Sep 10 2006 12:39AM
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Galli
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Visine is ABsolutly HORRIBLE....... i cant beleieve you said that.............. rookie
Sep 10 2006 12:42AM
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Albrecht.
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wooorrrrdddd

Sep 10 2006 12:44AM
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Aenigma
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Judging by your grammar skills I'd say you need to lay off the ganj for a while.
Sep 10 2006 12:45AM
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*ottawaskier*
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
ganji has an i on the end and there should of been a comma after skills, and im just not a tool and dont giva fuck about my grammar
Sep 10 2006 12:48AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
man knows what hes talking about


dont spray lots of axe its almost as bad as reeking of weed
Sep 10 2006 12:49AM
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DaysToCome
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axe covers everything up. besides its not that hard to be high around ur parents
Sep 10 2006 12:51AM
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Albrecht.
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you have a bob marley icon and never heard anyone say ganj?

are you in the 420 forum?
Sep 10 2006 1:09AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
hahaha whoooo could this be ted. I'm really interested.

and....too much/too many colgones are a really bad idea, it looks like hes trying to cover something up......

and.....I really want to know who this is.


and....I go to espo's.....am I a hippy?
Sep 10 2006 1:11AM
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yeti
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haha kid...i am talkin' nine years ago you little bitch. I was doing bong rips before your fucking balls dropped. And i never threatened to beat you up over the internet, i threatened to sick The Piot on you...who happens to live where you live, and is a fucking monster when sober and is something there are no words for when he is fucked up.

Dont you ever fucking talk back to me sally, you havent even come close to earning that right.
Sep 10 2006 1:56AM
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skiWASHDC
Posts: 716 - Karma: 17
Dont spray lots of fucking cologne axe just helps it smell.

Its stupid . Make him sleep at your house. Or give him the little good eye rotho shit. Or give him your clothes and some shower.

Its better for him to sleep at your house then come home weeded out
PLus his rents might not even recognize weed smell
Sep 10 2006 1:59AM
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yeti
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hah... sig material.
Sep 10 2006 2:20AM
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yeti
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hah there. congratulations.
Sep 10 2006 2:22AM
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TheClap.
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cold shower.
Sep 10 2006 2:30AM
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TheClap.
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never mind hes probably home by now, How did it go?
Sep 10 2006 2:31AM
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poor@$$skibum
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for a kid with a bob marley sig you sure know very little about weed.


P.S. ignore everything this noob says, he just thinks he's cool calling smarter and wiser people out on the internet. and I hope your friend made it home alright.
Sep 10 2006 2:33AM
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.nafus.
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right weed dosent effect motor skills... clearly you have never been high my friend
Sep 10 2006 2:38AM
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Lord_Piot
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YOU DUMB FUCKEN KIKE....OFCOURSE YOU GET HIGH YOUR FIRST FUCKEN TIME....MOST PEOPLE JUST DONT INHALE...

YOUR FROM OTTAWA EH. ILL GET YOU SO STONED THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FUCKEN SEE, YOULL GET EYE RAPED. THEN ILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE SESSION CAUSE YOUR A DOUCH
Sep 10 2006 3:50AM
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Gaespar
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How did it go.??
Sep 10 2006 7:21AM
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skicraze123
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you can get baked the first time most people don't inhale thats where the rumour started
Sep 10 2006 11:18AM
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cracko
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hahahahahaha ted who is this. i need to know.
Sep 10 2006 11:44AM
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*ottawaskier*
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haha it effects motor skills not balence
Sep 10 2006 11:52AM
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duhamelski
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ive definatelly been triping over shit and falling over when im really high
Sep 10 2006 1:50PM
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eastAR5
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haha
Sep 10 2006 1:52PM
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