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Gross stuff you do when noones around
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today i was in the shower and i found myself doinbg something that some would see as less than classy, i was chewing gum in the shower no big deal i do it all the time, then i accidentally spit it out blowing bubbles and without think put it back into my mouth then i was like "wow i really just did that" and the other day i caught my self wiping a booger on my cat
does anybody else catch themseles doing things like this ?
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i pee in the shower, jerk off in bed, ummmmm... i pick my nose, scratch my ass, i do snot rockets, itch my crotch... walk around the house nude and eat cereal... i used to piss on my dogs head.. haha jk, thatd be gross and i'd have to wash it.. but some times i accidently piss on teh floor but i get too lazy to clean up... so i leave it... but the boogers on the cat is golden
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I stand on my head for as long as possible and the only words that come out of my mouth are swear words..
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My brother used to be able to fluff on command. I made him do it one day infront of all his friends and a whole bunch of my friends. He tried and tried but could barely fluff. He did end up making a feeble "PHLEAUUGH" noise and it wasn't very loud. I looked down at where he was trying to fluff, and I saw a little poop nugget. He had already ran away because he pretty much launched in his pants. But I grabbed a paper towel and picked up the lil poop steak nugget and threw it in the downstairs toilet before anyone noticed. I tried to save him the embarassment because afterall it was I who made him do it in the first place.
I fluff in my hands and put it in someones cup if they're not looking.
I smell my own fluffs sometimes.
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haha the word 'fluff' makes me laugh..
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well you could at least qoute me properly and say who said it an stuff i didnt say "its the perfect crime" i said its the perfect place to wipe them
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i think it should have goe more like this:
"the other day i caught my self wiping a booger on my cat. its the perfect place to wipe them, they clean themselves all the time, it's like recycling"- winndeburlo
and that is how you properly quote someone
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pick my nose but honestly who doesnt. when u got one of those sharp ones that cut ur nose up like whn ur skiing u just have to pick
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do a mangina in the mirror, kinda like clerks 2
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regurgitate my food, chew it up a little more, and then swallow. The moment I stop getting new pieces, I stop. It's especially tasty after chinese food!
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This is what i do.
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that has got to be photoshooped.
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