heres mine its a really good one to it wont disappoint you,at first it seems this makes absolutely no since and it in no way can be funny, but if you read it all the way threw you will get it,
So this guy named China works at a chinese restaurant, China though is not chinese at all he is actually 100% Japanese, so China makes the food, or tried to make the food... China only got the job because his name was China and since chinese and japanese people look so much alike they gave him the job, his food turned out to be abosuletly disgusting and tasted like dingle berry ass hole, so China ended up gettin fired... well sort of fired they ended up taking his job away and making him dishwasher, so this waitress saays to him, hey China, what town from china are you from... he says listen soggy ass, im not from china im japanese, so she says you suck burn in hell and die, so china ends up going into a school and killing about 89 students, so china is in court and the judge and all the jury is chinese so the judge says hes gunna get him off, they ended up saying that china was really only pretecting him self, so the judge says what part of china are you from and China replies im from japan and the china guy says you fucking dill wanker pickle eater you are sentenced to the death chair ahhahaahhaha, and the guy named china dies, this joke is stupid and i made it all up because i now made at least one of you read the hole thing ahhahahhaha, you dingle berries hahahahahaahahaah, im laughing, im laughing ahahha
whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah