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Has anyone seen a Monoboard?

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MogulMan346
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Has anyone ever seen a MOnoboard?
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Apr 23 2003 4:58PM
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mikee
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Yeah, those things are whack. Jiobbing on it would be sick.

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Apr 23 2003 5:03PM
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freezed
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yes. and it looked extremely stupid. at least the one i saw did. it was like some 70 year old french guy in a bright blue, orange, and pink suit.


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Apr 23 2003 5:03PM
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dred165
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i seen some guy tearin it up one time that shit looks crazy
Apr 23 2003 5:04PM
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mammothpunks
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i see them all the time


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Apr 23 2003 5:05PM
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wrenegade
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yeah, and they are a waste of time


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Apr 23 2003 5:16PM
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MogulMan346
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they look cool.the french asshole's luv em..........i saw it in powder once
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Apr 23 2003 5:55PM
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alpentalik
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mogulman has downsyndrome



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Apr 23 2003 5:56PM
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MogulMan346
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wut the hell is that?
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Apr 23 2003 5:57PM
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strode
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theres a post on here that shows a monoboarder dropping a 20 footer and sliding a rail--you have to give them props even if it is for dorky 70 year old frenchmen
Apr 23 2003 5:58PM
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Papa
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yua they're gay, what's the point
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Apr 23 2003 5:59PM
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The_Razors_Edge
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They are so ugly.. I pelt anyone I see riding them with snowballs.
Apr 23 2003 6:17PM
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strode
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not 1/100th as gay as snowlerblades
Apr 23 2003 6:19PM
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wrenegade
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^ agreed


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Apr 23 2003 6:52PM
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WIfreeskier
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yeah monoboarding is much cooler than skiboarding. damn sliding rails must be hard, your feet are so close together. the only question i have about it is: Wouldn't your balls get really uncomfortable with your legs like that all day? what if you like pinched them really hard when you fell? ouch...
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Apr 23 2003 8:06PM
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strode
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i rode up the lift with a guy who had one and he said it's like impossible to fuck your knees up and he'd been doing it for like 20 yrs
Apr 23 2003 8:09PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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it would be sick to cross up a monoboard!!!
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Apr 23 2003 8:40PM
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midjib
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monoboards are old school and I mean old school. Shit, I remember seeing them on the hill in the mid 80's
Apr 23 2003 10:45PM
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strode
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dude they are way older than that the guy i rode up with said his board was from like 1978
Apr 23 2003 10:59PM
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morbumps4me
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Old school fo sho....but I think you'd have to be one FUCK of a skier to be able to do that shit....but on the same note it goes against ALL of today's 'new' skiing techniques.
Apr 23 2003 11:19PM
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MogulMan346
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anything is cooler than skiblading
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Apr 24 2003 10:12AM
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MogulMan346
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where can you buy one?


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Apr 24 2003 12:01PM
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jarossamdb7
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they look fun but I wouldn;t to have my legs stuck so close together


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Apr 24 2003 12:17PM
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sconniestyle
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i see them a lot actually, which is suprising cause my hill is real small


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Apr 24 2003 1:43PM
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MogulMan346
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ill look on the net for one
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Apr 24 2003 2:02PM
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What_A_Wookie
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i saw one one time...yes i did

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Apr 24 2003 2:13PM
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MogulMan346
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they are really wide
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Apr 24 2003 2:23PM
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2plankwonder
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Yeah, My dad bought one of those. He got it some thrift store Ithink. It looks pretty stupid. I think Ill have to try it sometime. Its a Dynistar.
Apr 24 2003 2:49PM
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Pipe_Munky
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if i can find one for hella cheap im gonna get one!





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Apr 24 2003 3:46PM
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rossignol_rider
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what the hell is a monoboard????
Apr 24 2003 4:28PM
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MogulMan346
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Sweet!!!!!! I am gonna get one
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Apr 24 2003 4:56PM
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MogulMan346
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does anyone know where i can ket one?
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Apr 24 2003 5:02PM
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switch_skodeo
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volkl makes one and it's a total chick magnet. u can get ur local ski shop to tell their rep to bring one in. the 70 year old frenchie ladies will be swarming you i tell ya. and they're nymphos too.
Apr 24 2003 5:29PM
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MogulMan346
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man i wanna get hooked up
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Apr 24 2003 6:33PM
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What_A_Wookie
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wasnt there some guy who put rockets on his mono board?
He could hit 70 uphill


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Apr 24 2003 9:17PM
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Ryno
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i saw one guy at Lake Lousie pounding the moguls w/ them, then flying through the pow later that day, and yes, he was old!
Apr 24 2003 9:29PM
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mtbaker_rules
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if any of you guys actually get one you can't use it without wearing a flourescent mambosock hat and one piece powder suit. there's just no other way, i'm sorry.
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Apr 24 2003 9:32PM
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abasinski
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I saw one in PA one time. this 30 year old guy was skiing down on some Rossi monoboard that was as old as he was. It was pretty sweet b/c he left really deep carves like alpine boarders
Apr 24 2003 10:55PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA some skanky old bitch just walked into my office rocking the monoboard. funny ass shit


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Apr 25 2003 12:05PM
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AmericanIdiot
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Monoboards in the Pow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UciXXhqF4
May 8 2014 7:42AM
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EMH
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AmericanIdiotMonoboards in the Pow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UciXXhqF4


A rather interesting first post.
May 8 2014 7:57AM
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PhuzzyWuzzy
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Has anyone ever mounted up a big snowboard with ski bindings like a monoboard?
May 8 2014 8:53AM
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Static
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Damn, lots of ignorance from 03.
May 8 2014 10:31AM
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Chris.B
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PhuzzyWuzzyHas anyone ever mounted up a big snowboard with ski bindings like a monoboard?


Ian Compton did for part of a segment with Level 1. It showed him jibbing with it for a little bit and then his bindings broke.
May 9 2014 11:25AM
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theabortionator
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MogulMan346Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic


I like this guy.


Also nice bump?
May 9 2014 11:32AM
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DoctorNitrogen
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there was a monoboarder at my hill 2 seasons back
May 12 2014 9:10PM
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Breeze-J
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It's a monoSKI.

And it's rad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqbDIiUUc3o

Of course most people on'em look like dorks...on purpose or not :) That doesn't mean you can't rip on'em. That Pif dude (see the link) I believe still has the speed record on Glacier Rond in Chamonix (you do the math...)
May 14 2014 10:11AM
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bieberhole69.
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AmericanIdiotMonoboards in the Pow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UciXXhqF4


First post bumping a thread from 2003
May 14 2014 8:34PM
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