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Drug test question/advice
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So I just pretty much got a job at Wal-Mart. Thing is I have to take a drug test. This wouldn't normally be a problem except for the fact that I tried MJ for the first time with my roomates on Sunday. I only took 3 or 4 hits and I barely even felt anything. So now I'm paranoid...I hear it stays in your system for up to a month, but I've also heard stories where people have smoked the day before and they came out clean.
So Newschoolers, I need your opinions and advice. I have no idea what's going to happen, but my drug test is tomorrow at 10:30. I heard somewhere that if you drink a shitload of water it helps, so I'm considering doing that.
Shit. Drugs suck...I didn't even feel high, I don't think. Or else it was a really really small one.
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THC is actually partly water soluable. I recommend eating 3 poppy seed bagels so u fail the test because of the opium in it. Then when u dont get hired for it, sue Walmart saying u were wronglly accused of doing drugs. It happened to some lady and she made $800,000 off it. Keep proof that u consumed poppy seed bagels.
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Oh yeah. Drink Bleach, I mean it won't kill you or anything...
THESE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD ARE FUCKING RETARDED!
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Good call. Cranberry juice and water. And make sure you piss a whole bunch before you go in for the drugtest in the morning, first piss after waking up has the most thc in it.
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yea he just kept it in his mouth, so there's help for you, it didn't go into your system.
you have to pull it in, and hten take another breath which would have burned our lungs/throat badly and you would most likely have been hacking a lot.
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this could all be solved if you didn't work at a Wal-Mart, fuck them in a good and bad way, drink up son
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umm holy shit how fuckin stupid are u. it takes very little beach to kill you. wow you have to be the dumbest kid on ns.
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Niacin. It's a guerenteed method. My buddy got his system clean in under 24 hours, and he had just smoked a half track. Buy it at any grocery store. You could probably even get some at wal mart. Easy shit man, if you didn't feel it, then you didn't get much in your system. Drink water and take a few Niacin. You'll pass.
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Ok, just got back from classes and the drug test. I don't know the results yet but I'll update when I get them.
And by the way...NEVER drink a whole bottle of cranberry juice. I felt like shit last night...it definitely cleaned my system out, let's just put it that way.
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