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Drug test question/advice
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So I just pretty much got a job at Wal-Mart. Thing is I have to take a drug test. This wouldn't normally be a problem except for the fact that I tried MJ for the first time with my roomates on Sunday. I only took 3 or 4 hits and I barely even felt anything. So now I'm paranoid...I hear it stays in your system for up to a month, but I've also heard stories where people have smoked the day before and they came out clean.
So Newschoolers, I need your opinions and advice. I have no idea what's going to happen, but my drug test is tomorrow at 10:30. I heard somewhere that if you drink a shitload of water it helps, so I'm considering doing that.
Shit. Drugs suck...I didn't even feel high, I don't think. Or else it was a really really small one.
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detox
and bascially you cant get a good analysis of what could/is going to happen because everybodys body is different. the only way to be sure is ito detox
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Drink a shitload of water and go for a decent run. If you haven't smoked before and you didn't take to many hits you SHOULD be ok.
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and detox is a waste of money. 10 out of 10 times any of my friends have taken it they just puke and fail the test anyways.
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So I should go for a run? How long? And what is detox, btw?
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How much water? As much as I can possibly drink?
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Any form of exercise really, something that makes you sweat...ALOT. Lots of water, and I've heard that cranberry juice will help clean up your system.
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I went for a two mile run before a drug test and it worked out fine.
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man employers are so stupid for having drug tests. sooo many people either stop doing drugs or find a way to get it out of their system and then like 5 minutes out of the test they go and do drugs, what a waste of time for the company
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I hear that water doesnt matter because thc isnt water soluble but im not a scientist so i dont know but i also hear cranberry juice works. Also it depends on what kind of drug test. I hear oral is the worst meaning it would last for a week at most, piss like a month at most, and hair is expenisve as shit so most companies dont do it but it lasts for like a year.
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take about 5 niacin pills per day for about three days. mix that with water and working out. niacin can be found at any drugstore. if your desperate, drink vinigar, but it is very bad for your liver and it tastes terrible. niacin is the way to go.
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your first mistake was getting a job at walmart!! and thc stays in your system for up to 3 months
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the best advice they coulda given u was the water....and the run...but yea drink MASS water by midnight tonight, then drink whatever u can find pop or whatever, eat a decent amount of food, wake up and dont drink water, drink something else, and eat something, the only reason i say this about drinkin somethin else and eating is that if ur piss is too diluted often times they will just give u an automatic fail.....so u have to give ur piss some color...alo yea go for a run, no certain amount of running just anything to make u sweat alot, maybe wear a seatshirt or something, and another thing u can do and i know guys dont take baths, but take a bath and make the water SUPER hot, and just sit in there for an hour and sweat it out.....
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you should be fine, smoking that little should only take about a week to get out of you, plus with tons of water and exewrsoze you should be fine
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MJ stays in ur fat cellsso running and drinking water wont really help trust me
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i run track drink more water then anyone and failed many drug tests and i dont have alot of body fat
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eh if u run track and fail drug tests u probably wouldnt be able to run track....and yea ur righ tit does stay in ur fat cells, but they arent taking samples of his fat cells...theyre are taking it from his urine system...it also stay in ur blood for longer, but they arent taking his blood samples either
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Cranberry juice for sure. If you drink a gallon the night before you can pass. Or my friend did at least. Lots of water works well and also Niacin I have heard works at higher doses.
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yea ive heard that taking alot alot of Niacin pills can clean you out quick
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CRANBERRY JUICE DOESNT WORK. the only way you can garuntee to get it out of your system is to literaly drink bleach. i know all about it and shit that works but in the time you have water wont do anything but dilute and they can tell. they will make you take it again. exercising is a good way to get it out quicker but not in a day... you have to drink a cap full of bleach. not a lot cus its bad message me if you need more info
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i have this police course im in and we have to give oursleves a drug test in class she said last year in her class 13/17 studens were positve and she dosnt care
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you should be fine man, especially if it was your first time smoking you probably didnt inhale right and so you barely have any thc in you
just drink lots of water and eat a fatty meal before ur test to cover the old fat layer with a new one
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okay first of all, dont drink vinigar, whoever said that was retarted, itl kill you if you have enough. drink what you can for water, dont over-do urself tho, just keep really hidrated, and go for a run, 30 mins is good, everyday before the test, that way you'l sweat a lot, allowing you to drink even more. it was ur first time and you only took 3-4 hits, and it sounds like it was shitty weed if u didnt even get a buzz so, i really wouldnt worry too much. but if ur that paranoid then do what i listed. chances are since u had so little and it was ur first time, it wouldnt show up if u didnt drink a lot or run but it depends on ur body.
now just to let u know about how long it takes. it depends on how much you smoke. if your a regular, it could take a month, if not more, to be completely clean. but in ur case, id say no more then 5 days if you do what i said. i wouldnt be so worried about it. and if u do fail, tell ur parents u tried it for ur first time and didnt like it anyway so. they might not as be as mad at you. but i wouldnt worry too much, chances are ul pass. let us know
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Holy shit this is crazy. I'm going to go buy a bottle of cranberry juice at walmart (yes, the walmart where I'll be working if I pass this test), and drink the whole thing, plus a shitload of water, and I'll try and go running too. My roomate said that I "didn't it hit very well" or something, so I should be fine. He's probably right...I only hit it 3 times and barely felt anything. My test is tomorrow morning (they said it has to be within 24 hours of the interview), so we'll see what happens.
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the first time you dont realize your high
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its not that u dont realize your high...no matter what your going to notice your high, u cant avoid that....but the usually the first few times u just dont inhale right, and it just takes a few times to learn how to do that...chances are u could do none of these things, go in there, and pass....
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for alot of people it's more that you really aren't high at all.
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next time juyst get some thc and inject it in your arm
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and a mod needs to delete the persons post on drinking a cap full of bleach....that will do NOTHING....and it a deadly thing to do, kids might read this and take that horrible horrible advice.....
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yeaaaa if you smoke properly your first time you will get high and realize it. And you should be fine with the drug test if you only took a couple hits.
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Ok, I'm literally chugging cranberry juice right now. I kind of like the taste, so it's not too bad. I also found these cranberry pills that are good for a healthy urinary tract (says the bottle), so I just took a few of those.
I found some niacin at GNC but I didn't buy it. It was five bucks a bottle, but they're open tonight until 9 if I decide to go get some.
I was thinking about cancelling and telling them I don't want the job (although I really do want it). I'm in college so I don't really have to worry about my parents finding out since I gave them my cell number, and if they ask why I didn't get the job I'll just say there were too many hours so I turned it down.
But I think I'm going to go get the test tomorrow because I really do need a job...I don't know though. I'm never doing drugs again after this...hell I might even become straight edge. Who knows.
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i cnt wait to find out how it goes
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man that sucks, i worked at walmart this summer... in canada, and they dont give anyone drug tests.
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fuck it its a job at walmart, smoke more pot
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I feel like I'm going to throw up from this cranberry juice. I'm almost done with the bottle...
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you guys must be kidding. you will be fine. it was your first time, you did it once, and considering you didnt feel high, you definitely didnt inhale right. drink some water, go for a run, take some niacin if youre really feeling scared, and you will be SET. how many days between the smoking and the test? youre golden
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3 hits on sunday, and my test is tomorrow at 10:30am.
Thing is, it was my first time feeling an actual buzz (which was really really small). About 2 or 3 weeks ago I went camping with my one friend and toke a few hits but felt absolutely nothing that time, so who knows. I read somewhere that if you have really fast metabolism (which I do), it also helps.
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Ok, it says if I fail I can't be hired for 1 year.
I remember what I was going to ask now. You know those pregnancy test you can piss on? Don't they have those for THC? I hear they did. Can I get one at WalMart?
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walk into the drug thest eating poppy seed begals
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i think your waaaaaaaaay to worried about this.
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you never get high the first time anyways
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Haha, that made me laugh. But yeah...I am worried. Ever since I was interrogated by the police I'm really paranoid about practically everything. And if I don't get this job my parents will be jacked, and so will I because college isn't cheap.
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why dont u get the test from somewhere and if u fail then go for the interview but if u pass go to the interview
u should be able to but them cuase my friend mom buaght some and she occasinallly makes my friend do it
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yeah i think that the thc stays in your blood and urine for up to a week after, but it can be found in your system up to a month later with radiation tests. but yeah id say to drink lots and sweat lots. maybe go to a pool with a sauna or somethin
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niacin... go buy some at the walmart.haha. but if you are in shape and dont have that much fat you can get it out if your system pretty fast. But drink lots of water
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drink detox, cranberry juice, lots of cranberry juice and lots of water. Go run, lift weights, all the while drinking canberry juice and water. LOTS of both
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I'm not drinking bleach or vinegar, but I have been drinking a shitload of Cranberry juice and water. I'm going to go running right now. My metabolism's pretty fast, and most people say I should be fine, so we'll see. I also heard that they check for niacin so I'm not taking that, and I'm not doing a detox because the only one I found at WalMart takes 7 days. I'll update later.
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