Stupid things said

haha theres this kid at school that like every insult he used or comeback he made was something gay like "suck my cock" or "ill fuck you in the ass" or something like that, so we called him on it and were like "dude, every one of your insults are gay in some way or another" so he responded by saying "yeah, gay like my nuts" so i thought that was a pretty stupid thing to say. then again, that kid doesnt think too much before speaking.

bahahahahahaha thats funny

one of my friends once asked me if when it rains do worms fall from the sky, to which i replied "have you ever been HIT by a worm?'

i was watching wheel of fortune with my borderline retarted friend.
and the category was "things"
and he said

"THINGS!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK. THINGS CAN BE ANYTHING"

Heres a few stupid things my friends have said over the years:

Couple of years ago at camp we have a cookout with dogs and bugers. I tend to drink soy milk more then I do regular so I whip that out and about to take a bite of my dog when my friend goes "Hey Jaime, are you a vegetarian?"

Told my friend we got a new swingset for my bros. She goes Are there swings on it?

Same girl couple months back in her car. We have those traffic lights that blink so youll notice them and see asks her mom if those are to help the blind see.

Friends mom is talking on her cell phone and is panicing because she thinks she lost it.

Anything stupid youv heard?

had to do it

Oh god, the possibilities of me replying many things in this thread are endless.