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weazelzb
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im bored as hell and i figure we have had favorite skiier threads why not have a least favorite skiier thread. and people will prolly come in here and say ' they r sooo much bettter than u can ski' but i know they can prolly ski better than i can so i dont give a fuck its a matter of opinion.


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 7:59PM
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weazelzb
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i personally don't like Dash Longe


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 8:00PM
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lineskier610
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Dash is style.
Apr 21 2003 8:04PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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GT
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Apr 21 2003 8:04PM
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Wachusett_Ripper
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dash longe defiantely... hes got 2 grabs a safety and inside safetyish... idk but he cant do much either.. who cant spin unnatural.. i can.. its hard but not that hard... but hes looks decent on rails...but he has perma-gorilla style



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Apr 21 2003 8:04PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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or maybe me.
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Apr 21 2003 8:05PM
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weazelzb
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ya i guess he's good on rails but he cant spin over a 540 and his grabs suck cock but i think if he made his bag of tricks bigger he could be pretty good


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 8:06PM
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Papa
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i saw some japanese guy talking shit on the core games or something saying how he was the best and stuff, he sucked and he was gay
Seize the carp
Apr 21 2003 8:06PM
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bigskia
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nuts to you GT rules...i'll have to say kent kreitler


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See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
Apr 21 2003 8:06PM
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spinks
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Dash takes some getting used to. I didnt like him much, but then i realized he does every trick natural and unnatural, and he can do every grab in every spin up to 720. (was only 540, but he learned the 7 this year, and working on his 9). This year will be much better for him in his videos and gorrilla steeze.

I personally dont like Rex Thomas that much. The switch back is old. I also dont think that Heath Ordway should be on the Head pro team and DNA team. His section in Strike 3 was just embarrassing in my opinion.

no disrespect, just a personal opinion about skiing.

Spinks

'Are you high Spinks?'-Josh Bryant
Apr 21 2003 8:07PM
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weazelzb
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i dont like mike nick much either


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 8:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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jonny moseley isnt very good compared to the other guys.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 21 2003 8:08PM
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freezed
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mike nick isnt the worst, but he is my least favorite. i kinda get tired of all the liu kangs...


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-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
Apr 21 2003 8:11PM
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skiinjected
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um tanner jon boyd evan pep jf, jp mike d




if your not cheating your not trying
Apr 21 2003 8:12PM
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weazelzb
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ya mike definately needs to stop the liu kangs


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 8:12PM
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alpentalik
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this thread is represents everything that is wrong with newschoolers.com, congratualtions.



''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 21 2003 8:15PM
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Girays_Brother
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i think that rex sux and i dont like johnny moseley

Apr 21 2003 8:18PM
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lineskier610
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I fully agree with alpentalik. Just more of a reason to say how much people don't like a skier. You guys don't realize that a lot of guys can do so much more than what their video section shows.
Apr 21 2003 8:18PM
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linefreerider
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i hate mike d. he ahs done a lot for the sport, but i jus dont like him. jonny mosely is a fag and a half too


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Apr 21 2003 8:19PM
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Lateralis
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johnny did alot for the sport too dumbasses



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 21 2003 8:22PM
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lineskier610
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He definetly did.
Apr 21 2003 8:24PM
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skiinjected
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seth morrison
no me gusta





if your not cheating your not trying
Apr 21 2003 8:25PM
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J-Ho
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seth is sick as hell....have u seen his shit in SM3
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
Apr 21 2003 8:32PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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Louis Larose, he has a few good tricks, but most of the ones ive seen he was flailing all over the place. and in Playground when he skis that short pow line, he almost bails on practically every turn, hes terrible at just skiing, damn park rat
Apr 21 2003 8:35PM
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Girays_Brother
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i think dash is def one of the most stylish ridaz around and as he gets a more diverse bag of tricks it might well happen that he becomes on of the top skiers
Apr 21 2003 8:36PM
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weazelzb
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ha i forgot about louis larose i saw his segment in salad days he IS bad


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 8:43PM
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SomeSkiGirl
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for the kids who don't like dash... I read an article on him where he said he wanted to be able to be good at everything about the rotation (so like, he learned lots of stuff w/the 540) before moving on up... he just has a different way of going about things
Apr 21 2003 8:53PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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not only is he bad, hes even dirtier than cusson...
Apr 21 2003 8:54PM
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mtbaker_rules
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that fat guy at the end of blunt or happy dayz or something. props to him for trying the wallride though.
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Apr 21 2003 9:00PM
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weazelzb
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^ hah that guy is hilarious at the end of happy dayz. he should def. be sponsered


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 21 2003 9:02PM
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salomonrider
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dash is sick. he has a real nice style and can do just about every kind of rotation with a 5.
Apr 21 2003 9:04PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
wow, you guys all fucking suck man...how can you judge a rider from their film segment? how can you judge any of these....bitches, goddam...go fucking rollerblading or some shit, ger rid of your buttsex anxiety, shit.



''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 21 2003 9:04PM
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AlpineShopVT
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the crazy thing is they are all getting paid to ski.. and none of us are.. so they are doing something right.. i dont know how you can judge them since they are all over the place skiing and we are sitting here..
'That's What I Love about highschool girls. As I get older they stay the same age.'
Apr 21 2003 9:19PM
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Justo8484
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hey alpentalik wahts wrong w/ skating? It has certainly helped me with skiing, especially rails
collapsed lungs suck
Apr 21 2003 10:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i said jonny moseley wasnt as good as the other guys. Its true. He doesnt focus on newschool though. He spends time doing tv shows and skiing moguls. I know he did a lot for the sport. I'm wearing a hat from his website right now.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 21 2003 10:12PM
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spinks
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i think alpentalik is having a bad day. But he is right, film segments can suck. Loius LaRose is actually pretty sick. You really have to go skiing with them to get an accurate perception of how they ski.

And to the dude that doesnt like Seth Morrison, that's cool, u can have an opinion. After skiing with him (actually, trying to keep up with him is a better way to describe it) i realized he is amazing. But that's my opinion.

l8a
Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
Apr 21 2003 10:13PM
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freezed
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i think that it goes without saying that these guys are better than us. but that shouldnt keep us from critiquing their moves. do you think the judges at WSI could do a 1260? no. but they could still judge it.


'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
Apr 21 2003 10:45PM
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ski.tz07
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jeremy bloooommm. by far least fav.



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Apr 21 2003 10:48PM
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Ds91260
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thats an impossible question to answer, because theyre are so many degrees of suck
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Apr 21 2003 11:12PM
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mogulbarron
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louis larose sucks ass the fact that they showed him skiing powder like that was puthetic
my 8 year old brother rides pow way better than that and he oonly skis for 2 monhs every 2 years.
only other guy i think is shit is phil dion that guy sucks and has been using the other phils since the begining now he is ducked cause the other 2 phils are way better and are doing there own shit.
Apr 21 2003 11:12PM
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alpentalik
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yes i am having a bad day...a weekend at whistler and then coming back to school generally doesn't make one happy....especially when i come back on ns.com to find shit like this...it just plain sucks.



''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 21 2003 11:25PM
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Matty.
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i dont like josh loubek from the game, he blows


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Apr 21 2003 11:35PM
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wiener
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erich kunz is by far the shittiest fucking skier i have ever seen in my life. that guy should be shot just to put him out of his fucking misery
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Apr 21 2003 11:41PM
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Skier10322
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i have an idea, i'll take a list of a bunch of skiers who are better than me and always will be, and then talk about how bad they are.
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Apr 21 2003 11:42PM
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alpentalik
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ok, fine...ill be a hypocrit...kevin erwin, holy gosh knuckles jeese...hell, this guy can't even ski, he just breaks skis.



''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 21 2003 11:58PM
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strode
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me
Apr 22 2003 12:07AM
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Whistlermann
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Alpentalik is right... everyone should stop trashing the pros... SHUT THE FUC UP!!!!
Mike D is the Man.. Rex is a fucking pimp, who is loyal to his sponsors even though he'd make more money with others... i also saw him at WSI this and last year and he is sick... oh, and he is a chill guy too. I don't hate any skiers, i just prefer some'style over others.
I don't like gorilla steez, but at least tanner tweaks his grabs and shit. Dash Longe and Pollard have super smooth style which i respect, but i think nothing but safetys is gay. Seth Morrison is a crazy good skiier, but hey i met him, and i don't like him as a person. Anybody who thinks that a certain pro sucks... can go get fucked by an Elephant.
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Apr 22 2003 12:17AM
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mtbaker_rules
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oh golly shucks guys. now i feel bad about making fun of the fat guy at the end of happy dayz. he's so much better than i'll ever be with his toothpick skis and jiggly jello goodness.
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Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
Apr 22 2003 1:01AM
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JayDC7
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i once saw a pic of this skier Erich Kunz doing a mute off a cliff. he had no style at all and i bet hes not cool.
Apr 22 2003 1:35AM
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mommy
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ryan spinks is fucking horrible. i skied with him last week, and he absolutly refused to try any jump. then he feel on a grommed run and broke seven ribs.
Apr 22 2003 2:41PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i think that alpentik has pms
Apr 22 2003 4:08PM
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