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Sew goldfish for false advertizing
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Im am on the edge of sewing the company that makes goldfish due to false advertizing. They call themselves the snack that smiles back but i got some gold bastard that looked like it wanted to kill me. I get more frowns than smilies. Mean snacks are never good snacks. Thats why polar bears eat seals.
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how old are you? and its sue
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Haha, I lauged. And learn how to spell.
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Haha shit....typed that thing in less than 15 seconds. I accept those 3 bashes.
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wow that wasnt really funny
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my friends was gonna sue m&m cause he found they grey eminem pack which was supposed to be a million dollar prize and since he was young they gave him some coupons for m&ms fukin fags, if only he was a little older
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you misspelled laughed... o well
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I laughed at the seal comment
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i really dont think you will be able to put up much of a case
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wow your a really big fag
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yeah i dont think you'd be ableto argue that your goldfish was frowning back at you
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OF COURSE YOUR GOLDFISH WERE FUCKING FROWNING ! ITS THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK UNTILL YOU BITE THEIR HEADS OFF ! THE GOLDFISH AHVE BEEN TALKING TO EACHOTHER MAN !!! THEYVE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS !!! IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON !! THE REVOULOUTION'S A COMIN BOY !!!
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You're looking at them upside down.
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dont worry, i thought it was funny.
goldfish are delicious, and i have never experienced a frown, so i tend to enjoy them
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i love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious.
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better get out your thread and needle.
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