first of all let me introduce some of the people.
me- me
mikey- pretty nerdy kid, 99 average, gets pissed off really easily, doesnt ski park but loveds to ski
kevin- chill kid, kinda retarded but still cool. started skiing last year. red2blue
josh- new kid who moved in about a month ago, ex-stoner but still acts like it. hes a fuckin idiot.
jerrad- little kid another friend of mine baby sits, 7 years old, spoiled as shit, had a four-wheeler.
tammy- jerrads mom, MILF, stoner, can be hella chill, can be a fucking bitch, probably the worst parnt ive ever met.
well it started as a normal boring day. another josh was at his camp, kevin was sleeping, and mikey just woke up and had to mow a lawn. so i go to joshes house to see if he wants to bike. we go to some trails in my woods and were hitting this jump for a while, and worked on it for a little. mikey calls me up and tells me he didnt have to mow the lawn anymore so he comes over. we decided to try to go sand skiing by these sand dunes by my house. we got my skis and shit (mikey/kevin didnt want to ruin their skis, i was gettin new ones) we go back there and had a shit load of fun, got some footy (ill prob end up making an edit.) josh doesnt ski so he went home for a little: got some food and went to hit the jump behind my house on his bike. he gets back there and jerrad is there with 2 of his friends. their all fucking annoying and hell and ruining the jump i just fixed. josh calls me up and asks if were still at the dunes. we were so he came back but those little fuckers followed him. as soon as they got their they were like hey guess what, we came here to annoy you guys. and then jerrads like hey can i have some water? i told him we didnt have any water and that was voldka (it was really water but fuck them) jerrads like i odnt care , my mom lets me drink beer all the time. he kinda forgot about it and started walking towards kevin whowas on top of the trail. were like just dont walk were were skiing. (we had a semi sick spot) and their like o you mean here and they all just ran up and down it 3-4 times and started jumping into it. the kids went over to hte other side of the dunes and mikey decided to take the 11 yr olds (hes the most annoying of all) and threw his shoes. kevin ran down the trail and tripped over jerrads shoes and one fell into a hole of prickers, about 50 ft long, 20 ft wide, and 10 ft deep. then kevin and mikey each put one of their bikes in a bush not far away (they left them in the trail on purpose.) we left and brought out bikes to stewarts, i hid all my ski shit in the woods. we were at stwearts for like 30 mins and kevins dad calls up. he said tammy was at his house bitching at him for stealing the little kids bikes. we went back to the dunes and soon after tammy rolls up on her quad and kevins dad on a dirtbike. tammy gets off, look for about 20 secs and is like well heres one bike and pulls it out of the bushes. (while this is happening, im at the top of the dunes gettin my ski stuff out of the woods, kevin, josh, and mikey are all standing together gettin yelled at. i got all my shit and walked over to them. tammy walked to near i was riginally and was climbing throught the thing of thorns, looking for jerrads shoe. she only knew mine and kevins name so shes like teddy get over here right now. i go over to her and shes like "i dont give a fuck whether you had anyhting to do with this or not, but this is fucking bulshit, their fucking 7 years old! your gunna go in there and find that fucking shoe." i was like i dont know were it is and shes like well who does and i was like i have no clue. shes like who. did it and i said i dont know. she asked me another 5 times. and i said the same thing. as she was bitching at me the other josh who babysits jerrad calls me and im like hold on a sec. yo josh i gotta go tammys bitching at me. shes like "alright then, im gunna call the cops and its just gunna be you me and the fucking cops until you tell where the fucking shoe is!!" and im like i still have no idea. and shes like well who hid it. smae answer. shes like fuck this im calling the cops on you nad im like fine it was micheal. shes like "micheal you fucking peice of shit get the fuck over here right fucking now" and then she asks whos michael while im climing throught the pirckers still. and i told her grey shirt. she runs over to him, rips my ski poles out of his hand and says hes not gettin these fucking poles back untill i get my son's shoe, she pushed him off his bike, he stands up and SHE FUCKIN BITCH SLAPPED HIM! mikeys like "come on hit me again, see what happens." she persists on yelling at him using shit, fuck, and bullshit for about 30% of her words. she was about to hit him again but kevins dad was yelling at her. right after she hit him im like fuck the shoe is right next to me.i ran over and gave her the shoe and shes like o you just hapen to find the shoe when i hit him....bull shit you knew were it was all along. and im liek unhh no i found it. she ran away and just at she left the other kids mom comes over and shes like who are these fucking kids! adn she walks over to us and is like you are fucking sumbags. my car is sitting in the middle of the road w/ groceries in it and i had to walk a fuckin mile into the woods cause of this shit. my husband is a lawyer and if anythign happens between you and my sons agian, were suing you. this is fucking thef. she, too, kept using much profanity and shes finally says well at least say sorry to them, kevin and i mumbles sorry and mikey refused to cause he got slapped and josh just stayed out of it. shes like well are oyou gunna say somethign, you fucking pussies dont even have to balls to say sorry to a 7 yr old. fuckin big kids my ass.
this morning my brother walk in and wakes my up (its 6:30) and hes like know how i sait it would be funny if amanda (my sister) was their, she would have kicker her ass. and hes like well she just called up saying their was a note on or mailbox saying "ms. battesh, we need to have a serious talk regarding your son. -tammy (and she left her phone number) so my sister calls her up at 6:30 in the morning and fucking bitches her out.
mikey looked up all the shit she did to us and found out if he told his parent and got her sued, it could throw herin jail for 10 years but hes too lazy to do anything about it and lawyer cost too much
i told my dad and he laughed and was like that fuckin crazy bitch
kevin lives across the road from them. his parents have hated tammy and jerrad (not really the dad, he doesnt do anything) for a while. his dad was right there and hes like wow they are crazy fucking bitches.
so thats the end of my long ass story. i bet about 105 of you will read this but o well. peace out
