Replying to I did one of the most punk ass things Ive done in a while

Gather round! Its story time!

So lets rewind to last Friday. I was at my friend Jordans house and we finally found out how to get those bolts in Megaman 8 that have been taunting us for 8 years. After our victory he brought out this Boost moblie phone he found near the river and wanted to know if I had my battery with me so we can stick it in. I said I left it at my house so now lets Fast foward to monday.

Im with my friend Jon and we are bored so we go over Jordans house with our phones to play with the phone. I put the SIM (For those of you who dont know its a little card the can be taken out and put into and Nextel for easy transfer of contacts) in my phone. We scroll through and there are some weird names like D $, Tug Boat (this is all about him), White Snoop and such. We bleep this guy named Chuck and im like Chuck where the fuck is my car!? Hes like who is this. Im like its Kel (thats what it said in the Boost) so he didnt belive us and we made a few more trys on some other people and thats the end of that. Now fast foward to Yesterday.

Me and Jon are over at Jordans house again and I brought my new dog over to make friends with his dogs and the have fun doing whatever they do to be friends. Jordans dad pulls up like the cool self he is with the popped collar and oakleys and chill music blasting out of his car. He gives a soccer ball  to Grant (Jordans little brother) and after a while of playing it im like we should play over in the Factory parkinglot again. Well our moms were being stupid and saying that tresspassing although I kicked those signs down way back when and people walk in there when there are people working. So this ends up being a big gathering of friends at my house consisting of Jen, Isabella, Jordan, Jordans sister, Grant, me and Jon. we are kinda playing soccer when we remeber I still have the SIM and now its fun time. We try Chuck again but he wasnt answering and Annie didnt belive us. So Isabella called Tug Boat and shes like hey Tug. Tug goes Yo Joe! Jordan immediatlly grabs the phone and hes like yo man its Joe. We have to go and pick up some chicks tonight man. Hes like yeah. So since we found the phone over near us we figured the have to live near us. Figures he live all the way in Westchester and is in Yonkers. We are like allright you meet us at the Yonkers Train Station in 5 minutes Ill be in the white car. We wait 5 minutes and we are like you there man. He like yeah where are you. Im like okay Im around the block at the Mcdonalds. He like Why the hell are you over there? Ummm....I got hungry. We wait 5 more minutes and we are like Yo its Joe where are you? Hes like you took to long Im at the bar on South Street. Im like okay Ill be there. Hes like what do you mean youll be there? You dont even knwo what bar im at. Im like I know and Ill guess. and I say while your waiting can you get me a beer Ill pay you back when I get there. Hes like sure what do you want. We are like I want a Miller Light. So then we call again Going: Where are you? Hes like at the bar. Im like I dont see you so I must be at the wrong one. Im like okay you order me something to eat because I have to take a dump. He like yeah whatever you want. You want Wings . We are like yeah. So for the final blow we were going to reveal ourselfs but the phone wasnt working. And thats the most punk ass thing Ive done in a while.