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FUCKIN BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!
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alright so i was at this party with my buddy and i have something to share with you all ....last night he got plowed and had a little fun.........heres a little taste
1 bottle of vodka $40.00
1 bottle of tequila $18.00
Buying new outfit cuz he challenged a rotwieler to a fight:
pants $30
shirt $20
ACDC boxers $15
getting his first handjob and not remembering it...PRICELESS!!!
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haha how old are you first of all
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DONT FRENCH FRY WHEN YOUR SUPOSSED TO PIZZA OR ESLE YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
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We interrupt this thread to bring you something interesting!
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how cute your first time getting drunk, how fucking old are you
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hhahahaahah that made my day
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So guys who do you think is hotter Opera or Paris Hilton?
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that was your best night ever? I really hope your best days are still ahead of you.
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wait so you are stoked that you gave your friend his 1st hand job that seems pretty homo i mean its one thing to do that and anpther to be really stoked on the fact that your gay i think you need to see a doctor...
/no homo
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word you ust b like 13 im guessing?
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dude im pretty sure you read it wrong...i posted this as a laugh on my buddy.. some girl at the party gave him a handjob and he didnt remember it so i thought it was pretty funny
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wait so you assraped him?
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if you payed 40 dollars for a 40 of vodka you arent very smart
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^yea everyone knows poland springs is the bomb, why would you ever get anything more expensive!
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mayeb if it was like grey goose or 3 olives or some shit
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ya dawg get that plastin bottle shit for mad cheap and get just as fucked up. its not like your makin high end drinks lol.
Oh ya i didnt see any chronic in there so it couldnt have been that fun.
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this thread is madd homo close this shit
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best part of the thread.....hahaha now im happy
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grey goose is some good shit
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tis guys a retard or it was a magnum, and plus this guy is so retarded do i giva a fuck some guy i dont know had a fun night?? no and i dout anyone else does
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OMGZ NOT TWO BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL!!!! YOUZ ARE SOOO COOLZZ
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ya dude no beer what a party
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HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faggot
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wow
you take a sip or 2 of the vodka and just walk around with the tequila to look cool?
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Actually i was making fun oh how retarded he is, not about beer. 4 bottles + 30case of beer = my last night, wow. My head still hurts.
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my last night nine 30 racks (kegs get jacked too easily by cops right now), 5 handles and we had to goto different parties afterward.
boulder is crazy right now.
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Opera for sure, I'd tap that 8 days a week!
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Damn man, yeah we only had like 13-14 people but shit is was a crazy ass night.
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yea man two bottles isnt really shit. I hate to ruin your first experience drinking. And what the fuck were you buying for 40 dollars. gg isnt even that much and thats good shit. come on man use your head. crystal palace $7.00 tops its shitty but it gets the job done and you can get like 6 bottles of that for 40. and you probably are the one that gave him the handjob in the backroom.
dont rag on me for drinking cp either...its actually not to bad for 7 bones. and if you wanna drink with some class you can get it in a glass bottle for like 14.
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belvadere vodka...ahhahahah
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the only way you could pay 40 for vodka is maybe like paying a homeless goy an extra 20, just get five0clock its not like your gonna make good drinks
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go head and bash dudes cuz i just cut and pasted of some site so its all good
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No, no its not "all good".
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a handel of gg could possible come close to that, but that is a shit load to pay for it
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im telling ur mom u did this u crazy fuck
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that wasnt really a funny comeback at all and I highly doubt you have ever had belvedere. you probably just searched google for the most expensive vodka you could find
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who wants to buy a 97 honda accord?
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only black people wear Rolex?????
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poland spring tastes like clear piss man but it does get the job done
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