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Good weed and police story!
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I posted this in the 420 forum also but figured its a good story maybe you guys might like it haha.
Ok well this happened about 6 or 7 months ago and i just decided to write about it now.
Well i was living in belligham, washington. its a great town for pot heads we got the dankest of all types of herb. anyways so my friends always have parties at their house and the cops come some time but are usualy cool about it and just tell everyone to be quite and shit or we just dont answer the door because you cant really see the inside of their house.
well one night we had a party and a lot of people were in the garage playing beer pong and shit. you can see in the door on the side of the garage so anyways it was like 2am and almost everyone had left it was only like the close homies just chillin. we had like a 3 blunt rotation between about 6 or 7 people wasnt even loud at all. the music wasnt on or anything. this kid thats is always joking around and shit walks back in the door and is like, "dude there is a fuckin cop parked right out next to the driveway" we are all like dude shut up man your fuckin with us lol. he just walks over to the light switch and turns off the lights so we are like oh fuck is he serious.
cop comes up to the door its pitch black so he flashs his light through and i mean it looks like a fuckin lightsaber because of all the smoke, it was streight up hot boxed in that bitch. my friend that walked in the door is like walking circles around the garage and the beam of light is just fallowing him hahahaha so he like tries to hide behind this little chair and we all start laughing cause we are all just whatever we are fucked i guess.
he starts knocking on the door, my friend the owner of the house goes and opens the door, first thing the office says is, "whoa whoa i need to back up im getting a buzz just standing here." there are 40's and beer cans everywhere, the guy is real cool and asks for my friends ID, hes only 20 and the cop didnt even say shit about all the beer. Anyways the cop is like, "i can see there is obviously no party here, im not even sure as to why i was called to come out here. well you guys have a good night and just keep it down. Oh ya you guys should prolly open these doors up a little to let this place vent out, that cant be healthy sitting in all that smoke." Then he just walks away hops in his car and drives off.
by far the coolest cop ever he didnt give a shit about anything.
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dude, that is a damn good weed story for sure.
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and dude when i say boxed i mean this is a 1 car garage real small and we got 1 beer pong table in the middle and like 4 couchs and like 3 or 4 like luv seat things its real small and just packed with shit. the smoke lingers. the pick of me blowin that smoke ring in my profile is from the garage haha.
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Reminds me of last week while camping at a state forest...all 5 of us in a tent, we hear a car, look out and it's the ranger. Shit. Anyways, we all pile out of the tent and he just says we have to move one of our cars because only one is allowed on site. Luck I guess.
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Ive thought about being a cop just so i could go to parties and shit like that. Just chill out and not bust people.
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thats so sick dude. all the cops here are gay
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All the cops around here are dicks. You would think cops in like low key areas would have a hard time filling the monthly quota and shit so they would be hardasses but here with so many fucking people they dont mess around with anything.
And they usually have nothing better to do.
Example.
Last night we were chillen in a parking lot and this lady walks across this huge open field and asks us what were doing, i say nothing . She then asks us if "somebody was upset?" i didnt get it . My friend only had his 2 seater convertible which was obvious and she told all 4 of us to get in. I told her and she goes OK! IM CALLING THE COPS!. She was like why is there 4 of you if its a 2 seater! I was like HAH why are you walking your dog mam? Why are long pants long? She just got confused and was like if your not out of here in the next 3 seconds the cops will be called. We left like 10 minutes later and all of sudden after we hopped the fences and cut through the woods, 3 cops started strollin in . SO WEAK, they have fucking gangs to be worrying about and shit.
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It's like what chapelle said. when white people get high, they talk about other times they got high. sick story indeed.
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thats up with this cop telling me... papers in public.. please...
god i love that shit...
i just with more cops had that attitude
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take the polar opposite of that cop and you've got the asshole we had to deal with sunday night.
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