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Canadian_kicker
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i never knew that if you licked the positive end of a battery you get a charge.. lol has anyone done this....?? the things you learn in bc...
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Jan 11 2002 10:27PM
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newschooler14
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hahah yeah we did that at school a couple days ago


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Jan 11 2002 10:29PM
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PhattTim
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HAHA, yah when I was like 8 one of my friends says 'Tim man, put this on your tongue!' he's like 14 and I thought he was the shit so I'm all like yeah man, bring it on I'm all for it and ZAP, haha, they laughed at me lots.

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Jan 12 2002 12:50AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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hahahah you know those really big batteries?????


nuff said.

'What's wrong with the ceiling?'
'You're hitting it with a golf club'
Jan 12 2002 12:54AM
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Dspin900
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yeah we taped 2 6 volt batteries together and attached wires and sutck them on my friends tounge....he like freaked out, it was funny shit...he had to like drink a whole bunch of water cause he tounge felt all weird

'God's watching me do #2? God's a pervert!' Family Guy
Jan 12 2002 1:09AM
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PhattTim
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HAHA, I did it like just after I sent my last post and it STILL hurts, lol, oh man, this is gonna hurt for hours, lol, stiiiiiink

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Jan 12 2002 1:09AM
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dez22
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this is why life is worth living *drops knife*
Jan 12 2002 6:48AM
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PhattTim
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HAHA, yah dude, my tongue is all good now, I went to bed shortly after my last message and it seemed to go away after a while, yah, doesn't hurt anymore, hehe, sweeeeet, time to do it again, what a rush!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 12 2002 2:08PM
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Dspin900
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hahaha tim u crazy...::*stands up*:: 'Hi, my name is Tim and I'm addicted to licking batteries'

'God's watching me do #2? God's a pervert!' Family Guy
Jan 12 2002 2:21PM
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PhattTim
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JHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Don't hassle man, never ever make fun of people who're less fortunate than you!!! HAHA, oh man, you're quite right though, heck, lol, I'm an addict!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 12 2002 6:23PM
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dez22
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hehe.... on the street they call them 'charges'
and they go for 3 bucks a dime, er battery
Jan 13 2002 4:49PM
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sirjibsalot
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sounds painful.
mabey if you went into cardiac arrest that might help bring you back to life.
-Cause im a Cracka-
Jan 13 2002 7:06PM
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Tele-Jibber
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What is really strange is if you take them and put em on your braces (if you have them). sometimes you get shocked, not always though...-


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Jan 13 2002 7:09PM
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Dspin900
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ya I did that when I had braces...it was funny...depending on like how moist ure mouth is I think u get shocked or not....cause if its not moist I just think it runs through the metal and u dont really feel it
Jan 13 2002 7:16PM
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dez22
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braces suck.... ah i hated wearing them
Jan 13 2002 7:40PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
FUCK!!!! Just did it again, DAMNIT!!! RRRRRRR, FUCK, haha, ooowwwww!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 13 2002 11:39PM
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rebel
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Somebody take those damn batteries away from him, before he kills himself!
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Jan 13 2002 11:52PM
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dez22
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yes that would b a good idea
Jan 14 2002 8:51AM
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falloutboy
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haha.. this one time, at band camp..... oh, hang on wrong story. Oh yeah, once i found this voltage converter thing which dropped the wall socket voltage of 240V down to 9V.. so i figured yeah, a 6V battery on my tongue doesn't hurt too much, 9V should be fine.... little did i know that it's actually the current level that determines wether it hurts or not....... it hurt. alot.
Jan 14 2002 9:21AM
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Canadian_kicker
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hehe when that movie came out. i played the flute.. hehehehe


um yeah. batteries are fun.. but i have never licked one. fuck i only hard about it from ryan. cause he was dumb enough to do it as a kid.
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Jan 14 2002 10:30AM
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PhattTim
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are you calling me a kid??? haha, spose

ooooh, battery sitting not 10cm away, must....not.....lick.....battery, guys, take it away, aaaaaahhh, mustn't do it, noooooo........

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Jan 14 2002 9:09PM
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Drail
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DON'T DO IT TIM...IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!



it's too late, we lost him.

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Jan 14 2002 9:43PM
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PhattTim
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no....... dude........might just.......just about......maybe......not do it........maybe........uurrrrrrggggghh

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 14 2002 9:55PM
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Dspin900
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Tim...I swear to god dude if u lick that battery one more time your looking at a long road to recovery...I've developed a rehab plan for u

1) become amish!
Jan 14 2002 10:52PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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hahahahahahahahah killer dude. Do it Tim..... we all have.

'What's wrong with the ceiling?'
'You're hitting it with a golf club'
Jan 14 2002 10:58PM
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PhattTim
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haha, how's that gonna cure me dude, FUCK, oh damnit, arrrrrrrgh, who was it that said do it one more time, OWWW, you bitch!! HAHA, aaaahhh, hehe, sorry dude, haha, I love you really, can't even remember who told me to do it, haha, this rehad bullocks thing better work.

I'll give up lickin' batteries but I'm no quitter, lol


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 14 2002 11:41PM
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rebel
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##########

How about it I just snowball you everytime you lick?
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Jan 14 2002 11:51PM
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Canadian_kicker
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poor tim. i think you should busy your mouth with sarah's mouth that way you cant lick battery, without giving her a charge too. which would most definatly result in a bitch slap. its a flawless plan
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Jan 15 2002 12:33PM
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PhattTim
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totally flawless, no negatives at all! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, please excuse my phatt pun, yah, thanks Cryss, I'll try that, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 15 2002 1:29PM
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andyrightcoast
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hahahaha! falloutboy, your story almost made me choke to death on a popcorn chicken...

Voltage is the amount of pressure difference between two areas (in this case one metal slot in the wall plug to the other) all the converter did was decrease the difference, the current (in amps) remained the same... You are lucky you didnt kill yourself! hahahahahaha...


-Andy
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Jan 15 2002 3:57PM
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rebel
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HAHAHAHA! Nice pun Tim!
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Jan 15 2002 4:10PM
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PhattTim
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HAHA, glad someone noticed the positive side of it!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! LOL!!!!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 15 2002 7:12PM
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rebel
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HAHAHAHAHA! It's been too since we've had some good puns!
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Jan 15 2002 7:36PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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hahaha tim your puns are quite shocking.
you could say they give me a real charge. (laughs like an 80 year old man)

'What's wrong with the ceiling?'
'You're hitting it with a golf club'
Jan 15 2002 7:40PM
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andyrightcoast
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You could say hes got an electric personality, always charging into things...

haha, worst... pun... ever....


-Andy
Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!
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Jan 15 2002 8:00PM
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rebel
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HEY! There is no such thing as a bad pun!
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Jan 15 2002 8:01PM
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Dspin900
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cause dude...those crazy amish people dont have any electricity to lick!
Jan 15 2002 8:06PM
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falloutboy
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yeah Andy - it hurt big time! my tongue went all freaky for a while!
haha.. mmmmmmm popcorn chicken.
Jan 15 2002 8:57PM
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cams
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oohhhhhh i get it noww
haha
good one dspin9
lol amish people are funnie.. no offence or anything.. but they wouldn't be reading this anyways... unllessssss...



Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Jan 15 2002 9:03PM
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rebel
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When I was amish, we used to eat batteries every thursday.
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Jan 15 2002 9:12PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!! I wanna be Amish!! That'd AMP me up!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, It'd send a current through my veins, tee hee hee. ahhh, haha, stink

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Jan 16 2002 12:05AM
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PhattSarah
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I've been away so I haven't seen this thread yet, and no one even noticed I was gone *sniff*. I like your idea very much though Cryss! Tim knows that anytime he wants to get over his battery charge addiction he can get his cute butt over here to my special rehab clinic!!!
Jan 16 2002 5:40AM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, shiiiiiiiiiiiite, hehe. HAHA, Sarah hun, I totally knew you were gone, I missed you!! hehe, and be expecting me in about 20 mins ok?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 16 2002 1:18PM
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sizzlah
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HAHAHA! how did i overlook this thread? hehe. yeah tim, i think you need to get on this addictions tail right away. it could be life threatening. and i am sooo so glad that sarah has offered to help...in numerous ways....
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PhattTim: I......AM........A......HOT........CHICK!
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'tim are we having some issues you want to talk about?
I mean wanting to change your sex is cool and all,
but it's just not, uuhhh cool.' - rebel
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Jan 16 2002 3:31PM
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TAK
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Oh... man...so..funny...chick...at...library...giving...my..supressed...laughing..wierd..look... HAHAHAH!!!!

Uh, so, if you lick just the positive end of a battery it... AHHHH!!! FOCKER!!!

Dam, chick giving me really wierd look now.

THPHTBH!!
~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
Jan 16 2002 4:02PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, what a reject!!! LOL!!!!!! Tak you da man brah!!! HAHAHAHA

But you aren't allowed to come to Sarah's rehad clinic!! That's just for me, aye Sarah! hehe

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Jan 16 2002 6:17PM
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TAK
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It shows?

THPHTBH!!
~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
Jan 17 2002 11:51AM
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Canadian_kicker
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it shows... hahaha and about charges.. i used to be a camp counselor at my farm. and well we do 'electric fence testing' hehe this is soo mean. but whatever.. so you have a bunch of 7-13 year olds.. and you turn off the fence and 'show them' how to test the fence you know stick your hand on it etc.... so i shows them (fence is off) and pretend to get a very minimal shock.. if they were bright enough to really think about it. a minimal shock aint gonna do jack shit to stop a horse.. soo... you tell them its their turns now. and no one wants to do it first.. so you get them to all hold hands (about 8 of them) and you get the ones at each end to hold the fence.... then you go turn the fence on quick and its this electric shock chain..... most fall over.. its great...... then they attack you but. meh... i can run away. dunno why i said this. i guess im just all charged up
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Jan 17 2002 12:41PM
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PhattTim
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Isn;t there a random thread for stuff like that?? lol, nah, that was pretty funny actuallly and you used a pun so it's aaaall good, haha, that's funny as hell actually, little smurfs getting zapped and falling over, tee hee hee

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Jan 17 2002 1:26PM
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sizzlah
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HAHA! i'll have to try that at my camp...hehe damn kids.
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'tim are we having some issues you want to talk about?
I mean wanting to change your sex is cool and all,
but it's just not, uuhhh cool.' - rebel
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Jan 17 2002 3:55PM
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andyrightcoast
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NEW PAGE...

Anyways, mabye we should get Tim some Jello or something, calm him down, I always knew he was the kind to do that kind of stuff... Tim, wanna know whats more fun? Chew on a piece of Aluminum Foil if you have metal fillings, lol. I dont have any, but I heard its REAL cool...


-Andy
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Jan 17 2002 5:15PM
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