Replying to how long one can stay in the same place

-lazyboy toylet (so you never have to go anyware)

-fucking BIG screen TV/computer moniter at the other end of the room. with ps2, xbox, gamecube and the fastest ailenware computer.

-mini fridg and microwave next to the shitter

-have a beer/soda tap coming out of the wall

-have a mirrior behind the toylet so you can still wach tv when pissing

-have a shower above the shitter so you can shit, watch tv drink beer/eat and get clean at the same time.

-pull up your car next to you to reduce the distance you ahve to walk

-intercom so you never have to go anyware -even to answer the door.

-have one of those sucking tubes they have at the bank so you can get your mail.

fuck dude you would never have to go anyware untill you ran out of food or wanted to go skiing or mt. biking of skating


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