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how long one can stay in the same place

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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
-lazyboy toylet (so you never have to go anyware)

-fucking BIG screen TV/computer moniter at the other end of the room. with ps2, xbox, gamecube and the fastest ailenware computer.

-mini fridg and microwave next to the shitter

-have a beer/soda tap coming out of the wall

-have a mirrior behind the toylet so you can still wach tv when pissing

-have a shower above the shitter so you can shit, watch tv drink beer/eat and get clean at the same time.

-pull up your car next to you to reduce the distance you ahve to walk

-intercom so you never have to go anyware -even to answer the door.

-have one of those sucking tubes they have at the bank so you can get your mail.

fuck dude you would never have to go anyware untill you ran out of food or wanted to go skiing or mt. biking of skating


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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

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Apr 18 2003 8:15PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
You know what I've rather have:


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''mills, whats a copmuter? is it some special contraption that makes police quiet?''
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Don't be WACK
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Apr 18 2003 8:29PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
that is a cool bike!


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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
Apr 18 2003 8:46PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
i'll buy two of each please... do you take debit?




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Apr 18 2003 8:50PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im fucked rtight now og my pgf



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 18 2003 9:08PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Evidently.
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''mills, whats a copmuter? is it some special contraption that makes police quiet?''
-alpentalik

Don't be WACK
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Apr 18 2003 10:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
thanks tak,



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 18 2003 10:21PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yup, if i had a bed with the hottest chiks on the planet, i would never leave, and die of starvation there or something


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 18 2003 10:57PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
No, but you'd never be able to eat in china town again.

...meow...



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''mills, whats a copmuter? is it some special contraption that makes police quiet?''
-alpentalik

Don't be WACK
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Apr 18 2003 10:59PM
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Madhatter
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
that is a pretty sweet bike...where can I get one of those?

'One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar'
Apr 18 2003 11:22PM
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