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Would you rather? On NS

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
Asnwer the would you rather question and make your own up afterwards.

Would you rather drown to death or freeze to death?
Aug 25 2006 10:12AM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
not gonna lie, not big into "balls"

never eat meat again or sleep with condoleeza rice
Oct 16 2006 11:56AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
sleep with rice.

have to talk through a computer for the rest of your life or have to poop through your side
Oct 16 2006 1:00PM
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cork13
Posts: 439 - Karma: 11
talk though compueter...
I talk way to much.


would you rather be a pornstar for a day or be the pornstar director for a weeek?
Oct 16 2006 10:43PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
director, you'll get paid more, then comes the babes

would you rather eat out a girl on her period, or she shits when you hit it from behind?

now thats the real question
Nov 9 2006 1:57PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
shit hit behind... no blood

Would you rather get all of your teeth knocked out by a hammer, or eat out your grandmother....
Nov 9 2006 6:16PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
since she i s dead some milk would help down the ashes

would you rather titty fuck some mane boobs or screw a hot chick that has worms in her vaginal opening
Nov 9 2006 6:26PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
would you rather post in this or in the this opr that thread?
Nov 10 2006 11:47AM
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StarFire14
Posts: 346 - Karma: 30
deaf

would you rather have shrimp for nipples or have teeth made out of crayons?
Dec 6 2006 8:14PM
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StarFire14
Posts: 346 - Karma: 30
^shit, i was on the wrong page. scratch the deaf thing.
Dec 6 2006 8:15PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
crayon teeth. shrimp nips is fucked.
Dec 6 2006 8:16PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
oh. would you rather have a watermelon for a head or a pumpkin for an ass
Dec 6 2006 8:16PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
shrimp for nimples

Would you rather have sex with the hottest guy in the world or the ugliest chick in the world (assuming your a guy, if ur a girl, the oppisite)
Dec 6 2006 8:17PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
girl. at least its a vagina.

would you rather blow osamas head off with a .50 cal or punch him in the face until he dies?
Dec 6 2006 8:50PM
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ogou0287
Posts: 603 - Karma: 47
gun...not violent would you rather ski with world cup skis for the rest of your life or snowboard?
Dec 6 2006 9:05PM
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Geoff.
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 12
snowboard of course. would you rather fuck carmen electra or elisha cuthburt (sp)?
Dec 6 2006 9:14PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
carmen electra

would you rather get married or cut your balls off?
Dec 6 2006 9:16PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Same thing

Would you rather use the searchbar or create another one of these threads?
Dec 13 2007 1:35PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
wrestle chuck norris or hulk hogan  ?

(thread disser....)
Dec 13 2007 1:36PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Hulk.





Would you rather fuck a SMOKING girl and get Herpes or a super fat chick and be fine?
Dec 13 2007 1:41PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
aww cmon earn yer red wings hahahaah
Dec 13 2007 1:47PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Makes me think of american history x, the kerb-scene, i was like 12years when i saw it and i was really shocked for a long time...
Dec 13 2007 2:27PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
does it have to be one or the other? if so depends if im dying of aids or something then smoking chick but seeing as im fine and young i would have to go with a fat chick unfortunately
Dec 13 2007 3:45PM
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invaderskier36
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 41
i love ns
Dec 13 2007 3:50PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
oh whoops, loosing one leg or loosing one arm
Dec 13 2007 3:50PM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12
arm- i think

Paralyzed (neck down) or dead??
Dec 13 2007 3:55PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
dead.

thrown into a pit of venomus snakes, or into a pool of sharks
Dec 13 2007 4:12PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
pool of sharks


have your dick sucked by a guy, or suck a guys dick?
Dec 13 2007 4:39PM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12
its the giver not the taker whos gay - right??? neither

No skis or no snow??
Dec 13 2007 4:46PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
you can't say neither dude, you gotta pick

and no skis



drown or have a pendulum swing down 1/8 inch at a time at your chest?!
Dec 13 2007 5:04PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26
drown


would you rather ski at night or in the day
Dec 13 2007 5:26PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
ski in the day...


would you rather have all the money in the world or own/run a country
Dec 13 2007 5:39PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
i would own a country. then all the people would make me lots of money. =)
Dec 13 2007 5:47PM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
black ipod 
would you rather live without peatnut butter or cream cheese
Dec 13 2007 6:42PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
definatley cream cheese cream cheese can suck my dick

would you rather floss your teeth with floss that has pased through a dog or suck a dick!
Dec 13 2007 6:59PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
probably floss my teef

would you rather be able to spel good or be good looking and not able to turn left?
Dec 13 2007 7:15PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
it worked out alright for zoolander so i'd do that.

would you rather have perma-shin bang or a have permanent poison oak on your face.
Dec 13 2007 7:34PM
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willywally
Posts: 145 - Karma: 10
for surely snowblade and would you rather have it snow like a thousand + inches this year and get like 10the next or have it snow about 200 inches every year
Dec 13 2007 7:38PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
Would you rather have down syndrome or be born without legs or arms?
Dec 13 2007 7:45PM
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Therealbillus
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
AAh!  Fuck dude.
Dec 13 2007 8:31PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
would you rather bathe in feces ORRRRR have a pot of boiling water spill on your feet?????
Dec 13 2007 8:42PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Downs.

Would you rather fuck a gatorade bottle full of screws for 10 minutes, Or have a needle stuck up your dillhole and have pure chlorine injected into your urethra? (Pure chlorine burns like fuck on the skin, I fell into a pool with freshly poured chlorine when i was little, it burned like hell)
Dec 13 2007 8:43PM
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StarFire14
Posts: 346 - Karma: 30
well it doesnt really speak to me, but chlorine?

Swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate OR Swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
Dec 13 2007 9:02PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Haha we need a male to answer this
Dec 13 2007 9:04PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
i just vomited in my mouth
Dec 13 2007 9:04PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
would you rather be blind for 10 years on deaf for the rest of your life
Dec 13 2007 9:05PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
blind 10 years

would you rather cut off your nipples with sicors or put an exato knife under your thumb nail?
Dec 13 2007 9:09PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Exacto knife.

Would you rather shove a red hot needle into the white part of your eye or be castrated by a spoon?
Dec 13 2007 9:12PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
castrated cause it sounds less painful

would you rather be asian or a jew?
Dec 13 2007 9:22PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
Jew even though i am part palestinian. At least jew's dont drive bad
Dec 13 2007 9:36PM
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