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Would you rather? On NS

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 146
Asnwer the would you rather question and make your own up afterwards.

Would you rather drown to death or freeze to death?
Aug 25 2006 10:12AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
harvey

would you rather do a belly flop or a back flop off a 5m platform?
Aug 25 2006 3:27PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Back Flop fo sho.
Would you rather have sex with Samuel L. Jackson and him say lines from Snakes on a Plane while he climaxed, or have sex with your own mother?
Aug 25 2006 3:29PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
sameul l. jackson thats a given
whoever would fuck there own mom deserves to be butt raped by a large inmate
Aug 25 2006 3:30PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
Mr. jackson

would you rather die, or give a bj ( for non gay guys, and lesbos )
would you rahter die, or eat a pussy (for gay guys and women)
Aug 26 2006 2:13AM
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j.bird
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funniest post in the entire thread. hahahha
Aug 26 2006 4:26AM
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jp_draves
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 37
thats tough, i think what would sweeten the deal is if it was: Would You Rather Die, or Give A BJ to a Hobbo
Aug 26 2006 8:15AM
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Geoff.
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would you rather snowblade or not snowslide at all. (skiing snowboardin etc)
Aug 26 2006 8:39AM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
snowblade
Aug 26 2006 9:13AM
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ppcrider
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deaf
Aug 26 2006 10:42AM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
Would you rather become a moderator on NS or have sex with Pamela Anderson (once)?
Aug 26 2006 11:32AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ns moderator, i really dont wnat to end my alll my sex just to fuck pam, thats how they know aobut all of the STD's (SHES STUDIED)
Aug 26 2006 12:35PM
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StealthSteez
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Would you rather die young (50 ish, while you still have your health) or old (like 85 and feeble) ?
Aug 26 2006 12:59PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 512
amazing unknown skier who needs fame?
Aug 26 2006 2:02PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
prolly old 85ish, just to see my grand kids and all the stuff.

since noboyd answer my earlier question and i think its a toughy

would you rather die, or give a HOBO a bj( for non gay guys, and lesbos )
would you rahter die, or eat a HOBOS pussy (for gay guys and women)

thanks for the sudjestion
Aug 26 2006 2:11PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
pssh i give hobos bjs for rock all the time anyway
Aug 26 2006 2:15PM
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Legit
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 28
i would rather die
Aug 26 2006 2:16PM
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stevel
Posts: 1302 - Karma: 19
deaf and mute cuase i could still ski
Aug 26 2006 3:03PM
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Line-Freeskier
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
Drink too much or too little
Aug 26 2006 7:23PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
Toughie...I'm going to have to go with "too little" most of the time, but on occasion I'd have to go "too much".


Ok wait...fuck that. Too much!


WOULD YOU RATHER get caught masturbating by your parents or have them find sex toys in your underwear drawer?
Aug 26 2006 7:28PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
get cuaght beatin'
Aug 26 2006 7:39PM
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SteezePatrol
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you have to ask a question
Aug 26 2006 8:32PM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
bringing back this thread....


would you rather swallow a hot coal or walk on coals for a day?
Oct 9 2006 8:17PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Get caught beating

Would you rather have an elephante step on your genitals or nut a flaming rail while skiing naked?
Oct 9 2006 8:22PM
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Geoff.
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wow what horrible options haha. i think i would take nut a flaming rail and still have a slight chance of keeping my balls.


would you rather ski the east 60 days a year or the west 20 days a year. (any mtn)
Oct 9 2006 8:31PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 416
ski the east 60 days a year. watch meathead and youll see why

would you rather:
have your nipples pierced or your tongue pierced, along with your belly buttom (assuming youre a guy)

for a girl-grow a mustache or have your hair be stuck in a mullet forever
Oct 9 2006 8:49PM
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shagalabagala
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east sixty days a year fo sho...
would you rather be sponsored by armada, or oakley
Oct 9 2006 8:50PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
oakley. armada riders in the area can suck my dick...around here, armada is the meaning of poser.
Oct 9 2006 8:52PM
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akerbacker
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u never asked a question
Oct 9 2006 8:53PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
oakley. armada riders in the area can suck my dick...around here, armada is the meaning of poser.

Would you rather have a night to yourself with a drugged-out jessica alba, or a real life walking talking pam anderson.
Oct 9 2006 8:54PM
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akerbacker
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would u rather be able to keep 100,00 dollars and kill a puppy, or not kill the dog and get nothing at all?
Oct 9 2006 8:54PM
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720laxskier
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goodbye puppy...
would you rather eat out a dudes asshole covered in grape jelly or eat out a dudes asshole covered in whipped cream?
Oct 9 2006 8:56PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
def the grape jelly
that made me laugh
ummm
how bout
would you rather fuck a goat in the ass and get 1000 dollars or get 5,000,000,000 and do a baby. a fucking baby.
Oct 9 2006 9:00PM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
whiped cream

would you rather jerk of on your friends mom or your friends dad
Oct 9 2006 9:01PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
Baby, hands down.
Oct 9 2006 9:01PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
yah thats what my principle said too.
Oct 9 2006 9:07PM
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jimmychung
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umm mom.

would you rather live on an incredible mountain are with absolutely no snow or in a completely flat area with tons of snow?

Oct 9 2006 9:08PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
tons of snow, buy a snowmobile.
Oct 9 2006 9:11PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
where the fuck is your question
Oct 9 2006 9:19PM
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awsomecoolguy
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your banded from this thread "you never ask another question"
i'll start it over
the same chick for the rest of your life that could do every thing perfect the way you liked it or endless virgens that completely sucked at sex
Oct 9 2006 11:26PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
I'd have to say same chick (assuming she had the kama sutra memorized)

WOULD YOU RATHER...be a snowblader or a telemarketer?
Oct 9 2006 11:30PM
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n-o
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telemarketer.

would you rather have to fuck an electric eel, or punch your head through a computer screen.
Oct 10 2006 8:53AM
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Unbalanced_au
Posts: 382 - Karma: 10
Fuck an electric eel.

Would you prefer to have the internet and a normal life, but NO SKIING WHAT SO EVER, or
Be isolated from the rest of the world, but live on a sick mountain with snow 24/7 and the maddest ski's that just magically appear. but no contact with the outside world..
Oct 10 2006 9:56AM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Normal Life.

Would you rather do a dog in the ass or a cat?
Oct 10 2006 10:07AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Your mom.

Would you rather have no hands or no legs
Oct 10 2006 11:05AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
no hands

Beat off with sandpaper or get kicked in the nuts penalty kick style?
Oct 10 2006 12:08PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
beat off wiht sandpaper. cant be worse than that donkey i fucked yesterday

would you rather sit through 2 days of gay porn or have 2 gay guys fuck next to you for 3 hours?
Oct 10 2006 8:55PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4359 - Karma: 1,382
2 days of gay porn you cant be raped by a tv.

Would u rather not be able to drink or smoke for the rest of ur life or have to get wasted everyday for the rest of ur life?
Oct 10 2006 9:00PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
not be able to drink or smoke

would you rather snowboard or snowblade
Oct 10 2006 9:02PM
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awsomecoolguy
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defiatly wouldent ever drink or smoke again "but i kinda planed on it anyways"

take a whole semester long class that you never had home work or have to write a book on some subject that you had to put countless hours into studdying
Oct 10 2006 9:04PM
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Geoff.
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 12
snowboard.

would you rather snowboard anywhere (park, bc) or still ski but you cant ride park or freestyle pow
Oct 10 2006 9:04PM
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