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White jokes?

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actchill
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not tryin to be madd rascit but do white jokes even exsit? i never heard any
Aug 24 2006 12:04PM
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n.i.c.k.
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well theres white trash jokes, but i dont know about any pure white jokes
Aug 24 2006 12:06PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
redneck jokes?
Aug 24 2006 12:27PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
Why did the boy have light skin?........he was white.

LOLOLOLROFLOGOMGOMGLOLOLOLOL!O!K!&^@%!@LKSROFL!!!!
Aug 24 2006 12:34PM
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soulskier
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there was a tv show where blacks and white switched lives, and got make up and everything, the whites with black makeup went to see a black comedian, and yes, there are some
Aug 24 2006 1:07PM
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Mezmerize19
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God.... there was this one guy on comedy central presents who made a couple. I dont remeber the joke but heres how it went down after it "You see there are some of you who are with me. You can see that this is going to be a twisty road. and some of you are like NO! No I can take a good nigger joke but that white devil stuff....nope. nah ah."
Aug 24 2006 1:14PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
yeha i wanted to see some good white jokes.  dave chapelle tried to do some, but...i didn't se how they made fun of white people....it was just sorta like kaay......
Aug 24 2006 1:32PM
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XXL_Steeze
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Here is a nigger one (PS I'm not racist):
How long does it take for a nigga bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
Another:
When is the only time you smile at a nigger?
Through the scope sight on your rifle.
Aug 24 2006 1:55PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
how do you stop an indian from drowning???
take uo foot off his head
Aug 24 2006 2:16PM
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skiatgore69
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 27
what did the white guy do before his blood test
...he studied
Aug 24 2006 4:23PM
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skiatgore69
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 27
www.yourjokes.net/White%20Jokes--White%20One%20Liners.html
Aug 24 2006 4:24PM
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wuestinator
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What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
Aug 24 2006 4:30PM
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wuestinator
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What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Aug 24 2006 4:30PM
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NFproductions
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i liked the one about the snake
Aug 24 2006 4:31PM
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leckett1
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no. just no.
Aug 24 2006 4:40PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
ahahahahahaha

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Aug 24 2006 4:41PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i laughed about that one too
Aug 24 2006 4:51PM
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Redstar
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9
And locked in 3...2...1....
Aug 24 2006 8:17PM
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philipc
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hahahaha
Aug 24 2006 9:05PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
whats the difference between a dead dog on the the road and a dead black person in the road.......the dog has skid marks leading up to it
Aug 24 2006 9:40PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
ya, i laughed out loud to that one. if u can make fun of races, what can you make fun of? cmon u only live once!
Aug 25 2006 4:33AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
dave chapelle?
Aug 25 2006 7:05AM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
were do you hide something you dont want a black person to find............his work boots



what can a pizza do that a black guy cant.......feed a family of four


why did so many blacks die in the cival war.....when the general shouted get down they all started dancing
Aug 25 2006 12:06PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

jeaaaaaaaaaaa
Aug 25 2006 2:05PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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how about non-interchangeble jokes this isnt family guy.

why is there cotton in the tylenol bottle?
to remind niggers they picked cotton before they did drugs
Aug 25 2006 2:11PM
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