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groundhogs aren't as smart as you think
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so this one time there was this groundhog in this culvert thing... so my bro went to one end and set up a noose type thing outa rope... and I went to the other end and lit a fire. so yea.... the smoke filled the hole up and we could hear the little piggy caughing and shit... then the smoke stoped at the end where my bro was... and yea... the little guy struggled out, and my brother pulled the rope... I heard a big bang as it got knocked out on the top of the culvert. so yea we dragged him out and he was smoking and shit. then like an hour later he came too tried to bite me, and then we let him go. yep.
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i got bit a big fucken goose,man it fucken hurt
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rabies!!
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geeses dont have rabies
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i was refering to the ground hogs. geeses... please. everyone knows it's geesi.
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no,geeses
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i like puppies
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no man, my friends dad found out we were goin out to shoot groundhogs with beebee guns and he told his son that ne thing he killed he had to eat, and his son fuckin believed him, so he goes out and gets this fat gopher right in the neck, 5 mins later he was walking back home, gun in one hand, gopher in the other
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some skateboarding magazine had a harpooned swan. but i'm a vegetarian so i cried.
Brody
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haha, almost like caddy shack...
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i like hedgehogs!
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We were walking yesterday and this groundhog was sitting in his hole just staring at us for like 5 minutes. So we stared back. I don't think he could actually see far enough to know we were there though...
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'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'
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give a seagull some alka selzter,they blow up hahaha
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lol you guyz r crazy....but still mad funny
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no
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no dan, the groundhogs on campus are pretty tame and used to people being around! i went up to one and it didn't move until i was about 2 ft from it! i chased the little bastard all through the quad! booze=good times!
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i hit one with a golfball
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groundhogs, they dont cry-ie-ie. they dont cry. groundhogs.. they dont cry.
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Ways to kill a goundhog:
1)hit with a bat
2)hit it with an axe
3)hit it with a machete
4)hit it with a Volant ski
4)stab it with a butcher knife
5)stab it with a steak knife
6)stab it with a butter knife
7)try to run over it
8)have it try to run over you, than kick its ass.
9)Kick its ass
10)Kick it with an ass.
11)Make an asshat out of it.
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