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Oakley SKIS!?

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caleBCaleb
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i heard somewhere that they're coming out with skis in 2004. whats this all about? I think the skis called the stealth

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Apr 17 2003 12:39AM
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Papa
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really? sounds sweet. i wouldn't doubt it though, why wouldn't they. they already make clothing and sponsor a ton of athletes it's probably a smart move
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i wont believe it till i see it
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Apr 17 2003 12:54AM
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i almost guarantee that it's just a rumour and nothing more.

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Apr 17 2003 1:03AM
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woodencrate83
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wouldn't be surprised to see oakley skis
Apr 17 2003 2:03AM
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Jib_This
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Straight off the SMS Camps forum:

oakley stealth
April 8 2003 at 4:41 PM Anonymous (no login)


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is oakley coming out with a ski?


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Re: oakley stealth April 13 2003, 3:04 PM

The ski will not be out untill 2004, Right now we are testing a mogul ski but there are plans for a twin tip.




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Apr 17 2003 2:52AM
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Jib_This
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Of course, anything said online is ALWAYS true...




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Apr 17 2003 3:04AM
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pocket-rocket
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thats a rumour..they arent.
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Apr 17 2003 8:25AM
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pocket-rocket
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by the way, i just checked to make sure that it was really a rumor, and in fact, the oakley people told me that there would be no reason for doing a mogul ski, because anyways, they stopped all the sponsorship program in that sport, and anyways...a ski...whatever!!
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Apr 17 2003 3:33PM
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K_2
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It would be sweet if they came out with skis.
Apr 17 2003 4:04PM
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Papa
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well why not, scott makes skis
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Apr 17 2003 5:40PM
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Prins
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wow because armada isn't an oakley ski...

Look at the team, look at the artwork, don't you see the common riders and style? I mean oakley is ibergs biggest sponsor.
Apr 17 2003 6:57PM
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Jib_This
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^and it starts, AGAIN...




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Apr 17 2003 7:04PM
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Sean14456
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i heard that armada was acutally owned by salmon who is being run by oakley and that salomon just wanted to appear core, so they started armada and then rossi got involved, and they own dynastar so dynastar was in on it, and that the ar5 was actualyl similar in design to the elan airtwist, and fisher then designed the topsheets, so its like the hybrid ski, its got a little bit of every company in it.


so the real deal is that oakley is planning on stealing a bunch of skis and putting oakley on it. oakley skis.




AND because this is the internet, all of the above has to be true

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Apr 17 2003 8:36PM
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pocket-rocket
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ok..OAKLEY=NO SKI..

MAY be, i said MAY BE, we could beleive the shit if it wasnt a mogul ski, but it makes it even more stupid!
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Apr 17 2003 9:18PM
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west
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no no no...Sean is right. but he forgot that all of them are organized by taco bell, who will be coming out with a Osama bin Laden pro model in 2010





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BrodyLeven
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lol Sean very well put. Thanks for clearing that up.


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Apr 17 2003 10:18PM
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schlonginator
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Osama pro model....wow that sounds hard core!! I bet they be bomb proof shit!
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IHOP
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if oakley came out with skis then it would have soo much useless shit in it, also they would jack up the prices
Apr 17 2003 10:39PM
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petek
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thats perhaps one of the dumbest rumours ever. They are NOT a sports equipment manufacturer, and even if they were, would they build such a relatively unpopular item?


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Apr 17 2003 11:01PM
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Sean14456
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oakley makes sports equipment..............

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Apr 17 2003 11:28PM
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ESB
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Dude, Osama pro models would be sick... but you probably wouldn't be able to find them in the first place.

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Apr 18 2003 12:15AM
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JayDC7
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i already have oakley skis, i found them.
Apr 18 2003 2:21AM
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NoTeefa
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oakley osama pro's

i love it


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WIfreeskier
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haha can't you see osama with a pair of some Oakley Over-The-Tops on his head. that would be hilarious.
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Apr 18 2003 12:13PM
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west
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no oakley doesn't make sports equipment. they buy blanks from tons of companies and put their logo on it. they make some of their own outerwear, but thats it





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Apr 18 2003 12:26PM
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WIfreeskier
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they make a mountainbiking glove...
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Apr 18 2003 4:03PM
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Matty.
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the osama pros would have like a button to make a huge force field so no one could kill him from the charlift


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Apr 18 2003 4:38PM
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petek
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hockey gloves are considered sport accessories, equipment is things u need to play a sport. You need a stick for hockey, do they design sticks? No. You do not need gloves to play hockey


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Apr 18 2003 6:34PM
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1080enemy
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Osama pro model= super rare(not sure if they still exist or not), bomb proof, camo topsheets (looks like pow), base looks like the sky(so it can't be seen), can only be mounted by 'goat' bindings, soon to be followed by an outerwear line designed by oakley.
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Apr 18 2003 8:00PM
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WIfreeskier
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yeah and the coolest thing about this new Oakley clothing lineup for Osama is the Turbin with headphones in it.
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Apr 18 2003 9:07PM
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Mr.Cheese
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ha, osama is the man, the skies will be so populare that no one will know it exists, and when we find out it'll already be gone, now that would be great

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Apr 18 2003 9:24PM
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dspin7x
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why would oakley come out with a mogul ski first anyway the days of mogul skiing are over
Apr 18 2003 9:41PM
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ESB
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no they arent.

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Apr 19 2003 12:34AM
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JayDC7
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i ski osama pros because allah tells me too
Apr 19 2003 2:02AM
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hahhahahha




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Apr 19 2003 8:31AM
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Sean14456
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ahaha, brlliant julian

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Apr 19 2003 12:25PM
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i can tell ya that the top sheets of armada are made by dave levin but other then that i don't know who disigns the skies

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Apr 19 2003 2:49PM
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JayDC7
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god designs the skies
Apr 19 2003 5:10PM
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strode
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you guys the osama pro model is strictly for skiing on sand--they also come with a free turban with each pair
Apr 19 2003 11:30PM
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spinks
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umm, i have Oakley skis.


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Apr 21 2003 10:04PM
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Hedekar
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When does the saddam pro model come out???





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Apr 22 2003 2:30AM
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Sean14456
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there will be no sadamm pro model due to disagreements over foreign politics

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Apr 22 2003 8:57AM
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CrystalineSkier
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Maybe they're only selling them in Iraq. . . .which would make sense if they were sand-skis. fat motha's fo sure

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jman
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I would buy a pair, but they would need to be in about 170cm, so you can take them into a cave.
Apr 25 2003 3:53PM
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sherLocke
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oakley is not gonna make skiis, it makes no sense. whoever thinks they are is just retarted. Wouldnt they tackle a more popular sport first? and if they did make skiis it would be another companies ski with an oakley topsheet and thats it. they wouldn't build a warehouse just for ski production. we should also listen to pocket-rocket, he seems to know what hes talking about and it also seems hes in somewhere on the ski industry.
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Apr 26 2003 1:41PM
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Sean14456
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they arent GOING to make them, they ALREADY did make them. the osama pros. so underground(literally, hidden in caves) you might never hear about the.





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Apr 26 2003 4:32PM
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JayDC7
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huh? wha? oakley skis? where? how much?
Apr 26 2003 5:24PM
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Sean14456
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ssssshhhh dont ask julian, dont ask.
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Apr 26 2003 5:29PM
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Trollerboy
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It's actually plausible. I read somewhere that Oakley was going to be the next investor in the Karhu/Line complex but it fell through. If that's true, Oakley's interest in extending the brand is more a 'when' than an 'if.'

That being said, I haven't seen any Oakley skis.


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fdsa
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I have the WMD pro models. I know they're around here somewhere, but I can't find them.
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