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Snakes really kill people on a plane
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i was reading through a maxim and there was an article about snakes on a plane and it said tht people die each year from poisiones snakes tht crawl onto planes and bit people while they sleep
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Guys, he read it somewhere. it HAS to be true.
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I know. I read in a magazine that Santa went into a house and raped 3 children. I just can't believe it.
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Yeah I also read on some internet site that there was a flight going from Hong Kong to amsterdam, and when they were searching someones bag there was what seemed to be a toy snaked in it, but then they looked again and it moved, found it int a cardboard box thingy with holes. They said it coulda have escaped the bag and killed people... Could have been true, sounds legit.
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im tempted o bring one on so i can reak havok
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look everyone its the kid who boned a girl while dancing
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^hes never going to live that one down is he
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ive heard that too. the they crawl up through the landing gear and stuff
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in Maxim nonetheless, the almighty source of authentic information.
didn't you get enough boobs from your most recent brouhaha?
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exactly what i was thinking
hey did you bone the snake?
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haha you need to get banned man.
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more people die each year from sick and peverted rapes like the one you recently participated in. you make me sick!
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Samuel L. Jackson throws them up the stairs.
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The second I saw the name to that movie I knew I would never watch it.
LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME
woop de fucking do snakes. hollywood is all out of ideas
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Back in march i read an article in my local paper about this guy in Pennsylvania. He was flying his Cessna and he had to make an emergency landing becuase there was a snake in the cockpit. The very next day i saw the preview for snakes on a plane.
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hey, i remember that, and i live in cali.
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i woudn't doubt that snakes can kill people on plains, and do, cause think about cargo plains and shit, and i dunno, sounds like its plosible.
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its true my friend also told me about that
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At every post this kid writes everyone gets so angry. This might be a sign that you should think a little more about what you write.
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hahahaha. i read that a little kid was eating a sandwich in chicago and it came to life and smacked him in the face. true story. mmhmm
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dude when i read that i was and still am eating a sandwhich now i'm scared to take a bite
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That story came from Maxim? that IS bullshit
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"Peter, are you sure it was in a book? Are you sure it wasn't....nothing?"
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dude if its printed in maxim, its the trufe
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a plane crashed in this backyard in my town not too long ago. it was a small single engine plane, and apparently the pilot walked away unharmed
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Hahaha, that made me laugh so hard. Anyways, back to being easily amused by pointless threads such as this...
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werd, they wouldnt write it if it wasnt true
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ya that probably isnt true. snakes getting onto a plane when people barely can.
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yes cyz we all know snakes an ppl are the same size..
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hahaha. ever hear of "Weekly World News"?
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reading is overrated....who actually reads maxim?
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i dont i just read playboys and once in a while when they have a hot playmate like Vidda Guerra and Sarah Underwood ill take a look at the centerfold hahah they have funny jokes in that shit oh ya snakes on play LIES ide believe it if it were spiders and it wasnt from a magazine thats ment to be jerked off to
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