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Favorite Scene From Snaks on a Plane
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What is your favorite scene from snakes on a plane? I would hafta go with when the snake bites the guys dick and the guy yells "you fucking dick....you bit my dick" or the classic snake bite to the nipple.
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the 15 minute long scene of snakes fucking everyone up.
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i would have to say...
o wait, i didnt go see that piece of shit movie
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yea i would say snake bite on the nipple or the classic "i have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!"
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hey...hey.... that was unnecisary you got to see it before you hate on it
bitch
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IT'S TIME TO ROLL DOWN SOME WINDOWS was a pretty good line
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shut the ufk up with snakes on a plane movie. fuck this is worse than napoleon dynamite
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actually, i think i liked the spork scene the most.
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probably the stupidest movie and the stupidest idea for a movie ever
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yes proabably but that is why i want to go there just so i can laugh my ass off at the crappy plot and retard things that happens
going to see it 2morrow, already have it planned out with my friends
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Damn you i was going to say that one.
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my favorite part was when i decided to go see John Tucker Must Die instead...now that's a good movie
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prolly when the guy puts the snake in the microwave
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I liked when the light went out and in the background u can just hear someone say "ahh its the snakes!!" hahaha
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hahaha YES! that and "I deal wiht life and death situations everyday and im very GOOD at it"
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how rad was rick the co pilot? too bad he died...
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haha i love how he was dying adn his arm was 5 times its regular size but he was still hitting on the chick
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when the snake bites that bitches tit
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all the akward hitting on people when there about to die
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i like when the snake came out of the dead doctors head...how ironic
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you people who knock this movie take what we say so literally. chill the fuck out its the funniest shit ever
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yea i think i might haveta agree with that... samuel l said the word spork... how sweet is that !?
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ahahha definatly that one
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the part where they said 'snakes' the most, cuase sasha, nick and i were drinking every time they said snakes and we got drunnk thanks to that scene. fuck i love that movie
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i liked the part with the snakes on the plane
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when samuel says he is tired of muthafukin snakes on a mothafukin plane, i also like how all the snakes have horns and fangs.
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yo samuel l jackson is a fucking pimp. he told the directors that the only way he would od the movie was if they called it snakes on a plane. they had 700 snakes on the set, and he wouldnt get within 30 ft. of them. me and my buddies rolled to the opening show and snuck in some steele reserve 40s. IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!!!
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^^ some snakes actually have horns besides the best line was after he landed the plane. "fuck his high score, and fuck him"
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definitely the best
or when that monster snake bites the guys johnson
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they part where the fuckin guy kicked me out in the intro cuz he is gay and wouldnt let me stay cuz i wasnt 18
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the part were the rich dude chucks the dog "mary kay" at the snake and it eats it
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when they all go up the stairs in the plane and someone says their all gonna die and sammy said "IM NOT" what a tough guy
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haha ya how could i forget
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when the flight attendant wants to suck the venom out of the black guy's ass.
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that movie fucking sucked
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and then has a hot ass gf in the end
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it sounds like the gayest fucking movie ever. and the previews just made it look even worse. why would you waste your money on this?
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haha, i love that too. the girl flight attendants are just like.....uhh, oh.
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ur a fucking retard, shut up
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the only thing that didn't get bitten, was the poon-tang.
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"oh great, snakes on crack"
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i thought that used to look good...but it looks MAD GAY
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most fun i have had in a movie theater this year.... thank god i didnt waste my time and money on another syriana instead. MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON A PLANE!
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hahah, that whole scene with sam and the other black guy in the cockpit is genius.
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the best is when the gopher snake eats that one guy and just goes from the top and swallows the whole fucking head
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