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Snakes on a plane=most epic movie of all time
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sorry to make another thread.
but i just got back from the premiere and it was honestly great.
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i fuckin did too
it involves snakes, pot, tits with nipple action, samuel L jackson,and keenan thompson flying a plane
along with the worst cast ever to make this the most spectacular movie of the new millenium
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the 15 minutes where everyone was just getting slaughtered was honestly the best movie scene that has ever been made
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plus the little kid that straight got bit in the face
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a guy got deepthroated by a russels viper
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that was his arm...
The dick bite was honestly the most brutal thing evar.
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half the theatre was standing in awe during the movies with huge cheers for uber macho lines from Samuel L Jackson or the fag extreme sports junkie
samuel l jackson also surfs in the movie
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could we get a sticky on this thread PLZ
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ohhh your right, i kept forgetting because at first it looked like it him him in the face
i was really rooting for more brutality
i wanted to see everyone except kenan and sam jackson go down.
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that was sick how that ladies' tongue got all disgusting like after she got bit on the mouth
the herpatologist was pretty awesome too
i wanted to see the anaconda take down the fucking plane
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best part- that dog getting tossed and swallowed whole.
actually nevermind, choosing one moment as the best in that movie doesn't give it justice
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it doesnt but i high fived like 10 people behind me after i saw that shit, it was sick when the anaconda swallowed the guys face
and i laughed so hard during the asian mobster scenes, because they were so ludicrous
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i do not understand why anyone would want to see this movie, honestly why the fuck would you make a movie about snakes attacking a plane, playing stupid!
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I think the heel in the ear was my favorite. Or when the dude got eaten. Or the nipple bite. Or when sam was tired of the motherfuckin snakes on the motherfuckin plane. It was pretty epic.
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no, no.
just stop.
your making a fool of yourself. because this is fucking amazing
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hahahaha yea or the guy whose jugular got sliced by a S Pelligrino glass
or when the flight attendant akwardly covers up the body of the dead flight attendant hahahahahhaa
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What's your favorite movie?
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or how they were using makeshift flame throwers on a plane.
and how NOBODY flew out of the pane with a gaping whole in the side
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probably something gay like youve got mail or Drumline
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you got served
or
crossroads
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Honestly I had no intention in seeing it, but I did.
I didnt expect much. The crowd was reaally into it and cheered a lot.
Most of the dialog was really funny and the stuff looked real as it could get
It was much better than I ever expected it to be. It was funny and there was more to it than just snakes on a plane.
Some quick tips about flying on a plane with snakes:
Girls-Don't take your shirt off of a snake will bit your nipple
Guys-Don't go piss or it will give you a harsh BJ
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where the heart is or Jersey Girl
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did anyone else notice how ridiculous it was that the raft held off that huge fucking anaconda and all the other snakes for like half the movie
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yea, does anyone know if the hot indian died??
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the one that did the olive oil shit and sucked the venom out of the kid?
because i was really campaigning for his death
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if this isn't sticky tonight, it will be when everyone sees it tomorrow.
because they'll know we're right
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no dude the lady who they show almost get bitten by the snake as soon as they were unleashed but then right as it struck lifts her leg up and crosses them INDIAN STYLE pun not intended
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hahaha i dont think they showed her again?
and just on a side note, id have kenan thompson fly me anyday, even though he doesn't have the high score...everyone knew that he had no idea how to fly as SOON as he got mentioned...he was all about that psp
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samuel L jackson has 9 sex scenes alone in this movie
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the gay/straight dude microwave scene was just completely awkward
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i dont think shit explodes in microwaves.....samuel L jackson also beats back like 48 snakes with a huge black dildo
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how about when you found out that guy had a girlfriend?
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you knew the movie was going to be great when those asian ma fuckas came to the door, and sam jackson comes out of NOWHERE and saves the day
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that was more shocking than when samuel l jackson shoots the surfer douche
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that whole time I was like "Shooting the snake seems kind of unnecessary.
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the guy from out cold would get so beat up, and still be flirting with that flight attendant.
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wait does SAMUEL JACKSON die in the end?
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WHAT A STUPID QUESTION
he is samuel jackson. do you really think he can die
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i assumed this meant that they did go down. but yea you cant excpet SAMUEL JACKSON to die
P.S. does anyone when saying SAMUEL JACKSON outloud always yell it out? Ever since Dave Chappelle's SAMUEL JACKSON beer, i can't help but yell his name instead of just say it
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that was the best moive off all time this thread needs to be a sticky omg it was epic i cheered and stayed past the credits
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God i wanna see this movie but i dont wanna waist my money
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Fuck I would never, ever waste money on a movie like this, but I think wasting 2 hours of my life at it would be almost as bad.
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BEST MOVIE EVER. I am SICK AND TIred OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE! and the gay guy had a girlfriend!
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he died in Deep Blue See. Maw fucka went and got digested by a shark.
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so good. everyone go see it... STICKY please
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haha, classic movie. i got a great laugh out of it
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Is it weird, that that movie actually scared the shit out of me??
I think I'm goign to go see it a different night, when there's more people in the theatre.. There was actually like, 15 people in the whole place when I saw it, so ghetto.
Fucking AMAZING film though!
I laughed the hardest when samuel l jackson was all "you got any cutlery?"
and the stewardess was like "no, just these"
and then he was like "... SPORKS?!"
hahahaha, jesus fuck that was amazing
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I went into the theatre hoping to see a great movie and expecting to see a lame movie. And it surpassed my greatest hopes. It. Was. Legendary.
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