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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i fucking hate skunks my dog just got sprayed for the second time, i hate this shit everthing smell for like 4 weeks. i swear skunks fukin own everything no matter what animal it is or what gun you have its gonna get you in the end, fuck i gotta go bathe the stinky ass dog now, any tips for geting rid of stench would be awesome
Aug 16 2006 11:30PM
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daoneandonlychik
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ewww
Aug 16 2006 11:31PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
I feel you man my neighborhood is overrun with them. I heard that the wildlife people will give you like 14 bucks for every dead skunk you bring in and if thats true i could make a fucking bussiness
Aug 16 2006 11:33PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
awww word, my brother just bough a badass pellet gun im gonna go fuck some of those bitches up.
Aug 16 2006 11:35PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
use tomatoe sauce, pour it on the dog and rub it in its fur. thatll take the smell out. has happened to my dog before
Aug 16 2006 11:42PM
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prosnurfer
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dude if u pee on ur dog the smell will go away. i swear to god. my lil bro got sprayed once and he just rubbed piss in to his skin and the smell went away.
Aug 17 2006 12:28AM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
some fucking skunk sprayed randomy outside my downstairs window tonight...i was pissed
Aug 17 2006 12:29AM
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fukeneh
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i heard it works for bad breath too..
Aug 17 2006 12:31AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
get a real gun. a pellet gun will do nothing against a skunk unless you hit it in the head
Aug 17 2006 2:04AM
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d-loc
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i love skunk smell, whenever i smell it on a drive i inhale mass.

smells like the diggity dank.

oh wait all you smoking is brown nasty crap right?
Aug 17 2006 9:20AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
i have a 22 also...
Aug 17 2006 12:04PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
blow there fucken heads off!
Aug 17 2006 12:08PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Aug 17 2006 12:11PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
I saw a skunk last night i was praying that it wouldnt spray me and it didnt.
Aug 17 2006 12:26PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
wtf
Aug 17 2006 12:35PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
i bet dans loved every second of it. but thats still fucked up
Aug 24 2006 12:55AM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 58
dude i got chased by a skunk once it sucked
Aug 24 2006 1:00AM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
My friend was trying to steal a bike and a skunk chased him .

funny shit
Aug 24 2006 1:09AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
thats what u get
Aug 24 2006 1:13AM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 58
your friend deserves it
Aug 24 2006 1:26AM
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