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GhostfaceKillah
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k so zombies scare the shit out of me, and the thing i fear most in life is if there was ever a zombie attack like in dawn of the dead (i just watched that movie so it inspired this thread)

the question i pose to you is: IF there was a zombie attack, WHAT would you do?
Aug 14 2006 5:51PM
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zylstra
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i'd tell him theres a comfy coffin over there go lay down.
BIATCH
Aug 14 2006 5:53PM
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kirky*
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shut up
Aug 14 2006 5:53PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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its a perfectly legitimate question. either think of something constructive to say or dont say it at all shitstain
Aug 14 2006 5:55PM
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kirky*
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sorry dude, but i woudl do what they did in shaun of the dead
Aug 14 2006 5:58PM
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zylstra
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"i saw the light dude...and i was like, wow. but then i was just like fuck it its too far away." so thats how hes the undead
Aug 14 2006 6:02PM
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joshbryant
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Play Dead Rising, it's good practice for when zombies attack.
Aug 14 2006 6:04PM
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timmi
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isnt that idle hands?
Aug 14 2006 6:47PM
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SteveStepp
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and resident evil
Aug 14 2006 7:08PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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they dont know how to open doors, so id hide like, in an office building
Aug 14 2006 7:12PM
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leckett1
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id probably shit my pants...then i dont know what. id probably lock myself in a room or something and if they got in id fend them off with my chainsaw (i have one)
Aug 14 2006 8:55PM
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Elijah.
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I'd go raid a gun store and fuck those bitches up.
Aug 14 2006 10:16PM
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wdbo.
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what do you do when you run out of gas for it?
Aug 14 2006 10:20PM
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Elijah.
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Make a run for the nearest gas station of course.

Aug 14 2006 10:32PM
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010
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you pee in it. and if that doesnt work then you pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them
Aug 14 2006 10:33PM
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leckett1
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it still provides a heavy battering ram
Aug 14 2006 10:34PM
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SteveStepp
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if ANY zombie came near me, id hit them in the face
Aug 14 2006 11:09PM
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meggles
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hahaha yes
Aug 14 2006 11:12PM
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StevenSegal
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I'd totally fuck a hot zombie chick, anyone else.

I'f no then i'm gonna be rolling in the zombie poon
Aug 14 2006 11:46PM
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Spritz
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i absolutely love that game. and if a zombie attack ever really did happen, i would have the time of life just going around blowing their heads off with shotguns. so just remember that, ALWAYS go for the head.
Aug 15 2006 1:15AM
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imotion
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hahahahaha


Id just steal a boat.
Aug 15 2006 1:17AM
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imotion
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Actually, i take it back.

Id first go Spend all my money on gas and shit

Then loot, then go live up in the mountains till shit cooled off it ever did.

Id run a mountain bymyself.

Cus if you think of it this way.

In a big ass city, with zombies.......your fucked, you yokles out in the farms and shit.

Your gonna have a zombie fucking with you like every 2 months.




Id just whoop ass and steal guns then go out west. or to a mtn
Aug 15 2006 1:20AM
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St.Steezy
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I'd go chill in the artic, humans don't even want to live there why would zombies.
Aug 15 2006 1:22AM
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grubix2
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http://www.zombiehunters.org/

Everything you need to know. their moto is:

"We Make Dead Things Deader"

I fucking love anything and everything to do with zombies and killing them. I own almost every zombie movie made. And resident evil might be one of the sweetest things ever. Although I am a little pissed the movies don't reflect the games more. I might drop the money for PS3 just to play resident evil 5. I'd honostly start a resident evil cult on here, but i'd imagine there isn't that much of a following worthy enough for a cult.

Oh and the dude that said about the shotgun and blowing their heads off... c'mon dude... what you get 6 shells and then you need to spend 20 whole seconds reloading. Need something accurate with a high rate of fire, and a clip mag. All it takes is a 9MM through the head to drop the bastards.

HK-5 + taped double flip clip + laser sight = OWNED


Aug 15 2006 1:31AM
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imotion
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^ your weird kid haha
Aug 15 2006 1:32AM
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KillerMonkey
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def hide out in the mountains on some ski resort and ski everyday.
Aug 15 2006 1:36AM
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grubix2
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if by weird you mean prepared then yes...



haha I'm just playin dude. yeah I love resisdent evil, but i'm not a member of that site or anything. I stumbled across it looking for info on resident evil 5. I do research in a lab, so it's just fun, cause the guys I work with and I joke about it all the time. The guys in the lab down the hall are really shady and weird, so we joke with them about if they are developing the T-virus.





Aug 15 2006 1:41AM
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mattster
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haha do you work for umbrella corp dude ?
Aug 15 2006 2:10AM
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grubix2
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haha close... the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center.
Aug 15 2006 7:21AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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exactly man. everyone calls me crazy for stressing over zombies, but man its better to be safe than sorry. we'll see who's laughing when they're getting their faces torn off by some badass motherfucking zombies.
Aug 15 2006 8:02AM
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skifiend
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blast them
Aug 15 2006 9:04AM
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skogenjake
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are you kidding me? i want a zombie attack. we totally can win. so many power tools and shit could be used, itd be so fun. go to the sporting goods store, get some gats...itd rock the shit
Aug 15 2006 10:36AM
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jibmaster_josh
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shoot em in the head, them burn em
Aug 15 2006 1:30PM
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meggles
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eww now i would imagine they would smell pretty bad.
Aug 15 2006 8:27PM
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Elijah.
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The sequal to Snakes on a Plane:
Zombies on a boat!
"We got motha fuckin Zombies on the motha fuckin BOAT!"
Samuel L. Jackson just fucking those bitches up. Man that would be a sweet movie.
Aug 15 2006 11:13PM
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SkiCrzy
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Shaun of the dead is a great movie
Aug 15 2006 11:29PM
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bighit
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i had the illest dream about zombies...it was illl!
Aug 16 2006 10:06AM
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mattster
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somebody google the zombie survival scenario quiz

its good shit, i think i did pretty good
Aug 16 2006 1:09PM
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Spritz
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I see your point on the whole 20 second reloading, but it is quite fun when you cantake out about 3 Zombies in one shot with a shotgun. And you gotta be accurate with a smaller gun because i fyou hit anything other than their brain, they're still coming after your ass.
Aug 16 2006 1:50PM
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