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Utah's gay

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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
i dont know why all you kids are so stoked on utah, yeah the skiing's pretty good, but there's other places with skiing just as good and its not in mormon ass utah with its 3.2% beer, scary police, and in a desert
Aug 13 2006 1:51PM
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Jul.Roc.Ski.
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
check "from______with love."
Aug 19 2006 10:53AM
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Jul.Roc.Ski.
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
and good enouh for Level1 to do a shoot thier..
Aug 19 2006 10:55AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
dude i cant agree with you more. 59 days trapped in utah FUCK THIS PLACE . i hate mormons. the only good spot is PC otherwise its the gayest state in america
Aug 19 2006 5:03PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
i hate you. never come back here. ever.
Aug 19 2006 5:05PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
where's utah, and what's a mormon?
Aug 19 2006 6:46PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
PC is dope though
Aug 19 2006 7:24PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
The entire west coast sucks, I hate it here. I'm planning on moving to Kansas as soon as I can, I hear the snow there is SICK!
Aug 19 2006 7:27PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
word
Aug 19 2006 7:32PM
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ThaHater
Posts: 673 - Karma: 303
i've lived in utah on and off for 15 years give or take. I think I have had my run in with a few mormons, shit, I've even gone to their church, i ski with some mormons, and done my best to corrupt some of my mormon friends.

here's my conclusion on mormons: mormons=most ungenuine people i have ever met!!!

Sure, mormons are nice on the outside, but they still believe you are going to hell and hate your guts on the inside. Mormons are two-faced bitches.

The massacre happened, fundamentalist mormons are inbred pedophiles and normal mormons will smile at you to your face and fuck you in your ass when your back is turned.

One other thing utah suck and, the shit about the 'greatest snow on earth' is a myth and a mormon plot to convert ski bum potheads

Conclusion: Stay out of utah!!
Aug 19 2006 7:47PM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
haha, word
Aug 20 2006 1:31AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
all of the mormans i know are either pill heads or alcoholics. and none try to convert you. sorry.
Aug 20 2006 1:49AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
hold on......pill heads, alcoholics, or EMOS.
Aug 20 2006 1:49AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
yea agreed fuck off u dumb ass try living here its quite a nice place and people assume that its all mormons and shit but its not its better then that so why do you just mind your own fucking buisness
Aug 20 2006 4:06PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
That's true. However, in Montana EVERYBODY, and I mean every single person, is a hick. We all drive jacked up diesel trucks, listen to country, and have honkey-tonk as part of our daily vocabulary. If you don't want to wade through a river of chew you best keep yourself out of these parts!


Also, if you don't watch yourself you may get a tomahawk to your back from one of our roaming indian tribes. We're about 300 years behind the rest of the country.
Aug 20 2006 5:37PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
thats why you grow your own bud, and go a state over and buy a few kegs and come back. get your head together.
Aug 20 2006 5:54PM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
beer sucks, it tastes like shit, ill stick to soda
Aug 20 2006 6:54PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
i dont givee a fuck if he lived here he says this place sucks so he can stay the fuck out of here and people are at differnt levels with there skiing so thats a dumb idea
Aug 20 2006 7:00PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Haha, since we're talking about how Utah has so many mormons, I've just found this thread title to be rather ironic. Just a little juvenile humor.
Aug 20 2006 7:22PM
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Lhmr-skibebbe
Posts: 216 - Karma: 10
i love utah
Aug 21 2006 10:15PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
i couldnt agree with you more utah sucks
Aug 21 2006 10:18PM
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kristie
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 214
true story
Aug 24 2006 11:01AM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
yeah but the skiing is dope
Aug 24 2006 11:12AM
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Stash360
Posts: 165 - Karma: 13
Don't even bother coming here man. All the stories you've heard are true. All the resorts give credit card/season pass info to the Mormons to convert every last person in the state. And they'll stop at nothing until they do... Run for Boulder. Run for CALI. The skiing here is overrated too. Not even worth mentioning. Get out before the Zombie conformist Mormons get you.
Aug 24 2006 11:40AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
yea utah sucks. i seriously don't see why anyone would want to live there. what fuckin idiots. i'll never go there ever.
Aug 24 2006 1:09PM
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DiamondC
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 28
ok officer friendly, wat are you 10?
Aug 24 2006 4:31PM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
Draft beer served in restaurants is 3.2% alcohal as oposed to the 4.5+ that me and my bitches drink on the regs. Normal beer and stronger drinks are avaible only in state liquor stores and those gay ass private clubs that are ran buy gay ass morons/mormons. You also have to get a membership at most of these gay clubs and once your in you cant even order doubles you have to order a shot on the side. GAY. also no more than one drink at a time. GAY GAY GAY.
Aug 24 2006 7:14PM
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DiamondC
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 28
holyshit dude wtf, i had no idea
Aug 24 2006 9:59PM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
he's absolutely right. dont come to utah.
Aug 25 2006 2:56AM
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straytblunted
Posts: 264 - Karma: 11
yeah utah fuckin blows, i've lived here for too long seen too many mormons, 3.2 beers and scary cops, i havent seen many backcountry spots in close proximity, handrails never with snow in three cities (provo, ogden, and slc), or shitty daily fucked parks and cocky peops who just wanna cop new gear, and our snow is heavier than water, stayouta here its a shitnami wave of bullshit
Aug 26 2006 10:45PM
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straytblunted
Posts: 264 - Karma: 11
BOOOO utah HOOORRRAAAAAYYYY BEEEEEEEER
Aug 26 2006 10:58PM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
all be out there for some rails but thats it. and possibly some hot mormon pussy if its there ha~
Aug 26 2006 11:34PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
you live in california, land of preppy kids, wannabes, fakes, and wedges.

I would never complain about lving in Utah, Tahoe, Colorado, or any western states with that altitude.

you dont realize how lucky you are to have lived in UTAH and then move to TAHOE! your lucky that your parents have you live in these places.

Try living in Massachusetts, skiing on Ice and 1400 vert, and being happy with that, then all of a sudden moving to Wisconsin skiing on icy ice and 200 vert, Your a bit spoiled kid.
Aug 27 2006 12:59AM
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mavw
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
booo every where besides BC
Aug 27 2006 11:52AM
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