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Sex in highschool-the truth
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so my girlfriend showed up in summer school with an ER wristband on. i wasnt able to tlak to her cause i was grounded from all phone priveleges. so she visited me at work the next day. she went there cause she had a bad feeling in her stomach-turns out she had a misscarriage!!! i was like WTF. she is on birth control-i know there is still a chance. but dude-scary shit.
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hmmm the best birth control there is, is.......OVARY PUNCH!
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Why girl I like the way you think!
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well thanks just dont ovairy punch me i never told you the sideaffects aha
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the truth is sex in school can only happen if the girl thinks she is in love. this takes time, and effort. movies, dinners, hikes and picnics are just some of the obstacles involved, also be wary of the occasional mental breakdown where the girl feels that she is only worth the boounty of the v card, dont forget the cock blocks, they can be very protective and hard to deal with...... then one day she is ready. fuck, suck, repeat........ after a while the desire for sex is beyond the male and has leaked into the female phyce. this is what i call the rabbit phase of the relationship, eventually the relationships crumbles and the female is ready for the rigirous demands of college, while the male has boosted his ego and prepared himself for future mates..... that is sex in highschool the truth
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Ah I see, so it's kind of like foreplay then?
Umm... (call me)
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word man. i've got too much good shit in my life to fuck it up with getting my g/f pregnant
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daaammn. thats intense. My friend banged 2 chicks 8 times when he was 15.
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The best contreception is to just have sex with an iron sheild.
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theres all that pre cum stuff
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thats the truest fucking thing i have ever read, couldnt have said it better myself
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Good thing you threw her down the stairs.
That would suck though if she had a kid. The dude I work with is 18 lives in a shithole with his girlfriend whos now a fat bitch, and 8 month old daughter. I always thought the kid was gay then BAMM out of left field he has a kid. But seriously the kid is dirt poor now always trying to hit me up for money and theres nothing he can do to change that. Plus he just graduated highschool and can't go to college cause he doesn't have time and can't afford it.
Man I'm glad I don't have a kid!
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well, i can be positive it isnt anybody else, but im just thinking i need to clean my weiner better-its gotta be because i put it back in
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thats sketch
use protection and birth control
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thats it man, just clean your weiner better
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that would be prettty gnarly
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Ok, this thread started out legit and then became ridiculous and mildly unpleasant. Has anyone seen the OP's last two posts? Seems like a fucked up way to brag about something, but maybe that's just me.
If you are telling the truth, that is some scary shit, and you should be thankful as hell because your life would've been ruined. And to the author of the "real truth of sex in high school" somewhere on this page... truer words have never been spoken.
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nah, not braggind, actually still scared-but im just trying to give some people a heads up on how scary it is
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one day i was cock ramming ten bitches and i got them all pregnant, after that my parents castrated me
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some of you are retarded. pulling out sucks, except for the occasional finishinhermouth. and its horribly unsafe
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im trying to figure out why you brought this back.
were you searching for "sex"?
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whoaa..that's scary..must've been a horrible experience for u
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my girlfriend took on like 2 days later and she never got pregnant
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True that. My Gf/ex/now friends with benefits that I wanna get back with is constantly like oh fuck me fuck me now. And im like, look around, see all these people. Not here. Maybe over there, but not here
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My girl has scared me a few times by saying she thinks she's pregnant. I ask her when her last period was and she was like, "Only two weeks ago! I hope I get it soon!!!" Hahaha, it's funny.
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oh wow....that's weird... this was near the top of the list, i swear
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happened to me...i didnt think it was a very funny joke. so on april fools day i told her i cheated on her...pwn3d.
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You gotta wrap your shit, even if she's on the pill.
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just like....every couple months push her down the stairs. that should do the trick...its like natural birth control : )
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do they even teach sex ed in school anymore? this thread begs for you kids to get a real talk about sex
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you guys see the ring that gets inserted and presents pregnancy for 3 - 5 years?
whats going on?
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one of my girlfriends thought she was pregnant once. Scariest day of my life. Its so unexplainable how scary that is.
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LOL. I just laughed my head off at that
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maybe you should just have sex with other guys?
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yeah, that is wierd if it was up top and this old, but i have a question. why did your gf wear the ER bracelet from her miscarrige to summer school? wouldnt you think she would cut it off before she had to explain why she was at the ER?
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haha it seems like he did
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shit scares the hell out of me
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but if you pull out and bust on her chest, how the hell are you getting semen on your junk? are you stirrin' it around on her immediately afterwards or what?
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In my criminal justice class we're talking about infanticide (death of infants) and there was this chick who had her premature baby (weighed 3 pounds) wrapped it in garbage bags and stuffed in it a box in her room.
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Yeah, we were going to have meatloaf that night, but then our guests found it before we could start cooking.
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i heard bout that she like hid it from her parents right?
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yeah, just imagine the smell that thing would put off... rotting baby corpse.
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ya think?
i'm sorry about this all man, but i've just got to shake my head at that...
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