Replying to Haha, girls from my grade...
so randomly this fat chick instant messages me from my grade and starts saying the funniest shit, instant message this girl and give her shit about it,
kaylalicious1992 (11:50:00 PM): Hello Andrew WS Holson
AWSHolson (11:50:12 PM): oh
AWSHolson (11:50:24 PM): who is this
kaylalicious1992 (11:50:36 PM): who do you thinkk sex bo dexy
AWSHolson (11:50:47 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:05 PM): i want you baddd
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:07 PM): me and my friend
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:21 PM): we saw u in once
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:28 PM): and u had a boner in ur plaid shorts
AWSHolson (11:51:33 PM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:48 PM): it turned my friend on
AWSHolson (11:52:01 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:04 PM): do u smoke pot?
AWSHolson (11:52:13 PM): who are you
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:25 PM): i am the oracle
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:55 PM): i smoke crack not pot
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:58 PM): and heroin
AWSHolson (11:53:00 PM): always fun
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:06 PM): and i snikff cocain
AWSHolson (11:53:07 PM): except u dont smoke herion
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:14 PM): uuh yes i do
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:18 PM): and i inject it
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:25 PM): you can smoke heroin with tinfoil
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:30 PM): truuust me nigga
AWSHolson (11:53:38 PM): fun
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:01 PM): what would you do if i asked you to have sex with a boy\
AWSHolson (11:54:28 PM): i would say yes ofcourse!!!
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:53 PM): ur gay!?!
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:59 PM): damn
AWSHolson (11:55:06 PM): o ya ofcourse i am
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:28 PM): im telling STEVEN CHICK
AWSHolson (11:55:34 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:46 PM): i know someone who had sex with steven chick
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:53 PM): uum... what was his name?
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:06 PM): George Maguire
AWSHolson (11:56:17 PM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:33 PM): r u german?
AWSHolson (11:56:40 PM): no
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:47 PM): cuz i have ALWAYS wanted to be hitler
AWSHolson (11:56:53 PM): sweet
kaylalicious1992 (11:57:16 PM): you know that guy who SLAUTERED all the jews
kaylalicious1992 (11:57:24 PM): and sprayed em with gas in the big shower
AWSHolson (11:57:29 PM): yep
AWSHolson (11:57:58 PM): kayla, or jenne or whoever, u have no idea how much of a fool ur making of urself right now
AWSHolson (11:59:11 PM): i'm laughing at u with a bunch of kids older then you can count editing
kaylalicious1992 (11:59:55 PM): ok ur fucking cool honey. i kno older than me babe and it doesnt intimidate me... i dont care who ur little fag ass rut thug friends are...
kaylalicious1992 (12:00:01 AM): snowboarders r gay anyways
AWSHolson (12:00:06 AM): ahha aight
AWSHolson (12:00:39 AM): go have fun hanging out with all ur litle firiends now
kaylalicious1992 (12:00:56 AM): all my little frinsds andrew? all my friends could kick ur friends asses
AWSHolson (12:01:05 AM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:13 AM): so u and all ur little fag ass virgin friends go pay in traffic
AWSHolson (12:01:22 AM): hahahahhaa
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:28 AM): yeah
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:30 AM): i went there
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:31 AM): BITCH
AWSHolson (12:01:40 AM): haha wow
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:52 AM): do u know who this is
AWSHolson (12:02:03 AM): i dont really care
kaylalicious1992 (12:02:08 AM): goood
kaylalicious1992 (12:03:01 AM): ur jewish right?
AWSHolson (12:03:42 AM): your not gunna be able to piss me off, cause i'm not even fully jewish, and i dont really care, cause i know this is just either kayla or jenne from school and kayla ur just a fat chick noone want you, so go have fun with ur little firneds.
kaylalicious1992 (12:03:58 AM): yeah\
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:02 AM): im sure it doesnt
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:10 AM): next year when u wear tight shorts
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:12 AM): JUST A HINT
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:20 AM): try not to walk around with a boner
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:30 AM): bekuz its fucking disturbing
AWSHolson (12:04:35 AM): oh dear
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:55 AM): we all saw it
AWSHolson (12:05:31 AM): incredible
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:36 AM): um
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:39 AM): im leaving now
AWSHolson (12:05:41 AM): good
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:47 AM): me and my friend are gonna take a bubble bath
AWSHolson (12:05:56 AM): kayla you dont have any friends
AWSHolson (12:06:09 AM): except for jenne and all ur little play buddies
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:17 AM): ALL exactly
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:20 AM): honey
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:23 AM): theres alot
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:28 AM): and my friend is KORI not jenne
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:31 AM): ass wipe
AWSHolson (12:06:36 AM): oh dearr!!!
AWSHolson (12:06:51 AM): i'm just going to commit suicide now
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:58 AM): k
kaylalicious1992 (12:07:02 AM): good do us alll a favor
kaylalicious1992 (12:07:03 AM): IM OUT
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