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A "F"ed up buisness

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jarossamdb7
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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500

employees and has the following statistics:



* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year



Can you guess which organization this is?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
Apr 13 2003 5:36PM
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What_A_Wookie
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ill be damned

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
-Lagwagon is a moron....
NS Ogre Crew
Apr 13 2003 5:41PM
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Lateralis
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hahaa hilarious



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 13 2003 5:42PM
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SUpilot
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Source???
Taste Death. Live Life.
Apr 13 2003 5:44PM
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3ski6guy0
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thats crazy..if its true


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Apr 13 2003 5:49PM
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dpoiii
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ya whered you get that from thats interesting..
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Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
Apr 13 2003 5:52PM
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jarossamdb7
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that probably isn't enirly true, however some of it defintly is. I got it from this kid that I hate but keeps sending me e-mails. he is just anoying as heck but he doesn;t tell lies. that's not to say that all that is true...


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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
Apr 13 2003 5:54PM
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Lord_Piot
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here is a breakdown of people and their habits from where i work,

Potheads = 97%
Crackheads = 10%
Cokeheads = 15%
E-Tards = 40%
Misc drugs = 10%

this includes managment
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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Apr 13 2003 6:25PM
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bigskia
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seems like a load of crap. and in the event some of that is true i can bet the drugs/shoplifting is from when they're kids. bad checks could be interpetated in many ways, bad credit could have been after college, defendants in law suits might be from legal issues about money, seems like a load of crap


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
Apr 13 2003 6:34PM
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T-lo
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not true.

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Representin' the Midwest
Apr 13 2003 7:56PM
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SUpilot
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its definately not true
Taste Death. Live Life.
Apr 13 2003 8:36PM
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petek
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this is why i love living in canada


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 13 2003 11:20PM
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SUpilot
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cool lets post false information.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Apr 13 2003 11:30PM
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pag
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lol
I hope it's true
PAG
Apr 13 2003 11:32PM
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Baker
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there's 537 members of congress.



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Apr 14 2003 12:39AM
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TAK
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I hope it not. I hate being right sometimes.

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Apr 14 2003 12:41AM
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TAK
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''hehehe, killing is wrong''
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Apr 14 2003 12:42AM
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Ski-hobo
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lol, that was a funny cartoon TAK, funny and true.


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Apr 14 2003 1:10AM
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Papa
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ya that's one fucked up company
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Apr 14 2003 1:27AM
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powder99
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i don't know, it was on the radio around here for awhile, people where talking about it, but you never know
'proud citzen of the NS Isle'
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Apr 14 2003 1:35AM
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SUpilot
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yes i do. i always no. i know that the original post in this thread is HORSESHIT.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Apr 14 2003 12:51PM
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wrenegade
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i saw almost that exact same information posted about the 301 members of the canadian parliament in the ottawa citizen newspaper.


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Apr 14 2003 3:11PM
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