Replying to I just got the shit scared out of me

So I was from home to go online again. Between my house and my cousins is two reasturants. Im cool with the second one because we know the owners but the first one I dont like. Its one of those outdoors ones so the waiters stand and wait outside to seat you. There was this couple who just got out of their car and was going to the reasturant so one of the waiters goes to seat them. So I think. He gets up behind me and quacks in my ear. All the other waiters are laughing and I just go the crap scared out of me.