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I have a confession to make...
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So I don't go to church or anything, but I fucked a priest's daughter. I mean it was great and everything, but I'm probobly going to hell for it.
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Ya probably. Now go to confession at that church and say "I had sex with the daughter of a priest" This way when the priest kills you you will go to heaven.
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hmm. Was the sex good though?
And are you sure it was a priest or was it just a minister?
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It was a priest, and yeah it was pretty good. She was a virgin before hand so it was as good as it could be.
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fucking a priests daughter isn't any different than anyone elses daughter.
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except its a fucking priests daughter^!!!!
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Yeah dude easy for you to say! That's like saying holy water is the same as any other water.
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holy water is the same as regular water. Just like spring water is actually filtered calgary water. Its just from a different place
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or you can question the very existance of god and then the preist would be the same as the bum on the corner. And fucking his daughter would be pretty funny
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Dude, unless the priest was catholic, which he wasn't since he had a daughter, he wouldn't view himslef as being any different or better than a regular person. I've been working as a secretary for my church this summer and while I don't ever actually go to services I've learned a ton of stuff just by listening to him talk.
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how could you go to hell for fucking her, how else is she gunna have a baby? If you fucked the pope's daughter then you would go to hell.. instantly
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we're pretty much all going to hell anyway. it used to be a form of punishment...but now it's gonna be a big party with all the fun ppl who walked this earth.
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hahaha thats a hilarious yet true way to look at it
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i was really expecting you to say you were gay. when ever you want to get that off your chest, the community is here for you.
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priest's can marry. so how did he have a daughter? or was it a minister's daughter?
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^^ different religions have different rules
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think about hwo much fun you have to sacrifice in order to go to heaven. soooooo not worth it. even if i was a good boy and all id still go to hell because i dont believe in god! does that make me a heretic?
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yes.
good point, aren't we already in heaven? i have the option to do what i want and not be judged until it's too late.
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i should have asked what religion is she? I know that different religions have different rules.
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As long as it was good it doesn't matter.. Maybe she'll come back for seconds!
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not bad and you couldnt do the popes daughter since he cant have one! celebacy!
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only person ive ever heard say anything like that....really different perspective on things. i like it
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what a confession indeed.
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"When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice"- Biggie
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